The Muggle Studies Project: Karaoke! Chapter 9: Otto, a harry potter fanfic

I'VE UPDATED! everyone in world drops dead of shock I'm so sorry that I haven't updated this sooner, but to make it up to you, I have... A EXTRA LONG CHAPTER! That means EXTRA craziness, EXTRA spazz, and SUPER EXTRA random! So, if you like these things about my writing, then YOU'RE IN LUCK! If not, well then... too bad. I believe I've replied to every review I've gotten for the last chapter, so let's just move on. If you didn't get one, lemme know, and I will write you a long apology in the next chapter.

Disclaimer: Don't own HP. It's all JKR's creation, and I have no part in it.

"Performing next tonight will be... Angelina Johnson!" Angelina smiled and walked up to the stage confidently. She was wearing a beautiful pale blue halter dress, and tall, silver heels. She waved her wand, making the lights in the Hall dim, with only a single spotlight on her. She picked up the mic and began to sing:

Story of my life
Searching for da right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
cause it seems that wrong
really loves my company

He's more than a man
and this is more than love
the reason that this guy is blue
the clouds are rolling in
because I'm gone again
and to him I just can't be true

and I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
and it kills him inside
to know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
a murderer

I feel it in the air
as I'm doing my hair
preparing for another day
A kiss up on my cheek
He's here reluctantly
as if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
where I'm about to go
and we know it very well

cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
and it kills him inside
to know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

our love
His trust
I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this
Anymore (anymore)

No no no no

Yeah yeah yeah

"Thank you" she said before bowing. The Hall erupted in applause and cheering. Nobody knew that Angelina had such an amazing voice. She smiled and bowed once more before she bowed again, and walked off the stage. After the Hall quieted down (which took a while) Sadie once again took the stage. "Next up to sing is... Draco Malfoy!" Everyone went silent. "Draco's gonna sing?" Harry asked Ron. Ron nodded, a slightly scared look on his face. Draco took the stage, snatched the mic out of Sadie's hand, and began to sing. He was actually pretty good.

Show me, show me, show me a starry-eyed kid
I, I, I will break his jaw
I won't, I won't, I won't let him get his hopes up
No-oh-oh-oh
And I will save him from himself
Here's a picture with a note
"No, don't turn out like me"
It's only for your own good
No-oh-oh-oh

And haven't you heard
The word on the street is
"I lost it, called it quits"
Get it into the sun,
Out from behind the gossip
Oh, oh, oh

This story's getting old
A homewrecker with a heart of gold
Keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind
Keep, k-keep talking
Keep this alive
This story's getting old
A homewrecker with a heart of gold
Keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind now-ow-ow

Hey, hey x3

Even when there's
N-n-n-nothing worth living for
It's still, it's still, still worth lying for
N-no one has to know-ow-ow
And haven't you heard
The word on the street is
"I lost it, called it quits"
Get it into the sun
Out from behind the gossip
Oh, oh, oh

This story's getting old
A homewrecker with a heart of gold
Keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind
Keep, k-keep talking
Keep this alive
This story's getting old (This story's getting old)
A homewrecker with a heart of gold
Keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind now-ow-ow

Screams

Stop!

The audience began to clap, slowly at first, but then louder and louder. It wasn't nearly as loud as Angelina's applause, but it was steady and loud, and Draco loved every second of it. He even tried to sing an encore, but Sadie managed to push him off the stage just like she did with Seamus. "You'll hear from my father about that!" Draco yelled, and then walked back to his seat. "Our next sin-" Sadie began, but was interrupted by the door to the Great Hall slamming open. "Hey. This isn't the bathroom!" a voice called, and everyone instantly turned around to see who was there. A tall guy, with black hair that was hanging slightly in his eyes and an armful of tattoos was standing there, his hand on the door, and looking confusedly inside. "Um... who are you?" Sadie asked. Before the guy could answer, there was a huge flash of light, and a girl appeared in the middle of the Hall. She had wavy brown hair, brown eyes, and was a bit on the short side. In fact, except for the fact that she appeared out of a great flash of light, and she was now standing in the middle of the Hall screaming, Harry would've never noticed her. "Pete! Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy!" she screamed, jumping up and down. From behind Pete came another guy, this one with thick black glasses, a green hat on his head, and really funky sideburns. The girl in the middle of the Hall screamed again. "Patrick! Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy!" And with that, she took off running down the Hall, and hugged them both, very tightly. Then, she pulled a laptop out of the bag hanging over her shoulder, and typed in a few words. The Hall filled with smoke, and then, just as instantly, it cleared. But now the girl and the two kidnapped musicians were standing on the stage next to a very angry looking Sadie. "Who do you think you are! I run this show!" The girl laughed. "No, Hun. I run this show. You're just my spot filler. And now that I'm here, I have no use for you anymore. So go away." Sadie didn't move. "I only take orders from the author." The girl laughed again. "I AM the author!" Suddenly the lights in the Hall went out. Then, everyone could hear typing, and the lights came back on. "I don't know why I put Crabbe and Goyle near the light switch. Gonna have to move them..." she muttered, typing furiously. Suddenly, Crabbe and Goyle flew to the other side of the room. "There. Now. Who has questions for me?" Half of the hands in the Hall went up. The author looked around before calling on Ron. "Who the bloody hell are you?" The author smiled. "Well, my name is..." she began, but was cut off by a loud screeching of feedback. This didn't seem to bother her, as she kept on talking through the screeching, even though nobody could hear her. "But you can just call me Author." She finished as the screech stopped. Now as much as I would love to answer your questions, we need to get back to the story. But first..." she walked over to the laptop and typed some more. Sadie disappeared with a poof. "Now. Back to the show!" she picked up the mic from where it had fallen out of Sadie's hand. "our next singer tonight is... Neville Longbottom!"

I never knew
I never knew that everything was falling through
That everyone I knew was waiting on a cue
To turn and run when all I needed was the truth
But that's how it's got to be
It's coming down to nothing more than apathy
I'd rather run the other way than stay and see
The smoke and who's still standing when it clears and

Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
She's on your mind

Let's rearrange
I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
Just say that we agree and then never change
Soften a bit until we all just get along
But that's disregard
You find another friend and you discard
As you lose the argument in a cable car
Hanging above as the canyon comes between and

Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
She's on your mind

Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
She's on

And suddenly I become a part of your past
I'm becoming the part that don't last
I'm losing you and its effortless
Without a sound we lose sight of the ground
In the throw around
Never thought that you wanted to bring it down
I won't let it go down till we torch it ourselves

Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
She's on your mind

Everyone knows
She's on your mind

Everone knows I'm in
Over my head
I'm in over my head
I'm over my

Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
She's on your mind

After Neville had finished, the author led in the applause of the hall. She also started jumping up and down and screaming, but this could've had something to do with the semi-evil plan forming in her head. "Our next singer tonight will be... the one... the only... Severus Snape!" Snape looked very confused, and was pushed up onto the stage by Dumbledore, who decided it would be fun to assist the author in her brilliant plant to humiliate Snape. "But... I didn't sign up!" Snape protested, but it was too late. He was up on the stage with a mic pressed into his hand.

"Now." Said the author, rubbing her hands together in a way that slightly scared Snape, "Professor Severus Snape shall sing... and dance! to the song "Milkshake" by Kelis. Students, faculty, and alum of Hogwarts, You're Welcome." She turned back to the computer and typed furiously. There was a tiny POP! and Snape was wearing a halter top, tight jeans, and high heels. With some more typing and another POP, he began to sing, entirely against his will.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

Chorus x2
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

Chorus x2
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

Chorus x2
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

The entire Hall was on the floor, tears in their eyes laughing so hard a few of them exploded their gut. The author, in between wheezes and tears, sent Snape off the stage, and introduced the next act. "Next singing is... Professor Dumbledore!"

You make me feel so young
You make me feel like spring has sprung
Every time I see you grin
Im such a happy individual

The moment that you speak
I want to go and play hide-and-seek
I want to go and bounce the moon
Just like a toy balloon

You and i, are just like a couple of tots
Running across the meadow
Picking up lots of forget-me-nots

You make me feel so young
You make me feel there are songs to be sung
Bells to be rung, and a wonderful fling to be flung

And even when Im old and gray
Im gonna feel the way I do today
cause you make me feel so young

After he was finished, the author announced the next singer. "Up next will be..."

Mwuhahaha! I got rid of Sadie! She was annoying me anyways. I Couldn't stand her any longer. So... I love reviews. They make me happy and make me update sooner than the two months it took me this time. So review! Review!

Songs in this Chappie

Unfaithful by Rihanna

Snitches and Talkers get Stitches and Walkers by Fall Out Boy

Over My Head (Cable Car) by The Fray

Milkshake by Kelis

You Make Me Feel So Young by Frank Sinatra