Chapter 7 Mentos! Hell yeah!

In northern Silent Hill in the Alchemilla Hospital, an aging doctor with a scruffy beard and short messy grey hair made his way through the hallway on a single crutch and a folder in the other.
"Move it Quasimodo, the morgue is where the stiffs are, not the Nursing staff!" House shouted walking agrivatedly around a nurse who had a large hideous lump emerging from her back. She let out a shriek and ran to the break room crying. He entered his office and sat down and called his secretary.
"Am I needed for anything?"
"SHRIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEK!"
"A NO would have done just fine...Damned idiot." House grumbled letting go of the speakerphone. It had been an odd week. The first two nights dozens of people were coming in injured, now no one had been coming in at all, only people leaving. He thought it was curious when the morgue suddenly cleared out of its 24 dead bodies and the nursing staff began to break out with hunchbacks. He blamed it on the poor coffee. He looked at the mug on his desk and smelled it.
"Maybe I shouldn't drink this.." he said pouring it directly on the carpet. He couldn't explain it, but for some reason the entire hospital had fallen into disrepair relatively quickly. The walls were covered in dirt, mud and blood, the carpet was crawling with insects and the basement had a demon in it.
"Damn lazy custodians." He got up and made his way to the payroll department, it was payday after all. He knocked on the window to the accountant's office and the woman who had been working it suddenly had a large hump on her back and her face had seemingly melted.
"Dear God it must be contagious." House said staring at the hideous monstrosity. With a groan, the accountant handed him his check. He opened the envelope and had a somewhat disappointed look.
"Figures they'd start paying me in organs. Damn cut backs." Suddenly the newest nurse, the only one who hadn't been deformed, yet, came running in screaming.
"DOCTOR HOUSE! The hospital is crawling with monsters!" Lisa Garland shouted. House gave her a dirty look and walked past her, bumping into another hunch back nurse.
"Move would you!" House shouted stepping around her again and making his way back to his office. Lisa came in after stepping around a giant table that had started crawling around 2 days ago.
"Doctor, don't tell me you haven't noticed the odd creatures in the hallway?"
"The nurses? They were always ugly. I guess they just stopped putting on makeup or something."
"Doctor House! Something horrible is going on!"
"I'll be sure to give you a page on your beeper when my 'Give a damn' pills come in, oh that's right, I'm out and don't plan on ordering more." House said going back to paperwork only to find his pen trying to bite his hand. He threw it out the window along with his briefcase, which had sprouted batwings. It flew off.
"I swear this place has gone to hell with all the rust on the walls..." House grumbled going back to his paperwork. Lisa sighed and rolled her eyes before barricading herself in the women's restroom.