Chapter 15, by BergSTF
Harry Mason had wound up outside a rusty hospital. Entering inside, he was informed that he could wait in Examination room one for a consultation. Thinking that his daughter might be in the hospital, he went inside. Surely the doctors would know.
"I knew you'd come," a voice rang out.
"Huh? Who're you?"
"Dahlia Gillespie."
"I'm looking for someone."
"The girl, right?"
"Yes, my Cheryl."
"You can find her in your heart."
"Not a good enough answer."
"How about in a cage of petty desire?"
"Where would I get one of those?"
"At the other church."
"Alright, I'll get going then!"
"Fires of Hell!"
"Excuse me?"
"Sorry, Occultourettes syndrome."
"Oh, I understand Mrs Letterbox."
Harry opened the door and skipped out of the hospital, while a doctor came into the room.
"You have a touch of Gas. Take two of these pills and don't call me in the morning."
"Why not?"
"I don't start caring until… never."
Doctor House watched his patient leave the room.
"Right! Whose next?"
Flipping through his schedule, he saw a 'Mr P. H. Diddy.'
"Hurry up and get in here before my other leg dies."
Sckrch. Screech. The ungainly gentlemen with the triangular head came in through the door.
"Leave…"
"Look, this is my hospital. I say when I leave."
"Get out of this town…"
"Is that a knife?"
"Get OUT!"
"Fine. I'm getting my motorcycle."
"GO!"
"Alright. That's enough."
Doctor House rolled up his sleeves.
"Come on!"
Pyramid Head dropped his knife and took up a fighting stance. Pow! Bang! Dr House landed several punches knocking Pyramid backwards.
"Not good en..."
House was abruptly cut off when Pyramid Head grabbed him by his leg and hurled him into a wall.
"Hadoken!" cried House, hurling a flaming medical journal at Pyramid Head.
Seemingly frustrated, Pyramid Head grabbed his knife and swung at House.
"Cheater," House said running for the door, "We'll finish this another time!"
Joe Romersa, in the next examination room, began to sing once more.
Cheating evil monster…. Was too much for… House.
Dark… and dingy hospital… Something…. Creepy voice…