The Muggle Studies Project: Karaoke! Chapter 8: Sette, a harry potter fanfic

Ciao! Since my muse has inspired me yet again (and Oliversangel has given me very good suggestions), here is my new chapter! First some review comments:

Oliversangel: hehe. Glad you like. It was fun to write. You do have a tad of an obsession with him though…

Mcrrocker: yay! You actually think my story is good! I should send you more cookies! I'm not much of a rap fan either, but I like Chris Brown. I don't know what it is, but I just love the guy!

Harry's Only Love: hehe. Of course I used your suggestions! What kind of friend do you think I am?

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. But I wish I owned Ron, as he is hotter than Luke Skywalker with Swiss cheese on top! (Don't Ask)

"Our next performer ton-" Sadie began, but was cut off. Luke Skywalker had just run into the room, swinging at people with his light saber. "What are you doing!" Sadie screamed, "You're not in this series!" Luke put away his light saber and looked at her confusedly. "Says who?" Sadie sighed. "Says the author. Now get out before I have to call in someone to make you leave." Luke pulled his light saber back out and said "Do your worst." He then proceeded to do some very impressive Jedi moves, as Sadie rolled her eyes. When he finally stopped, Sadie called for security. "Security!" Out of nowhere, the author's friend Debbie came running out. When she saw Luke, she squealed, and then tackled him to the ground, tied him up, and dragged him out of the story. "Riiiiight" Sadie said reminding the muggleborns of Dr. Evil. "Next up tonight will be… Viktor Krum!"

Every head in the Great Hall turned to see Viktor walk proudly into silent room. Hermione ducked behind Ginny so that Viktor wouldn't see her, and Ron was clenching his fists and had a murderous glint in his eye. Viktor walked onto the stage and took the mic from Sadie, kissing her on her hand as he did so. Sadie blushed, and quickly ran off the stage to calm down Oliver, who was being held back by the twins, Lee, Angelina, Alicia, and Katie. "This song is for my beloved Hermy-own-ninny." The music started and he began to sing his heart out.

Never look back," we said
How was I to know I'd miss you so?
Loneliness up ahead, emptiness behind
Where do I go?

Harry looked over at Ron who was looking like he wanted to club Viktor, and Hermione, who was red with a combination of embarrassment and hilarity. "Does he know this song is by Britney Spears?" he asked her. Hermione shook her head, afraid to open her mouth for fear of laughing.

And you didn't hear
All my joy through my tears
All my hopes through my fears
Did you know, I still miss you somehow

CHORUS:
From the bottom of my broken heart
There's just a thing or two I'd like you to know
You were my first love, you were my true love
From the first kisses to the very last rose
From the bottom of my broken heart
Even though time may find me somebody new
You were my real love, I never knew love
'Til there was you
From the bottom of my broken heart

"Baby," I said, "please stay.
Give our love a chance for one more day"
We could have worked things out
Taking time is what love's all about

But you put a dart
Through my dreams through my heart
And I'm back where I started again
Never thought it would end

Repeat CHORUS

You promised yourself
But to somebody else
And you made it so perfectly clear
Still I wish you were here

Repeat CHORUS

"Never look back," we said
How was I to know I'd miss you so?

All of the purebloods went into hysterical cheering, while the muggleborns and half-bloods laughed until they cried. Viktor walked off the stage, looking very sad and was quickly comforted by several girls. Sadie walked back up, and announced the next performers. "Next up will be…. the Harry Potter Fan Club. Um, sorry Harry!" She then ran off the stage to avoid being stampeded by the group of girls on the stage. Standing there, with shirts that read: MARRY ME HARRY, face paint, etc. was Ginny Weasley, Romlida Vane, and the author's friends Victoria and Julia.

GINNY

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?

ROMILDA

Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

ALL
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life

VICTORIA

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me

JULIA

Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

GINNY AND ROMILDA

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I can swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me

VICTORIA AND JULIA

Through the wind end the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like a fire in my blood

ALL

Like a fire in my blood
Like a fire in my blood
Like a fire in my blood
Hero

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

Hero
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero

After shooing the girls off of the stage and keeping them from attacking Harry (which was no easy task), the Hall was calm, and Sadie announced the next singers. "Next up we will have…. Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and James Potter!" The TRUE Marauders (Peter doesn't count!) walked onto the stage. The music began and Harry laughed. The song perfectly matched their personalities.

JAMES

You wake up late for school - man you don't wanna go
You ask you mom, 'please? ' - but she still says, 'no!'
You missed two classes - and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk

ALL

You gotta fight for your right to party

SIRIUS

You pop caught you smoking - and he said, 'no way!'
That hypocrite - smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (bust it!)

ALL

You gotta fight for your right to party

REMUS

Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, 'what's that noise? '
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's those Marauder boys!

ALL

You gotta fight for your right to party

The audience was wild, clapping and cheering and screaming and James, Sirius and Remus were soaking it all up. James and Remus were bowing and blowing kisses like Seamus did, but Sadie didn't push them off the stage, and Sirius, on impulse as always, stage dove and was being passed around the Great Hall on the hands of every Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw. The Slytherins, however, merely rolled their eyes. Finally, the clapping and cheering subsided, and Sirius was put back onto the ground, and Sadie went to announce the next performer. "Now performing we will have… Lord Voldemort!" Sadie then ran to hide Harry from the mentally troubled homicidal maniac that was currently stumbling through the door. Only now he seem a bit… well, drunk. He stumbled up to the stage giggling like a schoolgirl with Wormtail, who was equally drunk. Voldemort (followed by Wormtail of course) stumbled up to the stage and took the mic. "This song is dedicated to my sworn enemy, Harry bloody Potter!" He then proceeded to sing. Very drunkenly and horribly.

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna kill ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'll getcha, I'll getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha

And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hanging out

One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip, a slip of the lip or another
I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip

I'll walk down the mall
Stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all
Find out who ya call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd

One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha
getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha
getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha
getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
repeat until fade

Voldemort then hiccupped twice, then passed out,a nd Wormtail tripped down the stairs, banging his head and knocking him out as well. After the unconscious evil guys had been taken away, Sadie went back up to the stage. "Next up we will have…"

So so so Sorry it took this long guys! I had school and writer's block, so I was a bit preoccupied. Review and maybe the next one will go up faster!