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Best Friends Forever:

I Hate Newspapers!

Anzu woke up in her bed to see wonderful streaming light coming from her blinds in her room. She sat up in her bed and yawned and stretched her muscles. She had to admit, seeing Alex at the bar made her realize she still had to get over him and the only way to get over him was to have fun! She reached for her cell phone and clicked the speed dial button for Seto.

It was eight in the morning on a Sunday and Seto Kaiba does not wake up until eleven, so him receiving a call so early was quite unusual. His chocolate brown hair a mess and his face sunken deeply into the pillow he groaned as he heard his cell phone ring. His hand randomly hit the end table that was next to him in hopes to get his cell phone without sitting up or turning around. His hand met with the cell phone and he clicked it on.

"Hello? This better be damn good for you waking me up." Kaiba growled into his cell phone.

'Hey Seto baby, I was thinking that you and me could have some fun.' Anzu's voice buzzed in Kaiba's. Flopping onto his back Kaiba scratched his perfectly toned abs and opened his eyes so he saw a white ceiling.

"Damn Anzu why do you always ruin my weekends?" Kaiba could hear Anzu chuckling on the other side of the phone.

'Because, you're my bestest friend!' Anzu said in a cute little teddy bear voice that usually stuffed animals made when they were pressed in the tummy. Kaiba rolled his eyes, it was a large responsibility being Anzu's friend, he had to protect her, feed her, carry her to bed, but it wasn't like he didn't enjoy his responsibility.

"Fine…what did you have in mind today? I'm hoping I'll live through today so don't make your little idea of fun too harsh." Kaiba grumbled into the phone. The white silk sheets that Anzu and him had picked out for his bed the year before slid off of the bed showing Kaiba was sleeping in only boxers, the pink bunny boxers Anzu had given him. Typical. Kaiba sat up and stretched his arms with the cell phone stuck between his chin and shoulder blades.

'Um…lets go to the beach! Grab Mokuba too! Next stop Domino Beach! Lets go!' Anzu hopped out of bed and grabbed her beach towel and beach bag.

"Ugh…I hate that place too many half naked girls…they'll be all over me…" Kaiba whined.

'Don't worry I'll protect you' Anzu said half sarcastically.

"Fine, me and Mokuba will pick you up in a hour, good?"

'Good' Anzu hung up the phone and ran around her room gathering things for the beach. She was going to the beach!

Anzu, Kaiba, and Mokuba arrive at Domino beach on a sunny hot day to find the beach packed with people. The view of the beach was wonderful, the beautiful sparkling blue water and the hot sand underneath their feet made the beach feel perfect.

"Lets sit over there" Anzu said as she pointed to a nice empty area. Anzu was wearing a pink bikini that showed her in shape dancer body and wore hot pink rubber flip flops along with a water proof watch she had picked up during her shopping spree for her last birthday. Kaiba was holding all the stuff they had packed for the beach since he assured Anzu that holding things was a job for a strong man like him. He ended up holding the beach umbrella, three beach bags, the picnic basket (that Anzu had made), and the cooler. He wore plain dark blue swimsuit trunks and a pair of dark sunglasses that he wore so girls wouldn't recognize him. Anzu had laughed at the idea that Kaiba was trying to hide his identity from just wearing a pair of sunglasses.

Anzu set up the umbrella and set down a large beach spread that all three of them could sit on. Anzu and Kaiba sat down under the umbrella and admired the view as Mokuba ran towards the water in his duel monster's trunks. He plunged into the water and began swimming and slashing around. Kaiba pulled out a book from his bag and began reading it.

"Seto were at the beach to relax not to study or read!" Anzu said frowning. Kaiba stared at Anzu with his sunglasses still on. "And why do you have those ridiculous looking sunglasses still on?"

"Anzu do you not remember the last time we came to the beach?" Kaiba asked teasingly.

Anzu remembered, it was last summer, Anzu and Kaiba decided to go to the beach for awhile, they weren't dressed in swim suits, but they just wanted to walk on the beach. When they had gotten there a group of girls ran to Kaiba (he was dressed in his Kaiba Corp outfit) and started asking him for dates and whatnot. The girls would not stop following them, so they ended up making a run for it to the limo as a group of girls chased them, it was horrible because the scene of Kaiba running away from girls ended up on the front of the newspaper.

"Ugh it was horrible." Anzu said suddenly and quickly covered her mouth to make the situation seem a little better. "Well it won't happen this time!" Kaiba groaned. Mokuba was being swarmed by a bunch of teen's his age and a bunch of girls. He seemed to be enjoying the attention unlike his brother, he was laughing and smiling and flirting back with the girls.

"Hey Mokuba! Come and have some lunch!" Anzu screamed to him. Mokuba looked at Anzu and nodded. The crowd around him started asking him questions about the girl who had yelled to him.

"Who is she?" One said.

"Is she your girlfriend?"

"She older than you!" Another said. Mokuba sighed and then smiled.

"No, she not my girlfriend, she's his girlfriend" Mokuba said as he pointed at his brother. His brother and Anzu were just friends, SURE. Mokuba never looked at them as friends, he always thought they were a couple, that did do kissing or making out. That was his opinion. The crowd had not noticed the man who sat next to Anzu.

"Is HE your brother! Seto Kaiba!" One girl said checking out Kaiba from head to toe as he lay back and had his face hidden in his book. Mokuba started to sweat and thought of ways to get him out of this.

"Uh, no, no, that's, uh some guy my friend Anzu met last week, his name is um…Tris..um Chris Tris!" The girls made a face, they had hoped it was Seto Kaiba so that they could try to get a date with him. Mokuba ran toward Anzu and Kaiba and sat down, he let out a sigh and tried to hide the fact that he had almost revealed his brother was with him. He knew his brother did not want other people to know that he was on the beach.

Mokuba's fan club left and Mokuba sat down to eat the picnic lunch Anzu had prepared for him and his brother. Kaiba finally put down his book and looked at the food Anzu was taking out of her basket. Three canteens of milk, three bags of potato chips, three large chocolate chip cookies (home baked), and three chocolate sandwiches. Anzu was the best at making chocolate sandwiches, basically it was a chocolate spread that was put onto white bread. It sounds simple, but Anzu made the chocolate spread herself. She would take a bar of mild chocolate and melt it, than add more milk to it and a little bit of peanut butter than mix it again and TA-DA! You have chocolate spread, to put onto white bread, a wonderful lunch that goes with milk.

"I see you made my favorite sandwich." Kaiba said as his hand went for a sandwich. Anzu smiled as she distributed the lunch items.

After everyone at the wonderful lunch, Kaiba flopped back onto his back and closed his eyes (even though you wouldn't know because he had his sunglasses on). Anzu reached over to Kaiba and grabbed his sun glasses and jumped up on the hot mid-day sand.

"What's the big idea Mazaki?" Kaiba growled as he reached from Anzu's arm. Anzu stood up and stuck out her tongue as she ran over to the ocean with the glasses.

"Your sun glasses are going for a swim!" Anzu yelled as she got in the position to through the glasses into the water. Mokuba let a large laugh out and Kaiba got up and ran to Anzu trying to save his hundred dollar designer made glasses. He grabbed Anzu's hand and tackled her and they both crashed into the cooling water. Anzu's wet bikini brought Kaiba's face to a light blush as he stumbled to get off of her.

"That was fun!" Anzu said as her arms were in the water taking in the salt water ocean. She raised her hand that had the sunglasses in them and found they were not there anymore. 'Uh-Oh'

"Where are my glasses?" Kaiba said as he looked at Anzu.

"Uh, I dunno?" Anzu said confused as she shrugged her shoulders. Kaiba stood up and looked in the water hoping he would find his lost sunglasses. No sooner had she stood up a group of girls surrounded him and Anzu.

"Oh MY GOD! Your SETO KAIBA!" One girl screamed.

"Would you like go on a date with me? Please?" Another said.

"Your so handsome!"

"Can I touch your hair!"

"Can I have your autograph?"

Kaiba froze in his tracks and gave Anzu a death glare saying 'its your fault I'm in this situation' Anzu's mouth was hanging open. She hadn't meant Seto to get bombarded by a group of giggly girls. She felt a burning sensation in her body as she saw the girls trying to get Seto, she decided to had to try to save him.

"Okay girls that's enough. For your information this guy over here is mine." Anzu said smoothly as she put her arms around Kaiba. Kaiba let out a smirk.

"Yea right! That guy is mine!" A girl screamed to Anzu.

"If this guy wasn't mine do you think he'd let me do this?" Anzu said calmly as she reached up and kissed Kaiba on cheek a few times then on the nose with a hand behind his head and the other on his shoulder. Kaiba had to admit, he liked the kisses he got, they were the first kisses Anzu had ever given him. A couple of girls back away.

"Now get lost." Kaiba said in a low growl. The rest of the girls scattered mumbling how Anzu was a bitch.

On the ride home Mokuba sang how Anzu and Kaiba were in love while Anzu and Kaiba denied it and Anzu said it was only to get Seto out of a bad spot.

"Anzu and Kaiba sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love than comes marriage than come Anzu pushing a baby carriage! That's not all, that's not all-"

"MOKUBA SHUT UP!" Anzu and Kaiba yelled in unison.

"I did it so Seto wouldn't have those girls bothering him." Anzu said with her cheeks showing deep redness from constant blushing. Kaiba had kept his act cool, with just shrugging from time to time. Mokuba decided to let it go, he knew one day his brother and Anzu were going to realize they loved each other.

The next day Anzu had planned to meet Kaiba at Domino Café before school started. When they met Kaiba had ordered black coffee for both of them and two large cookies. Anzu calmly sat down and took a sip of her coffee and opened the newspaper not noticing the front page. Kaiba took a glace at the front page as Anzu read the inside contents and his eyes almost popped out.

"Anzu give me that paper" Kaiba said as Anzu handed him the paper with a slight expression of confusion.

"What is it?" Anzu asked. Kaiba laid the front page out to her so she could see and her eyes bulged. It was a picture of Anzu kissing Kaiba on the cheek with her hand perfectly placed behind his wet hair and her other hand on his broad shoulders. The headline stated, 'Is Seto Kaiba finally getting a girlfriend?' Anzu skimmed over the article, the paper had other pictures of when Kaiba was on top of Anzu when he had tried to get his sunglasses back and when they were sitting together. The article talked about how well Kaiba's company was doing and was this girl 'just doing it for the money?'

"I told you going to the beach wasn't a great idea" Kaiba said plainly.

"When did you say that?" Anzu asked back with a hint of coldness in her words. Kaiba shrugged as he took another sip of his coffee. "What are we suppose to do?" Anzu asked franticly. Kaiba shrugged.

"Go along with the story?" Kaiba replied teasingly. Anzu's hand reached to his arm and he received a hard pinch. "How about you let out some anger? You could get so angry you could rip your clothes off." Kaiba said with a smug smile on his face.

"I'd rather rip the paper up" Anzu said as she twisted the paper up in her hands. Than she ripped off the cover and threw the whole pile of paper to the ground. She than got out of her seat and went on a violent rage and stomped on the newspaper on the ground with fury. Her face was red with anger at the news people who had taken her picture and said she was Seto's girlfriend. And how dare they say SHE was with him for HIS money!

Kaiba covered his face with his hands as Anzu went crazy. She really needs to know that you never go crazy in public. Anzu stopped after a minute or two and calmly sat down.

"Ah, that feels better." She crossed her legs and took a sip of coffee and continued to finish her breakfast of cookie and coffee.

The next day Kaiba went down to his kitchen and prepared his daily coffee. He looked at the headlines of the paper and saw a large black and white picture of Anzu jumping up and down at yesterday's paper. The headline read 'Kaiba's girlfriend goes crazy at newspaper when seeing it revealed her secret.' Kaiba laughed at the funny picture of Anzu. He would make sure that tomorrow the newspaper would NOT have anything to do with his personal life and he would get this whole Anzu being his girlfriend straightened out with the media.

"Silly Anzu" Kaiba said to himself as he looked at the picture again.

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