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Ch.6 Hello Pitsy
Grumbling Dexter stomped down the stairs and into the kitchen, he had spent hours trying to clean up the spill on his universal travel machine, but so far no luck-the circuits were fried and had to be replaced, a process which would take days to complete. The day had been long and now he required food and a little down time. Opening the refrigerator he selected half of a pastrami sandwich and retreated to the living room. His blonde haired father had fallen asleep snoring on the couch, a river of drool was falling from his mouth.
Shaking his head Dexter sat on the opposite side of the couch and turned on the television.
"Hey! Call now and win a million dollars!" A commercial greeted him.
Dexter flipped the channel, "Congratulations Danny!" A game show host announced to an excited young man with black hair and a white shirt, "You've won our grand prize."
Dexter changed the channel again, "And police are still investigating the death of a young man." An anchorwoman announced.
Dexter raised his eyebrow, "It appears as though the youth was pushed off of a hundred story building and plummeted to his death." The woman continued, "But before this tragedy came about several witnesses claimed to have seen a white flash of light explode at the top of the STAR building in the financial district-the building which the youth fell out of."
Dexter dropped his pastrami on the floor, "Can it be?" He asked himself, "Did my machine really work after all?"
'Sir, could you tell us what you saw?" A reporter asked a witness.
"All I saw was this big flash of light and a little while later this guy fell screaming and landed on top of a taxi cab!" The witness said.
"Oh no!" Dexter realized, "My machine worked after all! Someone got sucked into our dimension! I better get down there to see the extent of the damage!"
Dexter hopped off the couch and turned to the door when he saw an all too familiar shape step in front of him.
"Hi Dexter!" Dee Dee shouted so loud it was a miracle that Dexter's dad remained asleep.
"Not now Dee Dee!" Dexter growled, "Something is happening and I need to leave!"
"Ohh your not allowed to leave the house alone." Dee Dee informed him.
"Watch me!" Dexter challenged.
"Okay then I guess I'll just tell mom and dad about your little secret." Dee Dee sneered.
Dexter turned to her, "You wouldn't, would you?" He asked.
"Watch me." Dee Dee turned to her dad and began shaking him.
"No Dee Dee, no!" Dexter shouted, "I'll do anything just don't tell him!"
"Than take me with you than." Dee Dee said.
"No, I will do no such thing!" Dexter announced.
"All right then. DAD!" Dee Dee shouted.
Dexter leapt up and covered her mouth just as his father turned over. Luckily he remained asleep.
"Okay, okay." Dexter whispered, "You can come with me, but just be quiet."
"That's a good little Dexter!" Dee Dee joked, "So where are we going?"
"I need to look for something in the city." Dexter said leading her out the door.
"Ohh can we go shopping?" Dee Dee asked.
Dexter groaned, "We'll see."
The door slammed and Dexter's dad awoke, "Uh what's going on?"
He sat up and slipped on the stray pastrami sandwich, screaming he fell backwards into the couch knocking it over. Groaning he rubbed his head as the news continued on,
"Just in we have just gotten word that Townsville bank is being robbed, the police will be arriving on the scene shortly."
Strolling down the sidewalk I take time to admire the city when I turn the corner to a bank, looking at a window I see a small pink face that's all too familiar to me. Pitsy. The small disgusting gnome has a shotgun in hand and is shouting at someone I can't see. Grinning I quickly make my way across the street, turn invisible and like Neo I leap into a second story window and crash into the floor. Pitsy turned to the female accountant and viciously smacked her over the head with the butt of his gun.
"Shut up you little bitch!" He shouted.
She fell limply to the floor, Pitsy rubbed his eyes and looked around, "Where the hell am I? And where are the other guys?"
Pitsy heard a window shatter and stiffened his back, he quietly walked down the hallway with shotgun raised and peering through various open doors to see who had came in. I was following him, my body invisible and footsteps silenced, all the while I was trying my best not to giggle. Pitsy heard a gush of air and turned to the side,
"Whoever you are show yourself!" He demanded.
"Okay." I say aloud.
He turned and that's when I knocked his shotgun out of his hands. Pisty must of thought I was a ghost, for he turned with a scream and my hand dashed out and caught him by the collar. I hoisted him high above my head and listened to his pitiful cries for mercy,
"Let me go, I'll go straight I promise!" He whined.
"Promise this!" I shout and threw him against the plaster wall.
Pisty crashed into the wall and he fell into the bank lobby. He reached into his jacket, withdrew a revolver and began firing in all directions, I was right beside him. A low blow in the groin was enough to get him on his knees, I could hear his wheezing gasps for breath.
"What are you?" He asked.
I turned visible and he looked straight into my eyes, "I don't believe this!" He said, "Your dead!"
"No Pitsy, your dead!" I announced and that's when something crashed through the roof.
"Hold it right there!" A voice commanded.
I looked up and saw that the intruders were none other than Blossom, Bubbles, and Butter cup-the Powerpuff Girls.