The Muggle Studies Project: Karaoke! Chapter 5: Cinque, a harry potter fanfic

Hello peoples! Happy Holidays, hope they went well! Anyways, on to chapter five!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or any of the songs in my story. But, if JKR would ever want to sell Ron, I'll take him! Lol.

A/N: This chapter is dedicated to my friend VoldyIsMyHomeboy. Her birthday was the day after Christmas, so this is for her. Happy Birthday!

"Next up we will have… Hogwarts's own, Relient W!" everyone applauded, but nobody was sure who that was. Sadie, who was just as confused as the rest, spoke into the mic again. "Umm…. Relient W? You're up." Harry suddenly jumped up and pulled Ron up with him. "That's us guys. Let's go." He and Ron walked on stage, followed by Fred, and George. Fred picked up his bass while George got comfortable at the drums. As Harry and Ron tuned their guitars, Harry saw his friend was looking a little pale. Actually, he looked like the time he made himself throw up slugs. "Relax" he said "We'll be great." Ron merely nodded. He looked back at George who counted out the beginning of the song before they began to play.

I feel like
I would like
To be somewhere else
Doing something that matters
And I'll admit here
While I sit here
My mind wastes away
And my doubts start to gather

What's the purpose?
It feels worthless
So unwanted like I've lost all my value
I can't find it
Not in the least bit
And I'm just scared
So scared that I'll fail You

Ron started to gain more confidence, and at this point, he looked out at the girl he was singing for. She smiled up at him, and he smiled back.

Sometimes I think that I'm not any good at all
And sometimes I wonder why
Why I'm even here at all
But then You assure me
I'm a little more than useless
And when I think that I can't do this
You promise me that I'll get through this
And do something right
Do something right for once

So I say if I can't
Do something significant
I'll opt to leave most opportunities wasted
And nothing trivial
That life can give you will
Measure up to what might have replaced it
Too late, look
My date book
Is packed full of days that were empty and now gone
And I bet
That regret
Will prove to get me to improve in the long run

I'm a little more than useless
And I never knew I knew this
Was gonna be the day
Gonna be the day that I would do something right
Do something right for once

I noticed
I know this
Week is a symbol of how I use my time
Resent it
I spent it
Convincing myself
The world's doing just fine
Without me (without me)
Doing anything of any consequence
Without me (without me)
Showing any sign of ever making sense
Of my time
It's my life
And my right to use it like I should
Like He would
For the good
Of everything that I would ever know

I'm a little more than useless
And when I think that I can't do this
You promise me that I'll get through this
And do something right
Do something right for once

I'm a little more than useless
And I never knew I knew this
Was gonna be the day
Gonna be the day that I would do something right
Do something right for once

The entire hall erupted in cheering, while Malfoy looked on, scowling. But that's all he ever does, so nobody paid any attention to him. Hermione ran up onto the stage beaming and hugged Ron so hard his face started to turn red. "Her- mio- nee- can't- breathe- let- go" he gasped. Hermione let him go, and the two of them kissed, ignoring the gagging noises coming from Ginny and the oranges the author has sent to pelt Hermione in her head until she let go of Ron. "Um, if we've finished with the PDA, can we please move on?" Sadie asked impatiently. Ron and Hermione blushed and walked off the stage hand in hand. "Our next performer will be… Pansy Parkinson." Pansy strutted up onto the stage and snatched the microphone out of Sadie's hand. "Keep in mind, this show is censored." Sadie snapped at Pansy who had magically changed into what had to be THE sluttiest outfit ever created. She was wearing a very tiny ink rhinestone covered string bikini, with a pair of extremely tall high heels. The music started and she began to sing and dance.

I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby.

I'm feelin' sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame

I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I just might take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
Lately, I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin so crazy babe

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party

You're so sexy, tonight I am all yours boy
The way your body moves across the floor
You got me feelin n-a-s-t-y
I just might take you home with me

Baby the minute I feel your energy
The vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
Lately, I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin so crazy babe

I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby

repeat to end

"Thank you Pansy" Sadie said as soon as the song was finished. "Next up we will have… Cedric Diggory!" Sadie (and most of the female population of Hogwarts) started clapping excitedly. (A/N: He's still alive too.) Cedric walked up and took the mic. He flashed a smile at the audience before he began to sing.

You need a friend
I'll be around
Don't let this end
Before I see you again
What can I say to convince you
To change your mind of me?
I'm going to love you more than anyone
I'm going to hold you closer than before
And when I kiss your soul, your body'll be free
I'll be free for you anytime
I'm going to love you more than anyone
Look in my eyes, what do you see?
Not just the color
Look inside of me
Tell me all you need and I will try
I will try
I'm going to love you more than anyone
I'm going to hold you closer than before
And when I kiss your soul, your body'll be free
I'll be free for you anytime
I'm going to love you more than anyone
Free for you, whenever you need
We'll be free together baby
Free together baby
I'm going to love you more than anyone
I'm going to hold you closer than before
And when I kiss your soul, your body'll be free
I'll be free for you anytime
I'm going to love you more than anyone
I'm going to love you more than anyone

When Cedric finished his song, there wasn't a single dry eye in the Great Hall. Cedric smiled down at Cho, who smiled back up at him and blew him a kiss. Sadie came out onto the stage wiping the tears away from her eyes. "Thank you Cedric sniff that was sniff beautiful." Cedric smiled and took a bow, which made the girls in the hall jump out of their seats and scream. "Singing next will be… Crabbe and Goyle!" Sadie announced. Harry elbowed Ron. "This should be hilarious" he whispered to his best friend. Ron nodded in agreement.

(Crabbe: Crabbe and Goyle ya'll)

The music began before the started to sing, and all of the girls grabbed their boyfriends or their friends and stood up to dance. Luna grabbed Neville, Ginny grabbed Harry, Hermione grabbed Ron, Pansy grabbed Draco, Lily grabbed James, Angelina and Alicia grabbed Fred and George, Katie Bell grabbed Lee Jordan, and Sadie hopped off the stage and grabbed Oliver Wood, her boyfriend. Parvati walked over to Sirius and asked him to dance with her, while Lavender giggled behind her before grabbing her boyfriend, Seamus, and surprisingly, Lupin and Tonks jumped up and danced near Sirius and Parvati, and James and Lily. Even Professor Snape was getting into the music, tapping his foot and mouthing along to the words:

Goyle:
She's into superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall (here we go!)
She's into new sensations, new kicks and candlelight

She's got a new addiction for every day and night

Crabbe:

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to your brain

Both:

Upside inside out
Livin la Vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin la Vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin la Vida loca
Livin la Vida loca
Livin la Vida loca

At this point the entire school was dancing, and it was getting very crowded in the aisles between the rows of seats. Dumbledore waved his wand and all the chairs flew to the sides of the Great Hall. The dancers filled in the open space on the floor, and Snape jumped out of his seat and began to dance too. Dumbledore smiled and then he grabbed McGonagall by the hand and spun her before they began to dance a very impressive salsa.

Crabbe:

I woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart and she took my money
She must have slipped me a sleeping pill

Goyle:

She never drinks the water and makes you order French champagne
And once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same
She'll make you go insane

Both:

Upside inside out
Livin la Vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin la Vida loca
Livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the of color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin la Vida loca
Livin la Vida loca
Livin la Vida loca
Livin la Vida loca

After Crabbe and Goyle finished, the entire hall applauded and cheered, even the Gryffindors. Sadie walked back up onto the stage and announced the next singers. "The next singers will go one after the other, uninterrupted. They will be: Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Cho Chang, Romilda Vane, and Lee Jordan."

There you go, chapter five! Sorry it took so long to get it up! By the Way, I might not get around to updating for a while because I have midterms coming up.