Peach had a plan. A devious plan.

"A MARVELOUS PLAN!" she shouted. Fortunately, no one was around to hear her. She blushed at her schizophrenic moment and then continued forward to Bowser and GW's room.

She approached the door and rapped on it three times. She heard what sounded like grumbling from the other side, and then shuffling. When the door opened…

"Whuh?" Bowser said stupidly.

"Hello, Bowser," she said, putting on her beauty pageant smile. "May I come in?"

Bowser blinked a few times and then finally registered what was happening. Princess Peach wanted to visit him! He hopped away from the door and let her inside.

"Whatcha need?" he asked, hoping that he didn't sound crude in front of the princess (which of course he did…)

"Oh, I was just wondering…how would you like to help me decorate the house…"

Bowser' face sank.

"with whipped cream?"

and then lit like a neon sign. "That would be great!" he yelled happily. "I love vandalism!"

Peach continued smiling at him. "I think it might be a fun little trick to play on everybody. You know, increase the mayhem around here. Which, I might add, is nonexistent…"

"You got that right!" Bowser shouted. "Where's the cream?"

Peach raised her eyebrows and giggled. "In the pantry, Bowser! Where else would it be?"

Bowser let out a little smoke from his nostrils.

"When?" he asked.

Young Link also had a plan. Unlike Peach's, however, it was not brilliant. He, Young Link, was going to steal the Master Sword from Adult Link! He sat on his bed and drummed his fingers together in an evil manner.

"What are you doing?" Link asked from the other end of the room. He was trying to play Sudoku, but his younger self was acting to strangely for him to concentrate.

"I'm concocting an evil plan!" Young Link shouted gleefully. "Now leave me alone."

Link rolled his eyes and went back to his game. After a few minutes, he stood up and stretched. "I think I'm going to go visit Zelda," he yawned. "Good luck with your idiot plan."

"Yessss…" Young Link hissed.

Link rolled his eyes and stepped out of the room.

"YOSHI!" Yoshi shouted in triumph. He had finally, finally, finally caught that stupid rodent ad turned him into a rotten egg! Ah, what glory! He skipped away from the area, occasionally kicking his legs repeatedly in midair.

Five seconds later, Pikachu broke out of the shell. "Pika…PIKA!" he screamed. Which, roughly translated is… "Jerk…THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE!" He then let out electricity from his mouth and scampered off to meet with Pichu.

The next morning, Ganondorf got out of bed, changed from his white squirrel pajamas into his standard outfit, and then wandered into the dining room. Since he was half-asleep, he didn't notice anything wrong until he tripped over a stray oxygen molecule and fell into…

"What the…" he tried to say. However, it came out more like "Whtha…" because his mouth was full of whipped cream! He started to get incredibly angry, but then his taste buds activated and he let out a deep, blissful sigh.

"Aaahhhhh…"

He waded through the dining room and found their stores of pop-tarts. As he sat down, he noticed his roommate entering the room.

""Morning, Ganondorf," the captain muttered with a smug expression on his face.

"Yeah," Ganondorf replied. He then turned into Ganon and brandished his two blades.

Falcon paled and made a squeaking noise.

"That's enough, boys," Samus said, entering the room wearing her Phazon Suit. Behind her were the Ice Climbers, who began playing in the whipped cream, thinking it was snow.

"Hey, why do they count as one person, anyway?" Captain Falcon grumbled. Ganondorf reverted to his human form and began eating.

"Because they count as one when we go Smashing, fool," Samus sighed. "And don't talk to me."

Captain Falcon placed his smug expression back on his face and then left to find his usual breakfast grape.

Ness then entered. "Hey, have you seen my bat?" he asked. "I can't find it anywhere, and Luigi hasn't seen it anywhere."

"That's a-right!" Luigi said, trailing in behind his roommate.

"Well, I haven't," Samus responded. "You might ask Young Link, though. I heard Link telling Zelda that his younger self is plotting something devious."

At this point Dr. Mario and Mario entered the room. Like usual, they were arguing about their split identities.

"I'm the real Mario!" Dr. Mario said.

"I'm-a the real –Mario!" Mario yelled.

"I have a high-paying job!" Dr. Mario shouted.

"I have a real-a franchise!" Mario retorted. The two then began to beat the coins out of each other and go on mad scrambles to collect them.

"Ugh…do I have to play babysitter to everyone?" Samus sighed. "AND GET OUT OF THE WHIPPED CREAM!" she shouted to the Ice Climbers, who were burrowing tunnels under it.

Peach and Bowser then entered the room while The Phantom of the Opera played in the background.

"Huh?" Peach looked up at the ceiling. "What's going on?"

"Whoops, wrong CD." Master Hand's voice boomed over the intercom. The music then switched to This Love by Maroon 5.

"Stop it!" Bowser shouted. Master Hand pressed the intercom button again and laughed maniacally.

"I don't like this song," Captain Falcon said as he reentered the room.

"Stop complaining!" Samus shouted.

Ganondorf quickly scarfed the rest of his pop-tart and hurried out of the room, hoping that he could somehow escape his idiot roommate. Samus quickly followed, hoping to escape said idiot. Captain Falcon raised his fist after them, then turned to the Ice Climbers and attempted a Falcon Kick. Unfortunately for him, they managed to hide in their tunnel, and his kick was burned out by the whipped cream.

Peach turned to Bowser and winked at him. Bowser fainted.

After a minute of general mayhem, Ness left the room to find his bat. As he left, Pichu stormed in (no pun intended).

"Pi?" he asked. When no one responded, he decided to eat the whipped cream on the floor.

Jigglypuff sat in her room, practicing her singing and making a general ruckus. Kirby tried desperately to stay awake, but he just…couldn't…Occasionally Jigglypuff would wander over and slap him, but he would merely fall asleep again at her next song.

"Jiggly…puff…Jigglypuff…JIGGLY…puuuuuufffff…" she sang into the mirror. Kirby snorted.

Suddenly the door flew open and a hurricane-like wind entered the room! Jigglypuff turned and glared, but no one stood in the doorway. She stomped over to the door and poked her head outside…

There was a brief sound of something being cut. Jigglypuff looked up and…

"Jiggle-" she began, but her words were cut off as the ceiling lamp fell on her. Her body disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

(1 down, 23 to go.)

When Jigglypuff awoke, she was in a bizarre little factory. There was a whole lot of chocolate…

"Welcome, Jigglypuff," a voice said. She turned around, and was greeted by a female wire frame.

"Jiggly?" she asked.

"This is the Magical Food Processing Place. We make the food that you eat. We also make the chocolate that the statue is going to be made out of…"

Jigglypuff glared at her companion. No one had said anything about the statue being made out of chocolate…

"So, anyway, as your punishment for losing, you get to be our slave until the competition is over! You have to work form 9 a.m. to midnight making the chocolate for the statue. Bye!" The wire frame ran away before the enraged Pokemon could put her to sleep and then Rest.

Jigglypuff snorted, and then turned and began eating the chocolate.

So that was the first true chapter! I basically decided not to have them really die because that would deviate from SSBM rules. Which I now realize was incredibly stupid, but oh well. I have a surprise, though, if you can wait 'til the end for it... :P