This is my take on the end of the series. Expect it to be ridiculous. Because, someone told me, "Hey, you know that Kyo gets Tohru in the end," and in my head I was like, "Noo! You mean Kyo and Yuki don't confess their OBVIOUS feelings for each other" and then I was like, "Buhh, buh, buh Momiji's supposed to get her!" And I don't own Furuba. because if I did, it would probably get banned by homophobic politically thingies because Yuki and Kyo would always be smooching all over each other. Disturbed yet? Don't read it. I don't own Mickey Mouse, either. Or Garfield. Because that would just be creepy, ya know?

Mike Pack: Weirdo.

Me: Whatever.

MP: You have yet to put me on your profile.

Me: Have patience, young one.

MP: -readies a voodoo tornado-

Me: EEK!

LET THE END BEGIN!

So, like, Akito's dead and Hiro was like, "Dude, I murdered him," and everyone gave a party for him, and Ayame was DJ. Be afraid. Be very afraid. So then, Kyo and Yuki went outside, and Kyo was like, "Give it up you damn rat, Tohru likes me betterer" and Yuki was like, "In your dreams you stupid cat girls like sensitive men" and Kyo was like "Oh yeah oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE Mickey" and Yuki was like, "Yeah well YOU'RE Garfield" and Kyo punched at him and he was like "Am not" and Yuki kicked at him and said "Are too" and they started sissyfighting. Which looked reeeally, reeeeeeeeaaaallllyyyy stupid. But everyone else was drunk, too, so no one cared. You should have seen Hatori.

But Momiji wasn't drunk. His hair was carefully in place, and he was wearing a very handsome tux with a rose in the lapel. And our little rabbit was nervous.

He'd been psyching himself up for this moment for a long, long time. And it was finally time.

He found Tohru, and cleared his throat several times. "Ummm. Ummm..."

Tohru's heart skipped a beat. "Yes, Momiji?"

"Umm, will you... that is, um... will you, I mean..." He took a deep breath and pulled out of his pocket a ring box, which he opened and presented to Tohru. "Will you marry me?"

Tohru's eyes filled up with tears, and she laughed and smiled and cried all at once. "Of course!" she said, and embraced Momiji.

POOF.

"Uh... sorry?"

Then Yuki swaggered in. "Hey Tohru you're mine now."

"What? But I just said yes to Momiji, you see!"

And they went off and got married.

Yuki sat there speechless. Kyo, who had been watching, said, "You know, I've always thought you were sexy" and they started making out right there in front of everyone and Ayame switched the song to "Dude Looks Like A Lady" and Ritsu jumped out of the crowd holding Shigure's editor's hand and they started to do the tango and everyone lived happily ever after. Except Hatori, who for the rest of his life never lived down THE PHOTOS.

-tHe eNd-

Me: That was fun.

MP: Loser.