AOU: I probably won't download Konoha and Sand Shinobi until tomorrow so just hang in there, please!

Sasuke: Another new story...yay...

AOU: The first chapter stars...

Shino: me

AOU:...uh, right!

Disclaimer: Alchemist of Uchiha does not own Naruto. At all.

AOU: Now that that's out of the way, let's just get on, shall we?

FIC START

It was a nice day in Konoha and Aburame Shino was just taking a walk through a jolly little forest when he decided, that, rather out of the blue, he should really have something to do other than collecting bugs. Soon, he would collect the entire population of Konoha bugs and he'll be bored again unless he releases all the collected bugs and re-collect. But that' s just a stupid idea.

"Maybe I should join a club." He thought to himself, shrugging. "Or maybe not." He did eeny-meeny-miney-moe and ended up with 'join a club.'

So he walked around for a little while and saw Lee, sitting on a rock and pulling petals of a flower. "She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not..."

Shino decided to just get this over with. "Lee." He said stoically. Lee jumped off the rock immediatly. "Shino! What's the matter? Is it Sakura-san? Was she kidnapped by random Amegakure no Sato shinobi? Oh my dear lord!" Lee slapped his cheeks dramatically and gave a loud 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" of dispair.

Shino sweatdropped. "Uh...no. I was just wondering whether you knew a club I could join."

"A club?" That piqued Lee's interest. "Of course I know a club! I know a 'Love-Gai club', a 'Eat-Brownies-till-you-explode club', a 'Karate-club' and a 'Laugh-club'! Which do you want to join?"

Shino just gave him a blank stare, then poofed away. Well, it wasn't a poof. It was actually a BZZ, cause he poofed away using a cloud of kikkai bugs. Lee coughed as some of the bugs went up his nose and mouth, because he had been opening his mouth stupidly at the time. He should really stop doing that. Lee thought sadly to himself.

Shino mentally slapped himself for being so stupid he asked LEE of all people for help. He spotted Tenten sitting at the Survivor's Training grounds with Neji and he walked over to them, calling out, "Neji. Tenten." The two looked up. Neji looked annoyed and Tenten was just...blank.

"What?" Tenten asked, flipping out a kunai and began twirling it around and around on her finger.

"Do you know a club I could join?" Shino asked, cutting right down to the chase. Neji looked, if possible, even more annoyed.

"You interrupt our training for a question as stupid as THAT?" He exclaimed, about to give Shino the Jyuuken of the century when he remembered the bug problem. So, he slowly put his hand down, upset that he couldn't give Shino the Jyuuken of the century because of a few billion stupid bugs.

"Um...I'm in the Weapon-Lovers Kunoichi guild." shrugged Tenten. "But you have to be a girl to join."

"I'm in the Byakugan Guild but you have to be Hyuuga to join." Neji said loftily. Tenten grinned dopily at him. "What about the latter guild?"

Neji glared at her. "Don't say a word." He snarled, battle aura flaring. Shino's interest was piqued. "What?" He asked.

"Neji's in the I-Love-Bunnies guild!" Tenten managed to choke out in a coughing fit. Neji started chasing her and Shino just laughed on the inside. But he didn't laugh on the outside for some strange reason I shall not tell you. Well, Shino didn't tell me so I don't really know either.

Shino left the Training Grounds where Neji was still chasing Tenten around in circles and went to the ramen shop. He found Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto there. Naruto was wolfing down ramen like there was no tomorrow, Sakura was drinking water and Sasuke was just sitting there, inspecting a mission report thing they had to hand in. "Hey, Naruto, you made a typo here, here, here, here, here and there." Sasuke said, pointing out the mistakes to the careless blonde.

"Ah, whatever." Naruto said, starting to drink the soup of the ramen. Shino entered at that moment.

"Do you guys know if there's a club I can join?" He asked. Sakura shook her head. Sasuke thought for a moment. "Do you have a family."

"...Yes."

"Oh. Too bad." Sasuke shrugged and went back to his inspection.

"Ramen lover!" Naruto laughed maniacally, muttering something like, "Ramen ducks will someday rule the world!"

Shino knew he wouldn't get much help out of here so there was only one hope left!

Kiba.

He knocked on Kiba's door and heard many barking and many voices yelling, 'Shh! Shh! Shh!" Shino was wondering whether it was a bad time and whether he ought to leave. He was about to BZZ away when Kiba opened the door. His hair was all over the place and Akamaru was sitting loyally on his head. "Oh, hey, Shino!" He waved.

"Kiba." He paused dramatically. "Do you know a club that I can be in?"

"A club?" Kiba looked blank for a minute, then brightened. "Sure! I know one! Meet me here at 5:00. Kay? Kay. Bye!" He slammed the door in Shino's face without even waiting for a response. Shino seriously doubted whether Kiba was a good idea but he decided to just stare there until 5:00

(5:00)

Kiba came out and laughed, "Hey, Shino! Why didn't you leave?"

"...There was nothing else to do." Shino shrugged. Kiba shrugged too, then dragged Shino off to the meeting club area.

Everybody there had a sort of animal. Rabbits, dogs, cats, wolves, snakes, mini-dragons, foxes, crows and more. Shino wondered what club this was and as if Kiba read his thoughts, he exclaimed, "The Animal Lovers club!"

Shino frowned.

"WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER WITH US TODAY!" shouted a very over-enthusiastic voice on the stage. Some guy in a tuxedo walked upstage with a snowy owl perched on his shoulder. "HIS NAME IS ABURAME SHINO! AND HE IS FRIENDS WITH INUZUKA KIBA!"

"Yay!" Everybody in the room started clapping. Shino didn't move. Kiba was laughing his head off as he drank from a bottle of root beer. Akamaru barked happily. Okay...This was odd.

"NOW, LET'S BEGIN THE MEETING! SHINO, COME UP HERE AND TELL US A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF!"

Shino went upstage and cleared his throat. "My name is...Aburame Shino." Silence. "I like bugs." Everybody started clapping and some random guy yelled, 'Show us your bugs!'

He heard Kiba vaguely start saying "Don't do it, Shino! You'll scare the hell out of 'em!" But it was too late. Shino extended his arms and kikkai bugs flew out from under his sleeves. Kiba muttered something then dashed out, Akamaru behind him.

Everybody screamed then dashed out after Kiba. "UH...LATER, FOLKS!" Shouted the tuxedo man as he ran away. Shino didn't move. He frowned sadly.

That's why he hated clubs.

AOU: More next time! I don't know, these things are just random little ideas!

Sasuke: you're starting to like Shino for some reason

AOU: I dunno. Anyway, review please! Ja!