Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo belongs to Yoshio Sawai, Weekly and Viz's Shonen Jump and Toei Animation. Don't know the US company involved with the anime, but I'm using their dub names. Any non-dub names used are of characters not yet introduced. I have no ownership of this, but I sure want merchandise. Sell it to me please! And more manga, please! Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo rocks! All anime mentioned don't belong to me, either. Feed my c2 list and forum unless you're a homowhiner.

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I'm sorry I haven't kept to my original schedule but it's the end of school rush. Tonight's my film screening and that's it. I wrote the first two sentences this past Monday and now it's Thursday and I will not get to bed until I finish this story, or at least this chapter.

So, anyway, Sasuke's dark eyelashes fluttered as he felt insects crawl all over his ivory skin. It's amazing just how disgusting pairings with Shino are but I'm not big on Sasuke anyway.

Ok, this is the wrong fandom, let me try again.

It was only when a decrepit Yugi crawled out of a cave several hundred years later, talking to himself, that Gandalf the Taupe began to suspect that the Millennium items were forged in the heart of Mount Doom.

Nope, not it.

Laura regretted the trip to Transylvania as she looked upon all her precious little Ham-Hams, with their odd bits of human clothes and blood-stained teeth. Her regret would not last long as the hamsters, their blood matted with fur, leapt at her. There were simply too many for her to fight off.

They were no longer cute. Laura liked cute things, like her doodles of the albino guy in the Da Vinci Code that emphasized his pink eyes, long bishie hair and gave him bunny-ears. Death wasn't cute, because the blood wasn't pink.

Ok, here we go because this is getting really bad.

Gasser immediately regretted leaving Beauty in the waiting room when he got to the vending machines that were

"Even though he likes athletic girls like Ginny and Cho, that's no reason he shouldn't like a sickly little inbred Goth snob boy like…"

The girls turned to face Gasser, wide grins on all their faces.

"We saw last week's episode!"

"Evidence!"

"You just kept comforting Jelly!"

Gasser glared at them, "I have a girlfriend."

"Beard."

"You realized your True Feelings when you saw him dressed like her."

"I know you're girls and all, but… FIST OF THE BACK WIND!"

"Aha! He gets his gas power from eating Jelly!"

Horrified, Gasser ran.

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Softon and Jelly just stared at each other while the ganguro salaryman nursemaid rocked the baby.

The baby had Jelly's eyes and topaz color-hair. I'm still thinking of a name for him. Softon looked down. Why did it hurt when he looked at Jelly and the baby? Why did it hurt even worse when he wasn't looking at them? Was it indigestion or the motif of lovepain I keep running across in CLAMP's manga?

"I better go. You need to get your rest. You've got an Empire to run and the last thing you need is me dragging you down," Softon murmured.

Jelly looked horrified, even as he took in the nursemaid's approving gaze.

So Suzu and I came into the room.

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Rice looked around nervously as he entered the waiting room.

Would they accept him after learning his SECRET?

Would they care?

Does he even need to tell them?

"The truth is... due to the fluid nature of R's and L's in words imported into Japanese, it was assumed that I attacked with rice. But that's not true. My name is Lice."

Beauty looked ill.

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"Jelly, I have my doubts you and Softon had a history," Suzu began.

"But he was one of my Celestial warriors!" Softon shouted.

"And my persocom who worked at a bakery and bought me porno magazines," Jelly added.

"No, those are just bits of nonsense the author's been pulling up out of nowhere. Think back to the early chapters. There's absolutely nothing that leads the reader to believe you two were ever involved. It's just written as a pathetic one-sided thing while Jelly's fawning over Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo."

Jelly took the baby from the nursemaid, his eyes wide. Softon looked angsty, "I'm going now. I can't ask you to give up all this or leave your baby or…"

Jelly, you're the head of the Margarita Empire now. You can really just do whatever you want. You can bring in your friends' input, end Hair Hunting, and you most certainly can date whomever you like.

And Jelly wasted no time in that. He and Softon finally got married and had even more kids. With Softon by his side, Jelly knew he'd never cry again. He threw his Nu handkerchief at the wedding, and Tristan from Yu-Gi-Oh caught it. You can see him with the famous hankie at the end of Millennium World graphic novel #3. Ice cream and gelatin did go together, or perhaps gelatin was not so different from poo- since it was a source… ok, this is stupid, I'm going to the others.

Beauty fended off the yaoi fangirls and lived happily ever with Gasser.

Tsar Baldy Bald IV, General Tofu and William the Conqueror stayed dead.

Don Patch and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo cured cancer while they rode horses on the ranch hotel they opened in Times Square.

Serviceman's sheet proved invaluable in keeping Loincloth Lloyd from running away. He spent the rest of his life under there.

Pickle and the Junior Boss had little tomato children or something. I don't know the details but it was super-odd and sweet.

Captain Battleship had doubt about dressing like Don Patch in bed, but it really turned Hatenko on…

Gyorai dumped Meowth for Lion-O from Thundercats.

Denga and Chopper are still together, the ultimate Kawaii couple of puppy and reindeer.

Raincoat Man and Rice. Shower and rice at the wedding.

Chazz came to realize that being an expert duelist is nowhere as influential as what his brothers do. He now owns an alpaca farm in Canada. Atticus' make-up session with Crowler was a vital part of his dating service. Crowler is now living in London with one Severus Snape and Atticus is out to figure out more pairings by making out with others. Just not his sister. Guy's gotta have standards.

The Ronin didn't pass his college entrance exams until he was 30. He wouldn't have lasted that long, but he couldn't just jump in front of the subway when the bill for clean-up now goes to the suicide's family.

A president decided one day to fight in his own war, surprising everyone as he proved quite useful in the clueless and determined way most shonen manga heroes are.

Suzu and I noticed that the local Sav-On had finally closed one morning, as we were walking my dog.

THE END

Finally… omg, I just read the whole thing over and I really must be nuts. LOL. Look for a musical cast list in my forum in the coming weeks! And more stories, of course. Gasser/Beauty, anyone?