Sierra: Well, the continuing adventures of Milk Wars, just for my fans Enjoy!
p.s. Let's forget the whole part about Vader's wife, let's pretend it was his sister in-law 'cause I want some yaoi sorry.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA OR the Star Wars sagas
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Dough Vader had the upper hand. His Dough Clones were kicking butt with their new and improved spatulas. The Light Side was weakening. Their straws weren't powerful enough; they need to get close enough to Dough Vader with the Milk. (A/N: Milk: force) Luckily Luke-warm Milkwalker had infiltrated the ship. He was fighting for all he was worth.
"You cannot win, you are weak." said Dough Vader.
"I won't give in to you, Dough Vader!" shouted Luke-warm (A/N: Y'know, his name makes me sick...).
At that moment, Dough Vader threw Luke-warm off the edge of the walkway. Luke-warm was hanging by his hand.
"Luke, I am your...LOVER." Vader shouted as he took off his mask.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Luke scream.
Then the ship blew up and they all died. R2-T2 became a salesman. Cp-3-owned ran off with Obi-warm Mlikobi. And yogurt died a horrible death. Everyone lived happily ever after.
THE END
Now for the weather. It will be partially cloudy with a chance of, DESTRUCTION.
-Envy walks out with a bazooka and army tanks behind him. He shoots at all the people, and everyone dies once again.-
"What's up with you and death?" Ed asked. Well, it's nice to vent once and awhile, WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS? I HAVE NEEDS TOO Y'KNOW! "o.O Riiiight."
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Sierra: Well...that's it
Kendall: o.O that was weird.
Sierra: I ran outta ideas, I rushed.
Kim: ...it's not over is it?
Sierra: I'll think of something, just review