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and remember when i said this was going to be a short fic? maybe a twoshot or a three-part? well,well, it's not gonna stop at three! hehehe. just please keep reading and i hope you like this chap! i'm making it one chap longer (wink,wink) hehehe.

"That's crazy! So crazy it might just work!" Stacy said and jumped in Randy's arms.

"Yeah! I know I'm brilliant, babe! But slow down, I have like thirty shopping bags in hand and you're in my arms." Randy said in a muffled voice.

"Ooops! Sorry!" Stacy said feeling embarrassed and got off him.

"No don't be." Randy said.

"But wait! Did you just call me babe?" Stacy asked.

"Yeah?" Randy answered back nonchalantly and Stacy raised an eyebrow.

"Oh c'mon babe, what if he's watching us now?" Randy asked in a spooky voice.

"Oh really? Babe! I'm scared!" Stacy said in a mocking voice and jumped back into his arms.

"Stacy!" Randy let out a cry of protest but couldn't help but like the sensation that Stacy's so close to him.

"Hurry up!" Stacy said and laughed a bit at Randy's reaction.

"Open the door!" Randy said and Stacy took the keys and opened the door. Randy quickly made his way to the bed and dropped the shopping bags with difficulty and lost balance with Stacy falling on top of him. Randy instinctively reached out to Stacy and pulled her close to him. Stacy who was so lost in his gaze did nothing and just let Randy pull her close.

"Um, Randy, I think this actually a pretty awkward position." Stacy said just as Randy was about to close the gap between them.

"I… I'm sorry." Randy apologized in a voice like he was in a trance but he wouldn't let go of Stacy. His hands were still on her hips and his eyes were still locked into her.

"Hey, you can let go of me now!" Stacy said and tried to struggle free from Randy.

"Well, hey to you too! That was really important!" Randy said to Stacy. "I was having a moment there Stace!" Randy thought but didn't voice it out to Stacy.

"Important? Hah! Important for what?" Stacy asked him in a challenging voice.

"Well, it was important because… because." Randy started but not a single reason seem to pass by his mind. "This is what you do to me Stace!" he wanted to say. Everytime she's near he couldn't seem to find the right words to say.

"See you can't even think of an alibi."

"As if you didn't enjoy it! You were even taking a chance on me!" Randy said and smirked at her. "You are so into me." Stacy didn't know what to say.

"You wish!" instead she found herself saying. Randy went silent and just looked at her. It made Stacy uncomfortable so she went to pick up the bags that fell from the bed. She was surprised when Randy came and joined her.

"Stace, I… I better go." Randy said as he put the bags on the bed.

"You're going? It's so soon." Stacy said with disappointment in her voice.

"Now why am I feeling sad when he's going? I should be glad! Don't you like it when he's no longer here to annoy and pester you?" Stacy asked herself.

"Stace? Are you okay? He asked when he saw Stacy looking straight at him.

"Yeah… of course I am." Stacy said in a would-be arrogant voice.

"If you don't want me to go then I can stay." Randy offered but with Stacy's useless pride…

"No, you can go. Why should I stop you if you want to?" Stacy said. "Please stay! Urgh Stacy! What's the heck is wrong with you?" she scolded herself.

"Oh, ok. But if you need a boyfriend just call me." Randy said and he felt he was so low that very moment.

"Thanks." Stacy said uncertainly. She wasn't sure if she was going to be grateful or guilty about what Randy said.

"See you soon I hope." Randy said and opened the door.

"Randy!" Stacy called out and ran to him.
"Huh?"

"I guess I just wanna say thank you. You really did help me big time today. And I want you to know that it's the nicest thing someone has ever done to me. Thanks." Stacy said and gave Randy a quick peck on the cheek.

"I'll just call and check up on you." Randy smiled and left leaving Stacy as confused as ever.

"Just take a sleep and everything will be clearer when I wake up." Stacy said to herself.

"The world really must be nearing to the end! I the great Randy Orton is offering himself to be a pretend boyfriend to a girl?" Randy exclaimed.

"Then that must be some love you got there." John Cena's voice said.

"What are you doing here?" Randy asked him.

"Whoa! This how you are going to repay me for setting you up with Stacy?" John asked while chuckling. "I want details man!" John said and slapped him playfully on the back.

"Nothing interesting." Randy said. If he was going to pretend that he and Stacy are in a relationship then he must be quiet.

"Oh really? What about that pretend boyfriend thing I heard?" John asked him again.

"I told you nothing, I have to go John." Randy said and left John alone.

The following morning…

"Randy…" Stacy was half-awake and the first thing that popped into her mind was Randy. She has been thinking about him the whole night and even in her dreams Randy was still there.

"What is wrong with me?" Stacy asked in frustration. "Take a shower, maybe it'll wash away your Randy thoughts." She thought to herself desperately. But she has taken a shower and watched her favorite show with her dream man on it, it was still Randy. She blinked and rubbed her eyes when she thought she saw Randy on the telly!

"What are you doing to me?" she exclaimed. She kept on looking at the phone, hoping Randy would call. He did promise her he'd call to check on her. And she thought she was gonna jump for joy when the phone finally rang.

"Hello." She answered in the most casual voice she could muster.

"Hi Stacy… Did you sleep well last night?" the voice asked and it scared the wits out of her, it was the cab driver!

"How did you get my number? I told you to stay away from me!" Stacy yelled and hang up on him as hard as she could. Then the phone rang again. Stacy looked at it nervously and after eight rings she decided to pick it up.

"I told you to not call me and stay away from me!" she screamed.

"Whoa! Slow down babe! If you wish, then I won't call you anymore." The voice answered.

"Randy? Randy is that you?" Stacy asked. Her fear suddenly was vanishing with just the sound of his voice.

"Of course it's me. I promised I would call. Who were you expecting?" Randy answered.

"He called me! The psycho driver called and I'm so scared Randy!" Stacy cried.

"Wait, I'm coming. Don't worry, babe." Randy said and put the phone down and hurried to Stacy's room.

"Stace, open up, it's me!" Randy yelled as he knocked on the door.

"Oh Randy! He scared me so much!" Stacy cried after opening the door and flung her arms around his neck.

"Hush now. I'm here." Randy said as he gently caressed the back of her head. And Stacy realizing how close she is to him, slowly pulled away.

"I know what will take your mind off that crazy stalker." Randy said to her.

"What?" Stacy asked.

"I'll take you around the city. Come on." Randy said and squeezed her hand gently.

"But—" Stacy wanted to protest but Randy cut her off.

"No buts and ifs. You're coming with me. I assure you nothing's going to happen." Randy promised her as he wiped away her tears and Stacy smiled.

a/n: review okay? hehehe. i hope it was worth the wait and you liked it.

yanzell