Sierra: my second drabbles chapter. just so you know, i make these up as i go.

Disclaimer: I don't own fullmetal alchemist, but someday...maybe someday...

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THIS STORY IS BASED ON THINGS ME AND MY FRIENDS TALK ABOUT

Kim's basement(that she doesn't have) and other related stories:

I, Sierra, want to live in kim's basment, and today is my chance.

"Hey, Faith, can i have a room in kim's basement?" I asked kim's yami, Faith.

"Sure, here's your key card." faith said.(A/N: kim says that her imaginary basement is like a hotel.)

"YIPPE!" I squealed. I went to my room, but...

"o.O Kim, there are hookers in my room."

"ENVY! WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT LEAVING YOU'RE USED HOOKERS IN THE ROOM!" Faith yelled.(A/N: Now, i don't remember what happend after that, but envy gets rid of them)

Then it was dinner time and everyone ate like pigs(A/N:PIGGEH!).

"Hey, what's for dinner?" i asked.

"Orange chicken." said kim and/or faith.

"yay!" then ed got high off orange chicken.

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" i said, while putting viagra in roy's drink.

"But i saw you doing that..." He said.

"So?" I replied.

"I'm not gonna drink it..." then i forced it down his throat.

"DAMN YOU!" Roy yelled as he carried the high Ed into thier room.

Now for something that's entierly different, that i made up just now...

Envy brushed his teeth and turned the light off. then he got into bed. Now, we see Ed's there too.

"Envy, how many times do i have to tell you, THIS IS MY HOUSE!" Ed yelled.

"Yes..." envy replied stupidly.(A/N: I credit the grim adventures of billy and mandy for this one.)

More less pointless things!

NOW A SONG FROM ENVY

I hate you, you hate me

let's get together and kill barney,

with a big chainsaw and a little black pistol

hurray for the world, barney's dead!

HERE'S A PREVIEW FOR A STORY MY FRIEND AND I ARE WORKING ON:

(they're in middle school together, everyone in FMA in this story)

Roy hated gym class, he hated rope climbing, HE HATED MR. FEELY. But he had to put up with it.

He climed the rope inch by inch, he was pretty high already when...

He fell and his headset braces got stuck on the rope!

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He scream in his girly high pitched voice. Everyone below him sweat dropped and inched away from him.

END PREVIEW

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Sierra: lol, that was fun to make

Roy: -glares at Sierra- i hate you

Sierra: Aw, i hate you too

Kim: -.- jeeze, you people are wierd

Sierra: Everyone who reviews gets an antelope

Envy: -.- who in the world would want an antelope...-looks outside to see people with shirts that say: ANTELOPES ROCK- I stand Corrected