thEre wAs a chapteR 13 here, but it'S go-- oh, wait, here it is, by Mix Mastah Xu.
Scooby and Shaggy awoke sometime later from their encounter with Sadako, but it was not back at the hotel. They had awoken in a bathroom witha large hole in one wall, and the doorway plastered up.
"Zoinks, Scoob, what are we gonna do? We probably haven't had a bite to eat in hours!"
"Roll."
"Yeah, that'd taste good about now.
"Roll
"What dice? We didn't bring our D&D stuff."
"Roll!"
"Damnit, Scoob, you and Velma smoked it all on the way--"
Scooby reached into his own mouth and pulled out a retainer, shouted "HOLE, YOU DIMWIT, 'HOLE'!", and put the retainer back in.
"OH, 'lets go into the hole.' Guess we got no choice."
"Reah, and mabey we can find some rhores to ride."
"Y'mean a 'horse to ride'?"
"Rin this towrn, that too, probabry."
Scooby and Shaggy crawled into the gaping masonry and crawled through a gradually narrowing tunnel, untill it began to branch out and upwards. Rather than splitting up, as Fred would usually suggest, they stuck together and picked a pathway, only sticking their head out enough to see where each path lead.
In the first opening, they saw what looked like a fat italian hammering four bandanna'd turtles with ninja weapons in a fight to the death.
"Mama mia, I'ma make turtle soup outta you evil Koopas!"
"Woah, chill out dude! We don't work for no Bowzer!"
"Ah-HAH! How did you-a know his-a name was 'Bowser'!"
"DAMNIT! Suck it, Plumber!"
"Uhh, I don't think so, Scoob." dew-dew-dew (they go back down the pipe)
In the next opening, they seemed to emerge inside a large white swimming pool. But to their horror, a massive shadow went over them. They looked up to see a giant Donkey Kong about to sit on his porcelain throne.
"RAAAH! RACK IN RUH ROLL! RACK IN RUH ROLL!"
Another opening, they were looking across at a vertical wall of stone and lush vegitation... untill they realised they were looking down out of Lincoln's nose at Mt. Rushmore.
"Uhh, nope. Wrong hole.
Yet another opening:
"GHHHK!"
Both of their breaths seemed to be pulled out of their lungs, as they looked out from a metallic trench into the coldness of space. They tried to hold their breaths, but their attention was grabbed by some explosions not too far away.
"Use the Force, Lu-- woah, what's that hippie and dog doing there?"
"Huh!"
The X-Wing's pilot was jerked out of focus by his mentor's surprize, but still accidentally pulled the trigger. Scooby and Shaggy just ducked back inside the hole, with two firey Photon Torpedos following behind.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
Shaggy and Scooby dashed with surprizing speed back into the tunnel, and speeded down the last tunnel, the flames still fast behind them. They charged through it, and found themselves on the outside of a building. Looking back, they saw the bathroom they started in. Looking down, they saw what looked like a mutated demonic paradactly/bird flapping idly below them.
"Oh, right town."
"Wrong relevation."
"'Elevation'?"
"Reah."
They fell a full three stories, smashing into the bird thing on the way down, and landed in a painful pile into a large garbage bin below.
