Flashback

Draco: I never have kissed another gender which isn't related

Real chapter

No-one drank.

Ginny: I have never have eaten a sickle

Harry and Hermione drank

Harry: What happened was on April's fool Madam Romerista gave me a butterbeer and there was a coin inside which I didn't notice

Hermione: We were playing a game who could eat a sickle first would get 1 galleon and I ate mine first so I got a galleon

Harry: I never have attacked a teacher with a wand

Dumbledore and Snape drank.

Dumbledore: Snape and I were demonstrating how to do expeliarmus and Snape did Ritrusceptra on me and I did it on him and we both go each other.

Professor McGonagall: I never snorted like a pig

Ron, Draco, Harry, Dumbledore and Snape drank

Ron: We were trying to see who could make the loudest snorting noise

Harry: I won

Dumbledore: Well I came second

Draco: I came third

Ron: Fourth

Snape: Last

Hermione: I never have done a fart today

Ron drank

Harry: No wonder what stank

Ron: I never have got scared when Santa came along the road

Harry drank and so did Hermione

Harry: What? Everyone knows what happened to me

Hermione: Santa I thought was evil anyway

Snape: You did

Hermione: Please be quiet. I never have sat on a teacher's lap

Professor McGonagall drank from her cup

Everyone: WHAT!
Professor McGonagall: I cant explain but anyway I never have wet my pants inside my bed.

Harry only drank a sip

Harry: I never have said antidisestablishmentarianism

Ron: antidisestablishmentarianism

Hermione: antidisestablishmentarianism

Draco: antidisestablishmentarianism

Ginny: antidisestablishmentarianism

Snape: antidisestablishmentarianism

Dumbledore: antidisestablishmentarianism

Professor McGonagall: antidisestablishmentarianism

Everyone drank from their cup

Professor McGonagall: Let's go back to Truth or Dare

Harry: JOKES

Everyone: Truth or Dare

Harry: Truth or Dare Ron

Ron: Dare

Harry: I dare you to only say beep and Wah and names for the rest of the game

Ron: BEEP Wah Beep McGonagall

McGonagall: Beep

Ron: beep beep beep beep beep beep.

McGonagall kicks Ron

McGonagall: Truth or Dare Dumbledore

Dumbledore: Dare

McGonagall: I dare you to shoot a tickling charm at yourself

Dumbledore: Ceremonialness

Dumbledore falls on the floor and rolls about

Dumbledore: HEHEEHEHEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

McGonagall: Jeurlsil

Dumbledore stops laughing

Dumbledore: Truth or Dare Ron

Ron: Beep

Dumbledore: I dare you to act like a elephant in the hallway

Ron goes outside

Ron: BEEP WAHH BEEP WAHH

Ron comes back inside

Ron: Truth or Dare Hermione

Hermione: Truth

A/N Please review. Sorry it sucks. Ill start doing disclaimers.