Chapter 16: By Xuncu. R U Sure? SureRLLY. ZOMG.
Scooby, Shaggy, and slightly squished pterodactyl-bird's momentum was painful, and knocked the whole damn garbage can over, But the rubbish was able to save all their lives. Scooby and Shaggy lay face-flat in liquids best not described on the alley floor, when they hear the highly irate shrieking of the bird-thing in front of them.
SKRAAAA!
They stared at the pissed-off demonbird, it's wing dislocated by the fall, but still managing to waddle close and closer to them, rising to it's full standing height. Their eyes bulged in horror, when, suddenly, from behind the garbage can, a greenish blob shot out of the garbage and attacked the bird face head-on.
SKREEEEEEE!
When the thing first passed then, it had smacked them both in the back of the head, smashing them both face-first again into the abysmal slurry of floor-fluids. They looked up again, their faces dripping, to see what looked like a greenish jellyfish, with metallic mandibles where the tentacles ought to be, chewing on the bird's face. The bird itself lay still, it was no match for the little Metroid.
"Woah, Scoob. Dig that crazy invertebrate!"
The metroid finished the bird's energy, and zoomed onto Shaggy's head, where it attempted to chew for a few moments.
"Heh he, that's tingly!"
It seemed to spit at Shaggy for a moment, then swooped over onto Scooby and gnawed on his head, too.
"Reh heee hee hee hee!"
"Woah, I feel a little woozy. Freddy's got gooooooooooood stuff, man... Heh, that Jelly's a cuddler. Let's call him Cuddles."
"Reh heh... heh heh heh... reh..."
"Oh, man, I got the munchies."
Cuddles the Metroid spat at Scooby in disgust too, and hovered off to find a more appetizing meal.
"Bye bye, Cuddles."
"Rye!
"SKREEEEE!"
They watched as Cuddles flew down the corner and turned out of view, and they noticed a lit sign across the street that read "IHOD."
"Hey, Scoob, dig it! Maybe they got food. Let's go."
They both stood up quickly, and the blood rush and energy loss sent them into a semi-alert drunken waddle as they walked towards the sign.