The Muggle Studies Project: Karaoke! Chapter 2: Due, a harry potter fanfic

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Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the songs. I want to own Ron, but you can't always get what you want. Oh well…….

A/N: The first song is dedicated to Oliversangel, who was so kind and gave me a song suggestion during History class. The second song is dedicated to my good friend Pam, who I have so much fun listening to the RENT soundtrack with during my frees.

"Our next act will be… Sirius Black!" said Sadie as gasps filled the Great Hall and Sirius walked onto the stage wearing his Azkaban prison jumpsuit. (A/N: yeah, yeah, he's supposed to be dead. But I want him alive. So deal.) "Yeah! Go Sirius!" yelled Harry, Ron, Hermione, and the rest of the Weasleys. Sirius had just taken the stage and brought the microphone up to his lips when Draco Malfoy jumped up from his seat. "Hello? Am I the only one who happened to notice that a NOTORIOUS MASS MURDERER is here? What is wrong with you people?" he yelled. "We agree Draco" said Crabbe and Goyle. "Shut up you idiots" he muttered to them. Just then, Dumbledore came to Sirius's rescue "Mr. Black is allowed to participate in this contest, as he is being kept under the watch of me. So, Mr. Malfoy, please quiet down so he can sing." Draco turned cherry- red and sat down. "Thank you Headmaster" said Sirius with a wink that made the girls swoon. The music started and Sirius began to sing.

I'm steady tryna find a motive,
Why do what I do,
Freedom aint gettin no closer,
No matter how far I go,
My car is stolen, no registration,
Cops patrolin, and now they done stop me,
And I get locked up, They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

Headin up town to re-up,
Back with a couple keys,
Corner blocks on fire,
Under covers dressed as fiends,
Makin so much money,
Products movin' fast,
Put away the stash,
And as I sold the last bag fd around and got locked up

They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I got locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (baby girl im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

Cuz visitation no longer comes by,
Seems like they forgot about me,
Commissary is getting empty,
My cell mates getting food without me,
Can't wait to get out and move forward with my life,
Got a family that loves me and wants me to do right
But instead I'm here locked up

They won't let me out, they won't let me out,
(ohhh im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out,
(im locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

Maybe a visit (they won't let me out)
Send me some magazines (they won't let me out)
Send me some money orders (they won't let me out, no)
Maybe a visit baby (they won't let me out)
Cuz im locked up, they won't let me out.
Wheres my lawyer? (they won't let me out)
I'm locked up, they won't let me out, no.
Get me outta here (they won't let me out)
I'm locked up, they won't let me out, they won't let me out.
Baby I'm locked up they won't let me out, no
Where's my n?
On the lock-down.
Damn, im locked up, they won't let me out.
I'm locked up, they won't let me out.
Ohhh... they won't let me out.
Can you please accept my phone calls?
Cuz I'm locked up, locked up, locked up.

Sirius finished his song with his trademark smirk that drove all the girls in the Great Hall crazy. After prying a screaming girl off of his leg ("Sirius! I love you! Marry me! You are sooooooooooo hot!"), he walked off the stage and took his seat next to Harry.

"Okay. Our next performers tonight will be…. Ron Weasley and Harry Potter!" announced Sadie, covering her ears as she finished. She had good reason to: the second their names were called, the entire hall erupted in screaming from just about every girl in the hall and Goyle, who was now receiving disgusted looks from Draco. The two took the stage and the spotlight shone down on them. Harry was wearing a plaid button down shirt, jeans, and a grey and blue striped scarf. Ron was wearing a black shirt, a leather jacket, and jeans. The music started up, and the boys got ready to sing. (Keep in mind, Harry is Mark and Ron is Roger.)

HARRY

Don't breathe too deep
Don't think all day
Dive into work
Drive the other way
That drip of hurt
That pint of shame
Goes away
Just play the game

You're living in America
At the end of the millennium

You're living in America
Leave your conscience at the tone

And when you're living in America
At the end of the millennium
You're what you own

RON
The filmmaker cannot see

HARRY
And the songwriter cannot hear

RON
Yet I see 'Mione everywhere

HARRY
Ginny's voice is in my ear

RON
Just tighten those shoulders

HARRY
Just clench your jaw til you frown

RON
Just don't let go

BOTH
Or you may drown

You're living in America
At the end of the millennium
You're living in America
Where it's like the twilight zone

And when you're living in America
At the end of the millennium
You're what you own

So I own not a notion
I escape an ape content
I don't own emotion- I rent

HARRY
What was it about that night

RON
What was it about that night

BOTH
Connection- In an isolating age

HARRY
For once the shadows gave way to light

RON
For once the shadows gave way to light

BOTH
For once I didn't disengage

Harry
Ginny- I hear you- I hear it
I see it- I see it
My song!

HARRY RON
Alexi- Mark One song-glory
Call me a hypocrite Mimi
I need to finish my
Own film Your Eyes
I quit!

BOTH
Dying in America
At the end of the millennium
We're dying in America
To come into our own

And when you're dying in America
At the end of the millennium
You're not alone

I'm not alone
I'm not alone

They finished their song and bounded down of the stage to screams from all of the girls (and Goyle) and took their seats next to a beaming Hermione and Ginny, and a very proud looking Sirius. After all of the screaming finally died down, and the author stopped kissing a very surprised and scared looking Ron, Sadie once again took the stage. "Are we all calm now? Good. Our next singer will be… Dean Thomas." Dean walked onto the stage wearing a white wifebeater and baggy basketball shorts with a baseball cap on his head tilted to the side. He was trying to be gangsta, but unfortunately, it really wasn't working for him. The beat started, and he began to rap:

Yeah, that's tight (uh)
Check it, drop the drum right (hmmm..yeah)
Put some horns in it..woo! (that's right)
Do it again (yeah yeah, ha oooh oooh alright, ha)
Give her what she want, give her what she want uh repeat

Just then, Parvati Patil walked out onto the stage wearing a VERY short miniskirt, a tight black tube top, and extremely tall stiletto sandals that laced up her legs.

Verse 1: Parvati
I see you lookin', uh
like what you see?
Boy, now don't be shy
and look at her face in opportunity

Dean (Parvati):
She's right ya know (uh uh), she's right (ah)
Man, she's right ya know (uh uh), she's right (ow!)
You stand there looking at me (at me)
I stand herre looking at you girl (at you boy)
You know exactly what's on my mind (yeah yeah)

Parvati (Dean):
It's just so easy to see (to see)
You came here looking for me (but uh uh)
But I don't do that type of thing all the time, yeah
(You want me to)
Come here boy
I got a little something for ya
(You got a little bit, can I get a little bit? yeah yeah)
And I don't know (I don't know what it is but I just want to get to know ya, alright alright..yeah yeah)

Chorus:
I need to daaaaaance
(Tilt ya head back, take ya head back)
All night
(Bring it back up slowly, that's right)
I need ya to daaaaaance
(Tilt ya head back, take ya head back)
All night
(Bring it back up slowly, that's right)

Verse 2: Dean
Now situations, girl
They often change
Sometimes for the good
Sometimes for the bad, but who's to blame?

Parvati (Dean):
He's right ya know (uh uh), he's right (oh babygirl)
He's right ya know (uh uh), he's right, OW!

Dean (Parvati):
You stand there looking at me (at me)
I stand herre looking at you girl (at you boy)
You know exactly what's on my mind (yeah yeah)

Chorus:
I need to daaaaaance
(Tilt ya head back, take ya head back)
All night
(Bring it back up slowly, that's right)
I need ya to daaaaaance
(Tilt ya head back, take ya head back)
All night
(Bring it back up slowly, that's right)

(Everybody says)
Hustle for me, hustle (hustle)
Hustle for me, hustle (hustle)
Hustle for me, hustle (hustle)
Hustle for me, yeah

Verse 3: Parvati
So, you got some nerve thinking you're so
I got a little bit of that
A little bit of this
A little bit of back
With a little bit of beep

Dean (Parvati):
You stand there looking at me (at me)
I stand herre looking at you girl (at you boy)
You know exactly what's on my mind (yeah yeah)

Parvati (Dean):
It's just so easy to see (to see)
You came here looking for me (but uh uh)
But I don't do that type of thing all the tiiiiiiiiiiiime
(You want me to)
Come here boy
I got a little something for ya
(You got a little bit, can I get a little bit? yeah yeah)
And I don't know (I don't know what it is but I just want to get to know ya, alright alright..yeah yeah)

Hey! (Give her what she want, give her what she want uh) repeat 'til end
oooohooooh, oooh yea, ha!
Oh Nelly!
Nelly, Nelly, you make me so sweaty baby
yeayeayeayeayeayea OH!

After they finished (and the boys wiped the drool off their chins), Sadie once again took the stage. "Our next singer tonight will be…"

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The songs in this chapter were:

Locked Up by Akon

What You Own of the RENT soundtrack (check it out it's good!)

Tilt Ya Head Back by Nelly featuring Christina Aguilera