Disclaimer: Gosh... writing this again is painful, but I don't own Naruto ;;

A/N: Chapter 2! D Sorry that it's so short... I'll try to make it up soon!

"WHAA!"

Naruto screeches while Tsunade's cup crackles. He's going to get a ROOM MATE! He's been having a single dorm to himself since the beginning of the year, and kicking a full-grown human being in all of a sudden will NOT be to his favor!

"Look here, ya old hag! I know I may be playing some jokes around, but stuffing me a roommate! You're more old-hearted than your wrinkles say!" (Don't ask about this part… I don't know. XD) He yells on the top of his lungs, then immediately hit by the cracked cup.

"Shut it already!" Tsunade growls, rubbing her temple. "Look, brat. This kid, YOUR new roommate, just transferred over today. I hope that you'll be nice with him," She pauses here, givinghim a look. "And get along."

Naruto snorts.

Sighing, Tsunade reaches over and ruffles the blond's hair lovingly. Naruto protests a bit, but doesn't pull away. She smiles. He's not a bad kid, just affected by his rough past and has an extreme sense of humor. But she'll make sure that he's well taken care of.

"You may leave now, Naruto."

He gets to his feet, stuffing his hands into his sweatshirt pockets, and leaves the office with a slight pout.

Tsunade watches him leave silently. She hopes that she had made the right decision. Reaching over, she dials a number on her office phone.

"Yes, Tsunade-sama?" A young woman's voice answers.

"Bring me a new cup of coffee please, Shizune."

oOoOo

Sasuke walks down the empty hall, a slip of paper in hand. He has just finished checking in with the office, so now he needs to find his dorm room.

He frowns. He was told that he'd be having a roommate there, and he's not exactly thrilled. It means that he'll be invaded of privacy for the rest of the year until, if lucky enough, he could get a single room.

406 is the number. Arriving at the fourth floor, Sasuke checked each door until one said the number he wanted. Taking out his new dorm room key, he unlocked the door.

And came into a junkyard.

The room's covered with…stuff. Books, clothes, videos, CDs and other things are thrown all over the room. Shirts, pants, socks… They're everywhere, covering the floor and two beds. (Bet they're all dirty too. XD) Speaking of beds, which one is his? You can't really tell which is occupied since both have equal amount of messiness. Sasuke gave a sigh and drops his bag down on a bed. There's fifty percent of a chance that this is could be his bed.

So his roommate's a total lazy ass. Wonderful, just what he needs. Sasuke throws everything off, by chance, his bed, not caring what they are or where they land, and slumps back down. He hasn't gotten any decent rest in a while. With the long drive from the Sound and coming straight here, he's pretty worn out. Soon, his eyes grew heavy and he closes them with protest.

oOoOo

Naruto drags his feet as he heads back to his dorm. Damn… A roommate means that he'll lose half of the room.

That old hag… The blond mutters under his breath as he pulls out his key.

Eh? He blinks as the door opened easily. I could've sworn I locked it.

Shrugging, he steps in, and blinks again.

There's a guy.

There's a guy in his dorm room.

There's a guy in his dorm room on his bed.

There's a guy in his dorm room on his bed asleep.

And isn't he the one he bumped into earlier?

Naruto stood at the door for a minute before snapping out of his staring and walks over to him. So he's his new roommate.

The boy is pale, paler than anyone Naruto has seen. Maybe his ebony hair contrasted strongly against it and made it look snowy. His face looks relaxed and peaceful, so different from when he saw him earlier. He was all gloomy.

But, Naruto thought with a 'hmph', his ROOMMATE needs to get his ass off his bed so he could be on it. Climbing on, the blond shook the dark-haired boy. "Oi oi! Wake up, sleeping beauty."

Nothing.

Naruto gave another 'hmph', but then grinned. He reached over the sleeping boy, attempting to get his alarm clock that was sitting on his desk. Nice thing that it's got a loud ring, because Naruto, as the proud Number One Prankster in K.A.U., wants to introduce himself with a bang.

But Sasuke chose that moment to wake.

A/N: Again, sorry for the super short chapter. I can't seem to write long stuff... D: Review plez!