"I don't know why I agreed to this." Ron groaned as Bonnie rolled his cuffs up his forearms.

"Because, your sweet and beautiful girlfriend asked you to." Bonnie said, her voice dripping with honey.

"We both know this is just an excuse to show off in front of Kim."

Bonnie unbuttoned the top two of his shirt "How could you accuse me of such a thing?"

"You're not denying it."

Bonnie stopped for a split second to smile at him then resumed looking him over. She had dressed him in jeans, dress shoes, and a white button down shirt. Although she made sure to roll the cuffs up his forearms to make sure Kim and Josh would see how fit he was. The jeans weren't as baggy as normal but they were still comfortable. Unfortunately the lack of bag meant they couldn't bring Rufus on the double date.

"Perfect." She said after she was finished looking him over.

"If you're saying I look perfect you must not have looked at yourself." Ron took her hand and raised it above her head so she would do a twirl. Bonnie wore a black off shoulder sweater dress. She made sure that the top fold stopped right above her ample bosom, she also called his name the previous day while walking past him in the dress to see how distracting her assets were inside of it. Needless to say out of ten times he only heard his name once. He was not helped by the fact that she also wore brown knee high boots with heels. Although she made sure they were a thicker heel that wasn't too high since they would also be playing mini golf.

"Bonnie are you sure this isn't a bit much?"

"Ronnie," Bonnie planted a quick peck on him "I'm always a bit much." She said

"And this?" He pointed to her leather choker with a metal heart at the center of her throat. It was almost a collar.

"What? It's one of my favorites." She tried to play it off innocently.

"Would you like to know what I think?"

"Mhm."

"I think you put that on to show Kim the type of relationship we have in the bedroom without actually saying anything." Ron looked her in the eye to see if she'd crack.

Bonnie smiled brightly "And do you think I'm going to stop when I've gotten this far?"

"No" Ron grumbled.

"Good. Oh, one last thing. For our little friend that couldn't come with us." Bonnie reached into her purse and pulled out half a dozen ovoline mozeralla cheese spheres. Rufus responded by climbing onto her shoulder and nuzzling into her hair.

"You traitor! Rufus you were supposed to save me!" Rufus shrugged before jumping down and diving into his meal.

"Nope, no one is saving you tonight Ron. Now get your keys."

Ron sighed and resigned himself to his fate.

Double Date

Ron was seated across from Josh, Bonnie across from Kim. They started with an order of Merlot. They knew they weren't old enough, and the server knew they weren't old enough, but he simply gave them a wink. Who was going to say no to Team Possible?

Ron knew the point of this was to get to know Josh, and for Kim and Bonnie to develop a better understanding of each other but he couldn't help but steal glances and listen in on Kim and Bonnie's conversation. The cattiness was just too funny to pass up.

"Bonnie that's a lovely outfit. It's nice that you won't have to put on lingerie for Ron later. You're very thoughtful."

"Thanks Kim, I must say I love your outfit though. I didn't know thrift stores had such high quality clothes these days."

He gave it an hour before they tried to kill each other.

"You listening in too?"

"Huh? Wa-What?" Ron turned to Josh, it was the first time he had spoken tonight.

"When Kim isn't around Bonnie she's the sweetest person on earth, then when they get together I'm almost afraid she will turn into a lioness and claw out Bonnie's throat."

Ron scratched the back of his head "You know for a second there I wasn't sure if you were describing Kim or Bonnie." They both shared a laugh which caused Kim and Bonnie to stop arguing.

"What's funny guys?"

"Yes. Please share, Ron."

Ron immediately tried to play it off "You know the Ron man, always cracking jokes."

"Speaking of the Ron man. How did the Ron man get us in here? This is one of the most exclusive and expensive restaurants in upperton. Not even Bonnie's money could do that for you." Kim inquired. Bonnie checked her nails while smirking.

"It's no big. I'm tight with the chef. They always have a table open for friends."

"You're friends with Raphael!?" Kim said, she realized she was a bit too animated in her response when the other patrons glared at her. She sunk lower in her chair while waving at them.

"Yea. I've known him since last year. It was one of the first missions Wade had me go solo on. The website said you could do anything so the chef figured you could help out on one of their busiest nights. Something about the french prime minister stopping by and if the food wasn't up to snuff it would kill his rep. Wade and I both knew you can't really cook so I handled it. It was kind of weird since after it was over Raphael kept bowing at my feet and saying there was no way he could repay me. I just made my normal french dishes."

Kim looked at him dumbfounded "You cooked for the french prime minister?"

"Yup. What's the sitch? We save important people all the time."

Kim looked at Bonnie to see if she was surprised but it seemed like she had heard this before, although given the look in her eyes she was proud of him. "Ron you're a world class chef!"

"Like I said, no big. I just made my normal stuff."

Bonnie decided to explain for him "Sometimes he doesn't understand how amazing he is. I have to keep reminding him every day. He stays humble though." She did a quick eskimo kiss for fun, and because she knew how it would make Possible feel.

"He's very humble, unlike some people I know." Kim said while rolling her eyes

"Yes, who was it that you know that said they could do ANYTHING? They seem to be overflowing with humility."

"Here we go again." Josh shook his head

Kim and Bonnie continued on for a couple of minutes. On some level Ron was impressed. The way Bonnie could craft insults and backhanded compliments seemed like an artform. Kim tended to go straight for the jugular which was funny, but did not have the same level of impact. It seemed like they were going to escalate but they were interrupted.

"Hey guys the food's here." Ron grabbed Bonnie's hand to shift her attention, though judging by their faces when they smelled it the food may have shifted it by itself.

Josh spoke first after eyeing the large, juicy, tender steaks "Even with a friend discount from the chef this has to put a massive dent in your wallet. Are you sure you can afford this? I can help out."

"Nah, I know the chef is going to comp the meal, since I am the chef. I really just liked how the place looked. Eat up. Most of the meal was prepped by yours truly."

"Ron you really didn't have to." Kim said looking at the spread, her stomach and nose were disagreeing with her though.

"Ah my b, guess me and bonbon will just wrap up the steak, lobster, and the delicious, cheesy well seasoned scalloped potatoes and eat it later."

Josh cut in and grabbed a steak "You don't have to ask me twice. Thanks man."

"Guess you are learning something from Bonnie, since you're showing off this much." Kim said while grabbing a lobster and some potatoes.

Bonnie smirked at him "And you said my outfit was too much earlier. Then you do something like this."

Kim wanted to comment badly but was too busy stuffing her face.

Somehow they made it to the mini golf course. Ron practically had to force them to go after dinner. He knew they wouldn't be capable of much movement which is why he insisted on mini golf as an after dinner activity a few days ago, he didn't expect them to be nearly comatose. He also didn't get it since he felt fine. Kim had referred to him as a bottomless pit several times over the years which may explain it.

Things seemed to be going fine, Bonnie and Kim even ceased most of their arguments for the time being. The mood was light, and fun. Ron could actually see a future in this with all of them together. Sure Kim and him were several different kinds of strange, but their partners can't be that far off if they chose to be with them. Whatever Bonnie's condition he was glad she chose him. She was kind of a brat, but she was his brat. His sweet, beautiful, bratty princess. His thought's fell deeper and deeper onto her and how badical she was. She was pretty there was not a single doubt about that but she had a lot of outstanding qualities. The way she read him and lead him back to some form of happiness was amazing, how strong she is given that her sisters seemed to try to stifle out any ounce of individuality she had, how hard she tries in school, the cheer squad, and now training brought a smile to his face.

Hell she was literally the only girl on the cheer squad that was even approaching Kim's level. That really did say a lot since at times he wasn't sure Kim was completely human but he was mainly joking. Her family line was pretty ridiculous when he did some research on it. A lot of them helped presidents, prime ministers, kings, whatever. They were usually near the top of their fields in whatever they did, surprisingly it seemed like they were never at the top. It seemed to be from lack of actually trying or giving credit away, not because they couldn't do it. That was odd, very odd.

"Head in the game Ron!" Kim said while clapping her hands in his face.

"Oh sorry what's happening." He looked around, Bonnie was giggling, Josh and Kim almost seemed concerned.

Josh placed a hand on his shoulder. "I know you find your girlfriend attractive but you don't have to ogle her like that. You weren't even aware of your surroundings."

Ron had apparently been staring at Bonnie's butt during his daze.

"Oh hush, I wore this outfit to get that reaction out of him." Bonnie took his hand and lead him to the ball "Ronnie can you show me how to putt correctly? My game is just dreadful tonight. I was never any good at mini golf."

"No problem, first you're kinda standing wrong. You should be standing like this." He tried to show her the correct putting position a few times but she kept doing it slightly incorrectly. "No, here let me position you." Ron thought nothing of grabbing her hips until a few seconds later when he realized her butt really did look amazing in this dress.

"What position am I supposed to be in Ronnie?" She smiled even brighter when she heard him fumbling then getting back into position.

Kim groaned in the background "She's so doing this on purpose."

"Having her big, strong, well chiseled boyfriend feel her up in public to irritate you? Yeah probably." Josh said

"Are you sure you don't want to date Ron?" Kim teased.

Josh gave Kim's butt a little squeeze that Ron and Bonnie clearly weren't paying attention to. "I'm positive."

Kim's blush soon fell away when she heard Bonnie talking about cream pie in a seductive voice, and Ron saying he couldn't wait for dessert when they got home, and that she'd have to keep the dress on while they ate. Her groan was a bit louder this time.

The long ride home

Josh and Kim were riding home, Josh had driven them to the restaurant so he wanted to drop her off first. Kim wanted to hang out a little more and talk about the night so they stopped by his place. Josh sat unmoving for a few seconds staring at his house.

"Is something wrong?" Kim said while opening her door.

"Nah, just realized I'm kind of tired tonight. Could you hop back in so I can take you home?"

Kim put on a sad pout "oh."

"Don't be like that. We have all the time in the world to hang out Kim."

"...Fine" Kim shut her door and they hopped on the road again. "Since we won't get to talk about it later, did you enjoy the double date?"

"Yea it was nice. Ron really is a talented guy even if he is a little goofy. That steak was ridiculous."

"You're STILL talking about that steak?"

"Kim, that was the best steak I've had in my life. Ron has shown me the light."

"And you said Ron was goofy." The shot each other a quick smile before Josh focused on the road again.

"How have the missions been going?"

"Well, almost too well."

"How can dangerous missions against supervillains go too well? Are they arresting themselves?"

Kim playfully slapped his shoulder "No. I mean they're super easy. Ron is smashing the henchmen with no problem and coming to help with the big issues."

"Isn't that a good thing?"

"I mean...yeah. I'm not saying Ron wasn't helpful before but it was more like distraction helpful, or hit the self destruct button when things were going bad helpful. He wasn't really knock extremely muscular guy out in one punch with casual indifference helpful. Last week he literally dismantled dementor's karate robots in front of me with ease. Do you get it now?"

"Doesn't seem that out there, you did say you saw him training at his house and he had some skill. Most of the henchmen are just thugs looking for a pay bump and some health insurance. They aren't usually trained fighters or anything." He was glad Kim didn't ask how he knew that so offhandedly.

"Maybe you're right. When I see a henchman slide a little further than they should, or him picking up something that should be heavy but makes it looks easy it just throws me off. I think Even Shego is noticing since she keeps looking at him and smirking when he does that stuff on our missions."

Josh decided to take her mind off the missions "Maybe you're just jelling since Ron is getting some of the spotlight on missions."

"I am not jelling, I do not jell. I'm being serious here. It's not about me."

"Before you continue that thought, you're home Kim."

"This isn't over." She pointed at him then opened the passenger door. She wanted to dramatically storm to her door to make him feel bad for his insinuation but as soon as she got one foot out he grabbed her wrist, hard, and pulled her in for a kiss. Josh loved her and everything but this one felt different, like he was throwing every amount of passion he had into it. As if he needed her to know something.

"What was that?" Kim said while patting his cheek.

"Kim, whatever happens in the future I just want you to know that I love you. You're an ember in my life, the spark to my flame. You made me feel depths I didn't know I was capable of."

Kim looked deep inside him with her dark green eyes "Just for that I'm going to show you just how appreciated you are tomorrow. For now, go home lover boy."

Josh closed his eyes and shook his head until she closed the door. Then he watched her enter her house. The old saying was true. He hated seeing her leave, but he loved seeing her walk away.

He gathered his thoughts and prepared himself on his ride home. He knew exactly what was coming, either way it ends tonight. After one more breath he stepped out of his car. Agent Alpha does not feel fear.

He opened his front door with his left and and kept his right in his pocket. He stepped through the doorway and waited half a second before stabbing the wall to his right at neck level with his pocket knife. He knew his gut was right when he heard someone choking on their own blood. He let the man fall to the ground while he flicked on his lightswitch.

"Cool, a surprise party. Sorry guys my birthday is a month away though."

At least a dozen men stepped out from the closets, down the stairs, the kitchen, and behind the furniture.

"If that's how you want it Alpha then lets do it. Sorry it has to be this way."

Josh reached behind his back at his waist and gripped his pistol "Don't be."

I guess the short introductory chapter was all I needed to get the creative juices flowing. I knew how I wanted the arc to go generally but I did not know how to start it. I really hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Also tell me if you enjoyed the writing or if it was too flowery, I may have enjoyed writing this chapter a bit too much. A lot of you will be excited to know that I will be uploading the next chapter of who are you in the next few days. Are you ready to learn about the real Tara King?

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