Harry Potter and the Superlative Ability
By Silent Affliction
Disclaimer: All characters and plot lines mentioned in the official Harry Potter series are copyright J.K. Rowling. Copyright infringement not intended.
Hi. I'm debating whether or not to trash this story, seeing how HBP is out. Tell me what you think, ok? Thank you.
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Two years later, at exactly 11:41am, Salazar Slytherin walked into Harry's room and shook the boy awake. In return, all he recieved was a grunt from the sleepy teen. And everyone knew you didn't ignore Salazar Slytherin, King of Snakes and Master of Stealth.
"AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
Harry jumped out of his bed as two gigantic cobras wound around his body, wand out and fully awake. The snakes vanished from around his legs, and he lowered his wand to Slytherin's raccous laughter.
"To what do I owe to this pleasure, Sally?"
Salazar's smiling face turned instantly to anger as he said, "I thought I told you to never call me that again."
"Sorry."
"No, you aren't. But that isn't the main issue at hand. It's time for you to return, lad."
Harry's face brightened. "Wicked!" At Slytherin's disapproving glare, he said quickly, "excuse me, I meant to say, my gratitude shall forever be yours to keep."
"Very good." Salazar stared at the wall behind Harry and told Harry to press against it with his body. The next thing Harry saw was the ceiling of his bedroom in the Potter mansion, with Ron's colassal snoring forcing itself through the walls. He rolled over and fell asleep in a matter of seconds.
"Harry, dear, rise and shine, love! It's your special day!"
"Nnnnggg...Alright..."
Fred and George piled on top of his bed, shaking his body horribly and chanting, "HARRY IS SIXTEEN! HARRY IS SIXTEEN!"
Mrs. Weasley clucked her tongue.
"Can't you think of something better than that? That's weak," Harry groaned.
"Too early-"
"In the morning-"
"Mate."
"And yet you can think clearly enough to finish each other's sentences?"
Fred and George were interrupted in their lunatic denials by Ron's arrival, who pounced on the trio and pulled them off the bed and into the floor. Harry jumped away before the group hit the floor and was saved from recieving a flattened face. The three Weasley brothers, however, were not so lucky.
"AHHHHH-NNNGGGG...GEROFF!"
"BLAGHHHHH-MMMNNNNGGG...RON, YOU PRAT!"
"SHHHHHLLLLLLL-MMMMNN..."
"You are all such immature little boys! Except for you, love, you've just been victimized by these three," Mrs. Weasley fussed. She didn't approve of her boys being so ruthless, and doing something so juvenile in front of her garenteed a ticket to Molly Weasley's Lecture Hour. Harry could see the exasperation on their faces.
"Get to your rooms and dress, boys," Molly glared. "We have a party to attend."
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