Well I'm glad most of you like it so far. I didn't even know about the thing with the birds a friend told me.
So as things became a little slower Kim and Ron decided to do the old "tossing of the bouquet and garter." "Okay, all of you single women. Get out on the dance floor. It's time for the "Bouquet tossing" and after it will be time for the "Garter tossing" Monique announced. All the girls went out onto the dance floor. Kim turned her back to the audience and threw the bouquet over her shoulder. "I caught it!" Monique exclaimed. Kim gave her best friend a hug as all the single guys made their way onto the floor. Ron had gotten the garter in advance so he was ready to toss it. "Hey I caught it!" exclaimed a voice that Kim and Ron didn't recognize at first, but then the crowds cleared. "Dr. Drakken!" Kim was shocked that her archenemy was at her wedding party. "What in the world let you think I would let you come to my wedding party!" Kim asked putting her hands on her hips. "Um K.P, sweetheart, I kinda invited him." Ron confessed. Kim's eyes became as big as a saucer. "Why?" She asked amazed that Ron had invited him. "Well you remember that Christmas Drakken and I got stuck in the North Pole? He saved my life. And so to repay him I invited him to our wedding. I hope you're not mad." Ron added. "Mad, nah. You did a very sweet thing to repay Drakken. But you owe me." Kim said a seductive smile spreading across her face. "Not I front of us please, princess." Shego said walking out of the crowd wearing a dark green dress. "You're here too?" Kim asked surprised. "I'm Drew's date." Shego answered. "Oh really?" Kim asked sarcastically. "Yeah Kimmie. But not romantically." Shego added winking at the guy who was serving punch.
After a while people began to leave. "How are we going to get all these presents to our house?" Ron thought out loud as he stared at the voluminous pile of presents. Kim came over to Ron "Hey Ron, do you remember where I put my shoes?" Kim had taken her shoes off after the first dance and put them on the table. "Um somewhere under this pile…" Ron replied still gazing up at it. "Will help you." Said Drakken. As he started to shove some of the presents into a giant bag. When they were done the bag was about as big as Santa's. "Now all we need is a sled and eight magic flying reindeer." Concluded Ron after thanking Drakken. "Oh yeah Kimmie, we have a present to give you guys also." Shego said handing Kim a card. "Thanks!" Said Kim as she bid her parent's good bye and went with Ron.
Later Kim helped Ron bring all the presents into the living room. "Whew! So which do you think we should open first Kim? Kim?" Kim was started to drift off to sleep land. "Oh, what! Um, open the one from your mom and dad…" replied Kim sitting up strait. As Ron tore the wrapping off the box, Kim was trying her hardest not to go back to sleep. Her dress was puffy and soft it felt like her bed, and she was worn out from the ceremony, dancing, and it was late also. "Her cool it's a set of plates." Said Ron excitedly, since they had no real dishware yet. "Here Kim you open Monique's." Ron said happily tossing the gift into Kim's lap. "It's a, um…" Kim started picking up the book. "Wow! It's a cook book! Booyah!" Ron exclaimed. "We don't even have any groceries." Kim mumbled. "Oh yes we do!" Ron replied opening their fridge showing that the fridge was full. After they had gotten through half of the presents Kim was getting more and more tired. "Hey look, this is from Shego and Drakken." Kim opened the card while Ron opened the small box. "Dear Princess and Lover boy, Congrats on getting married. These will come of use on the honeymoon… From Shego and Drakken" Kim wondered what they had sent. "Hey they sent us a package of white skinny balloons!" said Ron blowing one up. Kim couldn't hold it in she burst out laughing. "Ron those aren't balloons there…"
Well you all know what they are! He he! Well this is as far as I will take the sexual jokes but that's all I wanted to say! Merry Christmas and R and R!
