Sierra: Ok, this is my first drabbles story, so enjoy!
Kim: It's da bomb, yo.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, Yu-Gi-Oh, or the Fairly Odd Parents' quotes in here.
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Ed had been sitting there for quite a while until...
"Ed, why are you in a tree?" Roy asked.
"Shhhh, I'm being "one" with nature" Ed replied.
"But...it's my tree! I'm supposed to sit there!" Roy yelled.
"WELL TOO BAD!" Ed yelled back. Roy slumped away sadly and mutter a few words about "being fair" and "common sense." Ed sat there again just staring at the people walking by. Then he saw Havoc walk by and stare.
"Umm, Ed, why are you in a tree?" he asked.
"I feel like being "one" with nature." Ed replied.
"But...It's Roy's tree..." Havoc said.
"I DON'T CARE!" Ed shouted. Havoc backed away slowly and began to run away. Then Winry fell in a pothole and everyone laughed. Ed laughed so hard, he fell from the tree. Then Roy jumped in it and danced.
"HA! TAKE THAT EDWARD!" Roy boasted. Then Ed turned into a robot and destroyed the twin towers.
"Oh, so THAT'S how it happened." Envy said. Then he sprouted wings and flew into the sun only to get burnt to a crisp.
"FREE FOOD!" Havoc yelled. Then he ate the Envy scraps. He noticed Winry in the pothole and then...
"OH BOY! SECONDS!" Then he ate Winry. Everyone was so happy, they had a tea pastry.
"Hey, don't you mean 'party'?" Roy asked the narrator/authoress. No! So shut up! She yelled back at him. Then Bakura walk-Wait, Bakura? Oh well, then Bakura walked in and said, "FEAR THE MILLEMIUM TOOTHPICK!"
Then they all died. The End.
"Wait, the end? No plotline?" Ed asked. Hm, no, not really, I just wanted to do something fun. "Oh, that makes sense...I think."
"OMG! YOU THINK?" Shouted Envy.
"Hey, I thought you died." Said Bakura.
"I did, but I didn't want to die, so I forced myself back."
"...Ew." Ed said with disgust. Ok, ok, we get it, I'm gonna end this before my readers barf.
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Sierra: so, did you like it? Review if you did.
Envy: I cannot believe you did that to me.
Sierra: Neither can I, neither can I.