Hey guys! I haven't written a fic in a while, and I wanted to write a chapter one. But, unfortunately, I was born with an EXTREMLEY short attention span, and I have trouble developing a plot. So, I figured a KARAOKE FIC would be cool to make. Yes, I know everybody writes them, but I wanted to do one anyway. Hope you like it! Make sure to review please!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters. That all belongs to JKR. I wish I owned Ron though……

A/N: Because I have always wanted to be in Hogwarts, I put myself in this story. I am Sadie (even though that's not my name) and I am the host, costume designer, techie, etc. And I fill in all the blank spots that feel need filling in.

And now without further ado……… The Muggle Studies Project... Karaoke!

It was a normal day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, Trelawney was crazy, and Ron was hot. Over at the Slytherin Table, Draco Malfoy and his buddies Crabbe and Goyle were busy discussing what they thought the special announcement the teachers were going to make was. Well, actually, Crabbe and Goyle have never thought in their lives, so they just agreed with whatever Draco was saying.

"I wonder what the special announcement the teachers are going to make is." said Draco Malfoy as he checked his platinum blonde hair in the back of the spoon. He hated it when his hair was out of place. Personally, I don't know what he was worried about. He put so much hair gel in his hair that a tornado couldn't move a single strand.

"We agree." agreed Crabbe and Goyle.

Over at the Gryffindor table, the conversation was similar. "Do you think it's going to be a dance?" asked Hermione. She had grown up to be very pretty, with brown wavy hair that had subtle blonde highlights. She was gasp wearing makeup: some light, sparkly eye shadow that brought out the color of her eyes, and shiny lip gloss that make Ron want to kiss her and this author extremely jealous. Harry and Ron shared a look. "I hope not." Said Harry. "Hey, maybe there's going to be another Triwizard Tournament. That was cool last time." Suggested Ron. "Ron, Harry almost DIED last time!" Hermione reminded him. "oh, yeah. Well except for that it was cool."

Just then, a girl with brown hair down to the middle of her back that had thick red streaks in it, took off her headphones and spoke up. "Look, if you guys don't shut up, we're never going to find out what the announcement is." She said.

"Who are you?" asked Harry. "and how come you're wearing jeans and not your uniform?" "My name's Sadie." Said the girl, "and I'm wearing jeans because I can, and nobody is going to tell me otherwise." Hermione, who didn't like being told what to do replied with: "And how come you're telling us to shut up?" "Because if you don't, the author can't get to the announcement because she is too busy writing your conversation. So shut up." Said Sadie.

Hermione made a noise that sounded like "humph", and Dumbledore stood up at his seat. (A/N: I'm not a big fan of what happened in HBP, so let's just say this takes place in the beginning of fifth year.) "Attention all students and staff. I would like to make an announcement. Our Muggle Studies professor is conducting a project this year for all his students. He is teaching them how to work muggle video cameras, and edit what they film to make a movie. In order to provide them with something to film, we will be having a school-wide karaoke contest. If you would like to sign up, please talk to Sadie, who is in Gryffindor." Sadie stood up to show everyone who she was, as murmurs filled the Great Hall.

Cut to one week later

After a week of teaching, sign ups, and costume designing, the day of the contest had finally arrived. Sadie walked onto the stage that had been put in the Great Hall for this occasion. "Hello? Can you hear me? Good. First of all, I would like to thank you all for coming to Hogwarts' First Ever Karaoke Contest. I will sing the first song of the night, while we get organized." The lights dimmed, and the spotlight shone on Sadie who had magically changed into a pink cami and a denim skit and heels. She picked up an electric guitar as the drummer behind her counted out the beginning of the song:

Why ya always tryin to make me somethin that
I don't want to be
push me over
make me over
try to make a joke out of me

There's somethin you should know
I won't change and I'm not letting go
somethin you will see
You can't turn down
Cuz I'm breaking free. Yeah

you just can't take the me out of me
Cus that's what I need the world to see
you just can't take the me out of me
Oh there's no one else I'd rather be

I won't change my hair
I don't care if you call me a freak
Won't change my attitude
No I'll never change the way that I speak

There's somethin you should know
I won't change, no I won't let go
There's somethin you will see
you can't turn down
Cuz I'm breaking free. Yeah

You just can't take the me out of me
Cuz that's what I need the world to see – Yeah
You just can't take the me out of me
Oh there's no one else I'd rather be

Can't make me
Won't make me
Can't shake me
won't break me down
won't break me down
won't break me down

just can't take the me out of me
cuz that's what I need the world to see – Yeah
You just can't take the me out of me
Oh there's no one else I'd rather be

After she finished her song, the Great Hall filled with applause as Sadie checked the list for the next singer. "Thanks. Our next performer tonight will be… Ginny Weasley" Ginny walked on stage wearing a pair of jeans that were ripped at the knees, and a blue halter top. "What in the hell is she wearing? Where did she get that shirt? She needs to cover up right now!" said Ron who was infuriated that Ginny would ever be in public wearing such a shirt. "Shhh! It's not that skimpy, and if she wants to wear it she can." Said Hermione as the music started.

You want something I can't give
You wanna life that I can't live
You need anything but me
Baby
You want commitment but I don't
I say I will but boy I won't
I don't have time to spend forever

Baby, oh you make me sick
Why can't you accept it?
You've made an image who you think is me
It's so much harder then you know
Letting you go

Look behind my face
Can you still see me?
Or am I gone, just a fantasy?
I look into your eyes
Grows insanity
Oh are you searching' for that fantasy?

You say its me but its just her
You don't accept me and it hurts
You avoid the real me
Baby
I'm better off just by myself
I don't need anybody else
Stop playing mind games

Baby, oh you make me sick
Why can't you accept it?
You've made an image who you think is me
It's so much harder then you know
Letting you go

Look behind my face
Can you still see me?
Or am I gone, just a fantasy?
I look into your eyes
Grows insanity
Oh are you searching' for that fantasy?

The hall went up in hysterical clapping and cheeing, and Ginny took a bow. Sadie walked back up, and when the hall quieted down she said, "Our next act will be…"

There you go. I am taking suggestions, comments, anything. Just click the little button at the bottom and make me happy!

The songs in this chapter were:

Me Out of Me by Alexz Johnson off the Instant Star Soundtrack

Fantasy by Cassie Steele

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