THE ADVENTURES OF FELIX AND CO!

(featuring characters from Golden Sun: The Lost Age)

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Golden Sun or any of its characters!

Chapter 1: A New Adventure

Here we are in the vast lands of Weyard, where Felix and his friends are exploring unknown continents! They have currently just met up with Isaac and his allies, and are travelling together as one to light the Mars Lighthouse. Anyway, let's get on with the story! (zooms in to Felix and Co. climbing up a REALLY steep slope)

"Whew!" Felix exclaimed, before falling flat on his face for what seemed like the one hundredth time, "Ok, I think we've done enough travelling today. Let's stop here and set up camp." The Earth Adept sighed, sweat pouring down his face and long brown hair as he dropped the supplies he was carrying onto the ground.

"Ah… it feels good to stop." Piers, a Water Adept, smiled contently at his surroundings. "I think I'll go back and look for that plant I saw earlier. Be back in a while."

Upon hearing this, Mia, another Water Adept, cried, "Wait up, Piers! I want to come with you! Just so you don't get hurt…"

The others sighed as she ran off after Piers into the forest.

"Y'know, I think Mia really likes Piers," said Garet, a Fire Adept. Oblivious to everything around him, Garet often made stupid comments like this.

Sheba snorted. "What! Can't you already tell, Garet? You are so stupid; I wouldn't be surprised if one day your hair burst into a pillar of flame…" The Wind Adept's hair was a blonde colour, with long bangs in the front and straight in the back, but her friends thought she cut it with a bowl placed on top of her head. Garet's hair, on the other hand, was bright red, always stuck straight up and seemed to look like (in Sheba's case) a pillar of flame.

Garet just stared. Suddenly he came out of his daydream and said stupidly, "Uh… anyway, I have to go collect some firewood. Bye!" He rushed off in the direction of Piers and Mia with a determined look on his face.

"Firewood?" Ivan inquired, "But it's the middle of the day…"

Sheba slapped her fellow Wind Adept soundly as she replied, "Ivan, you're such a twerp! Garet's collecting firewood for tonight! Don't you have a brain?"

"I so too have a brain! You're just saying that because yours is full of hair gel!"

"Take that back or else!"

"Or else what?"

"This! Spark Plasma!" Sheba's psynergy nearly hits Ivan, and in return he prepares to launch an attack.

"You're on!" And with that, the two Wind Adepts begin firing lightning bolts at each other. That is, until they both use the same Psynergy and both hit their targets at the same time…

"Ow…"

"Ugh…"

Felix, watching the two fight until the bitter end, slapped his forehead. His long bangs covered his face, which bore a puzzled expression. He stared at Sheba and Ivan lying on the ground, burnt to a crisp, and chuckled to himself.

Meanwhile, in a secluded clearing that was close by to the camp, Isaac (an Earth Adept) was having a little "alone" time with Jenna (a Fire Adept)…

"…Jenna?"

"Yes, Isaac?"

"I wanted to tell you something."

"Okay…"

"Well, I wanted to ask… if you'd… we…"

"Go on, you can tell me."

"Um, what I'm trying to say is… will you go out with me?"

"Oh…" Jenna blushed, pink tingeing her face. She had expected this of course, but she just didn't expect it to surprise her so much. Oh, Isaac… I knew this; I knew you liked me, ever since we first met.

"Um… Jenna? You… still there?" Isaac's face was bright red and was slowly getting redder. Oh, no… she doesn't like me… It was a mistake to ask her out…

"Yes, Isaac! Yes, I'll go out with you!" she squealed.

Isaac smiled. She's like an angel… a beautiful, fiery little angel… Jenna jumped up and hugged Isaac, her flaming eyes shining brightly as she did so. He hugged her back, and his head was just inches away from hers. He closed his eyes, and-

"ISAAC! What are you doing with my sister!" Unfortunately for Isaac, Felix was VERY overprotective of Jenna. His eyes showed fierce hatred, as well as the desire to protect his sister. "Well? Answer me!"

Broken from their embrace, Jenna and Isaac both looked at Felix. "We're… just catching up for lost time, brother. We haven't seen each other for over a year since the beginning of our quests. A year, Felix!"

With anger smouldering in his eyes, Felix slowly walked over to Isaac. Isaac gulped, fearing what would come next. "Now you're going to pay for what you've done, Isaac," Felix growled, "Don't ever come near Jenna again."

POW!

And with that, Felix slammed Isaac straight into the ground with his bare hands. A huge cloud of dust enveloped them both, causing Jenna's eyes to water. He dusted them off, and with a satisfied look on his face, began walking away. Jenna rushed over to see if Isaac was ok. What she saw… was not pretty. There, stuck in the earth, was Isaac, with only the top of his head showing.

"Felix!" Jenna cried, "What have you done!"

Felix turned to look his sister. "He deserved that," he replied. "I don't want to see him near you again, or I'm going to have to do something more drastic."

"That doesn't give you the right to pound him into the ground like that! How do you think I feel?"

"…Just drop the subject." As he said this, Garet came stumbling into the clearing with his arms so full of firewood that he was in danger of toppling over backwards.

"Hey guys!" he said as he dropped the wood. "Look at all this wood I found! We're going to have a great bonfire tonight… hey! What happened to Ivan and Sheba? Why are they all black and crispy?"

Jenna just stared at Garet, who was obviously unaware that Isaac was buried in the ground right in front of him. "They had a fight, Garet. They hit each other with lightning at the same time."

Garet cracked up at hearing this and laughed uproariously, causing fire to spurt out of his nose. "Ha! Serves them right to be so annoying. 'Ooh, look at me, I'm Ivan the Mind Reader!' and 'I'm Sheba, the fastest person alive!' It's about time someone did something about it… By the way, where's Isaac? I haven't seen him yet…"

Hastily, Felix shuffled over and covered the top of Isaac's head with his foot, earning a nasty look from Jenna. "Err, Isaac just went to… uh, find some water. Yes, that's it."

And being the gullible person he is, Garet just shrugged and sat on one of the logs he had gathered. "Hmmm… I wonder when he'll be back, then?"

Jenna suddenly shouted, "Garet! You're such a dimwit! Look down! See? That's Isaac! He isn't off collecting water! Felix lied to you! He caught us hugging and we were about to-"

"FELIX! You bastard! You're going to pay!"

"L-look, Garet, it's not what it looks like-"

POW!

And so, Felix was punched into the ground, just as Isaac had been only a few moments before. A grunt of approval from Garet was enough to earn an evil glare from Jenna.

"Garet, how could you? I mean, my brother knew what he did wasn't right, but that gave you no reason to pound him into the ground just like he did to Isaac!" she protested. "I can't believe it! Old friends shouldn't be fighting like this!"

"Well, he deserved it."

Heaving a great sigh, Jenna muttered, "Boys… they'll never learn." As she said this, she just so happened to glance at the spot where Garet had pushed Felix into the ground. Her eyes grew wide with shock, and her mouth dropped open. Jenna shook her head, rubbed her eyes, and forced herself to look again.

"Garet?" she inquired, "Do you happen to know exactly where you hit Felix?"

"Right there!" he pointed. "I'm not that stupid!"

Jenna slapped him on the face, hard. "You idiot!" she screamed, "That's where Felix hit Isaac! Now my brother is on top of him! What a great thing to do to your best friend! Damn you, Garet!" Her hair began to stand on end, and was preparing to fire a 100,000ºF fireball at Garet. Eyes glowing with malice, she was about to hurl it at him when Piers and Mia suddenly came crashing through the foliage into the clearing.

"My god, that monster was hideous," breathed Piers. "Good thing we saw it in time, or we would've been seriously hurt. Or maybe just scared to death by its ugly mug."

Nodding her head, Mia ran over to Jenna and Garet. As Felix had done before, Garet quickly placed his foot on Felix's slightly protruding head to prevent Mia from seeing it.

"Hi Jenna, hi Garet!" she greeted them warmly. "Hey, what's the matter, Jenna? You look like you want to kill…"

Noting Mia's tone of voice, Jenna hurled the fireball just above Garet's extremely spiky hair, singeing the tips of it. It caught fire, as he used very liberal amounts of hair gel (like Sheba) to shape his hair, which he cut once every two years.

"Ah! My hair's on fire! My hair's on fire!" Garet ran in circles, trying to put the fire out, but to no avail.

"Ha! Serves him right for hurting Isaac and Felix, who are currently beneath our feet," Jenna laughed.

"What!" cried Mia and Piers. "What did you say? We have to get them out!"

They frantically dug out Felix, and quickly healed his injuries with Ply. Felix moaned, and regained consciousness just as Piers and Mia were finished reviving and healing his wounds. Slowly he got up and declared, "Ugh… I feel awful. Let's get out of here, this place is cursed."

Ivan and Sheba were also revived, and everyone began to pack up. They soon departed, ready for another day of adventuring. But they forgot one thing…

"Hello? Guys… I'm still down here… hello? Jenna? Garet? Piers? Anybody!"