I do not own Furuba. Thank you.
-You hear clapping-

So anyway... REVIEWAH WORSHIP!

Cats Go Meow: Yeah. Lyke, totally. You're sounding really laid back. -it's CREEEEPY...-

x Fade x To x Black x : As you wish! \/\/00+

Let the End... CONTINUE to CONTINUE!

Yuki and Shigure sat in the front room, wearing pinkly frilly dresses, clown noses and makeup, and gloomy expressions. After several weeks of this, Kyo came in wearing same.

"Y'know, guys, I'm not really feeling up to the threesome tonight."

Yuki gasped with terror. "NOOOO!.!.!"

Shigure sniffled. "Awww, why not?"

"Because..." Kyo started sobbing. "Because Tohru's still serving jail time!"

Shigure nodded sympathetically. "I didn't know you could get arrested for Really Really Really Really Bad Singing. Much less serve six month's jail time."

MEANWHILE...

The therapist sighed. "Alright, Hatori-san, let's try this one more time."

Hatori started screaming. "NO! I DON'T WANNA! DON'T MAKE ME! PLEASE! SOMEONE SAVE ME!"

When the screaming stopped, the therapist picked up one of The Photos, looked at it with interest, and started laughing helplessly.

Hatori waited for the laughing to stop.

Hatori waited for the laughing to stop.

Hatori waited for the laughing to stop.

Eventually he got bored, and started having sex with his big toe.

MEANWHILE...

"So it's agreed that we undertake a daring commando raid to save Honda-san?"

"U-huh!" shrieked Shigure. "I even took off my underwear!"

"That sounds fun!" cried Yuki and Kyo, and they proceeded to take their underwear off too.

Thus was Shigure scarred for life.

Eventually, they were done. Then Kyo screamed, "I've got an idea!"

He placed the underwear on his head. "Tah-dah! Now the cops won't recognize us!"

Then Shigure screamed, "NO THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA" and Kyo was like "WHY" and Shigure was like "CUZ" so it was agreed that they would wear too much makeup instead.

MEANWHILE...

Eventually, the therapist stopped laughing. So he was like "Are you ready" and Hatori was like "Yor3 a siCk B55tuRd" so the therapist showed Hatori The Photos anyway.

Several days in the hospital later, the therapist called his boss to request a pay raise.

The Rescue Croo panthered sneakily through the jail, even though panthered is not a word and panther is not a verb and that rhymed but I hate it when people point out that something rhymed cause it's really really really really annoying but anyway.

Halfway to Tohru's cell, Tohru met them.

"Oh-ehm-JEE j00 gots owt uv JAYL howe j00 DU tat?" said Shigure.

"I seduced the guard into giving me the keys," replied Tohru at the top of her lungs.
The other prison guards all started screaming, "SEDUCE ME TOO!" especially the female ones. Then Yuki and Shigure got into cheerleading outfits and they were like "go go Tohru" and Kyo was like "WTF YOU GREW BOOBS" and Tohru was like "ya gotta show me how you do that" and

MEANWHILE...

-...the chapter is over!-

MP: Thank GOD.

Me: Yeah, this one was... just... bad.