50 ways annoy the piss out of James Potter.

1.

by Miss Lily J. Evans.

Confiscate all Zonkos products. (Accio charms work particularly well)

Comment that the latest fashion rave is for men to have flat, blonde hair.

Say 'Snape is just a misunderstood sweetheart cutie face.

Try to feed him calemarea' Fried Squid.

Refuse to go to Hogsmeade with him.

Repeatedly...

Refuse to go to Diagon Alley with him.

Repeatedly...

Refuse to go anywhere with him – not even to the Hospital Wing.

Again, repeatedly...

Comment that you wish Gryffindor had a pretty green banner like the Slytherins.

Do notvalidate itwhen he uses insanity as an exuse.

Laugh whenever you hear someone say "isn't James Potter divine/sexy/gorgeous/manly"

Ask loudly, "So how many BALLS are there in Quidditch again?"

Alternatively state "I don't understand why anyone would ever enjoy Quidditch – it's such a boring sport."

Say loudly in an off handed tone, "Quidditch it just a silly little game that should only fasinate children, Potions, now there's an interesting subject!"

Tell him he's too short...REPEETEDLY.

Tell him that he is too skinny...REPEETEDLY.

Tell him that he is a feeble-minded retard...REPEETEDLY.

Yell out in the middle of the great hall that, he is a self-absorbed, big-headed, arrogant prat & that you wouldn't date him if he was the last man on the face of the earth.Ame to do this when it is filled to its copasity

Tell him he that deep in side him is a scaired little child that lashes out on others for attention, and that he appears to need psychiatric help in order to stop him from making himself big by hurting others.

Spread rumours that he is gay & that he is secretlly crushing on Severus Snape.

Set up a support group to council James Potter on how to 'come out of the closet.'

Set him up on a blind date with Snape make sure he thinks he's going witha really attractive Ravenclaw girl.

Dye his hair blond.

Glue his bed curtains shut. Aim to do this when he is incased in them.

Say Quidditch books are a waste of time and that potion books are a much more interesting read.

Call his pranks 'highly unoriginal.'

Wonder aloud if Severus Snape pulled the 'wonderful prank in the Great Hall' the other day.

State aloud, "Severus Snape is the sexyest man on the face of the earth."

Say Transfiguration is a doss subject.

Tell him that only three year olds have gang names.

Honestly believe that his hair looks better blond.

Ask if Potter is in anyway related to the Malfoys - they seem to have the same nose.

Stand up for others whom he hates.

Stand up for Snape.

Humiliate him.

Humiliate him in front of the whole school.

Tell the whole school that you'd prefer to date the Giant Squid to James Potter.

Say that Divination is a wonderfully precise and noble form of magic.

Say that Quidditch is just a childish attempt to fulfil juvenile muggle stereotypes.

Say that people who are good at Quidditch are compensating for something.

Try to psychoanalyse him.

Prescribe medication as a result of analysis.

Treat him like a mentel patshent.

Ask him why he's terrified of sweet little kittens & bunny wabbets.

Get other people to ask him why he's afraid of sweet little kittens & bunny wabbets.

Say that you think there are deer tracks in the Gryffindor common room.

Steal his broom.

Ask Severus Snape for help with Transfiguration when Potter is standing near by.

Call him a male chauvinist pig.

Assign him detention.

Be very obvious that you are writing a list of 50 ways to annoy the piss out of James Potter.

Awww..., poor Jamesie-poo…is everyone laughing at him?