Disclaimer: So sue me! No please don't… breaks down and starts crying I don't own Naruto… and never will!

"Orochimaru- kun" Kabuto whispered sweetly, "How many times have I told you not to put things in your mouth?" 'Why does he even put it in there, and how the hell does he put all those things in there and why? It can't be just because it looks cool can it?'

Kabuto sweatdropped as he saw Orochimaru put his hand in his mouth and pulled out a kitchen sink and threw it to the side. A bit to the right of him was giant pile filled with random items. 'I don't understand why he does this everytime. If he just carried his Kusunagi on his side or back or even just use a simple summoning scroll we wouldn't be in this mes-….Oh My God… is that Tayuya's diary? I gotta get that. Lets see what else is there'

Outside, the guards, as well as anyone else that passed by sweatdropped. Throughout the Sound Village, a girlish squeal could only belong to one person. The same thought seem to pass through everyone's mind. 'Kabuto' Except a certain boy with onyx colored eyes, who's thoughts were 'I can't believe I lost to him in a fight this morning'

Back inside Orochimaru's chamber, Kabuto was going through all of the things in the pile. "Baseball bat… junk. Microwave… junk. Lamp… I could use this. Toilet bowl... ew! DEFINITELY NO! Sasuke's teddy bear (it has a cute red ribbon with his name written on it)… junk. Pictures of Kimimaru crying… since when does he cry? oh well this is great blackmail."

This went on for about another 10 minutes until Kabuto saw his blanket. 'How could he… how could he take my blanket… I'LL KILL HI-' His train of thoughts stopped as he spotted a book. "OH MY GOD… Is this the Forbidden super ultra perverted deluxe special edition of Icha Icha Paradise! There are only 5 of these in existence… How did he get it? Its even in mint condition and signed by Jiraiya himself!"

"SHUT UP!" Orochimaru was getting extremely pissed. Not only was Kabuto noisy, but he was disrupting his focus. If he made one wrong move tug while pulling something out of his mouth he could kill himself. "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY… I NEED SILENCE! SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME FINISH WHAT I'M DOING, YOU !#!#!#!#" yelled Orochimaru as he put his hand in his mouth and begun to search for his blade. 'What the hell! What is the incredible aura? I feel as if I am in actual danger' he thought as he turned his head around, immediately regretting it.

Behind him, Kabuto was giving of an aura that promised a slow, painful, excruciatingly painful, extremely painful (you get the idea) death. 'No one, and I mean no one calls me a !#!#!#!#' He quickly gave him a glare that would make even the almighty Kyuubi piss himself, and run and quiver in fear. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" he roared as he pulled out a kunai.

Throughout the continent, people were quivering in fear. Desperate screams of pain could be heard coming from the Sound Village, or more precisely, Orochimaru.

By the morning, It was known throughout all of the 5 major powers... Orochimaru had fallen and a new Otokage by the name of Kabuto had arisen. No one dared to oppose in fear of being targeted and killed like Orochimaru.

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