Link sat and watched as his two fellow swordsmen dueled each other. Of the two, he honestly felt that Roy was better – he was stronger and more willing to fight.

Young Link sat and stared dreamily at the two warriors fighting. I can't wait until I get my hands on the Master Sword…and then I will be able to PWN THEM ALL!

"Mwahahahaha!" he laughed. His older form rolled his eyes and toppled his chair over. Young Link then ran out of the room so he could continue concocting his evil plan.

"Where's that idiot off to this time?" Marth asked.

"Who cares?" Link responded.

The two of them continued dueling until, once again, they were both too exhausted to continue.

Roy staggered over to a chair near Link. "Luigi told me that the kid stole Ness' bat," he panted.

"Wouldn't put it past him," Link muttered.

Marth then collapsed in the chair next to Roy. "So what'd you make of Jigglypuff?"

By now, they had all witnessed the scene of Jigglypuff's "murder". So far, no one had any idea what to think – pretty much anyone could have dropped a chandelier on the puffball. Apparently, Kirby was the only Smasher nearby, and he had been put asleep by her singing. Apparently.

"I think it was Sh-" Roy began. Link then pulled out his Master Sword and smacked Roy with it. He fell to the floor in an unconscious daze. "No one blames the girlfriend!" Link shouted.

Marth snorted. "I think it was Kirby," he said. "Perhaps he had inhaled something and then spat it out at the rope holding the chandelier."

"That's right, you do!" Link yelled. He then stomped out of the room while Marth rolled his eyes.

As he rounded the corner, he tripped over Pichu.

"PI! PI!"

Mewtwo rounded the corner. "He wants to know if you've seen Yoshi," the PokeGod murmured. "And while we're on the subject of missing people, have you seen Mr. Game and Watch?"

Link pointed down the hall. "GW's down there," he said. "I don't know where Yoshi is, though."

Pichu began to throw a fit on the floor. Mewtwo floated off down the hall, while Link pointed and laughed at the hyper creature. Unfortunately, Pikachu appeared just then, and attacked Link. The three of them began rolling around in a giant electric heap.

Falco stuck his head out of his bedroom door. "SHUT UP!" he yelled. The two Pokemon stood up and walked away, leaving a very shocked Link in their wake.

DK entered the dining room. Seeing no one inside, he ran to the pantry and began eating all the bananas he could get his hands on.

"Hey! OW!"

DK stopped and looked at the banana he was holding. It was oddly colored and large, sort of Captain Falcon-shaped.

"What you do here?" DK asked.

"It was Ganondorf!" the bounty hunter yelled. "He got mad at me because I was drawing mustaches on his pictures of Nabooru, and he threw me in here!"

DK blinked, and then released the talking banana. It ran out of the room, swearing vengeance on the Gerudo king.

"Head hurt. Need sleep." DK said.

Ganondorf lay on his bed, trying to erase the mustache that his retard of a roommate had drawn on his favorite picture of Nabooru. As he worked, Dr. Mario and Mario walked past his room.

"I have a loyal brother!"

"I have Megavitamins!"

"I have Princess Peach!"

"I have Nurse Peach!"

Ganondorf stopped his work for a second to mock the idiocy of the Marios, and then returned to his work.

At this time, however, Captain Falcon ran in with a can of bug spray. "Eat fog, Ganon!" he shouted. He then pushed down on the lid.

Unfortunately for him, no one had told him that the can was empty. He stared at it and began to shake it. When he looked back up, a monster stood before him.

"Crap."

Bowser, meanwhile, was lifting weights in his room. GW had come in recently, after having an extensive talk with Mewtwo about strategies for catching projectiles. What weaklings! Why catch projectiles when you could take them like a man? He snorted, causing steam to flow from his nose.

He had to get even stronger before he and Peach could perform their next trick. The idea was to hurl several bowling balls into the foyer during the night and see what happened. He grinned to himself. Oh, how wonderful it was to have the Princess finally want to spend time with him! Perhaps she would finally fall in love with him and ditch that loser boyfriend of hers.

And, speak of the devil! Here was her loser boyfriend now!

"I have a stethoscope!"

"I have fireballs!"

"I have a nifty coat!"

"I have ninety-nine lives!"

Bowser threw the door open as they walked past, knocking both of them unconscious.

"Fools," he laughed.

DK wandered into his room. It had been such a long day, and that banana hallucination was really beginning to scare him. He clutched his head. "Bad banana…"

He walked over to his bed and threw himself on it. As he landed, the bed fell through a hidden hole in the floor, causing him to plummet into a pool of lava.

(2 down, 22 to go)

"Where?"

DK woke up. "Head hurts!" he shouted, causing the female wire frame nearby to shriek. She then ran away before he could Ground Pound her.

"Factory?" he asked aloud. He shrugged. "Oh, well." He then bent over and proceeded to eat the chocolate flowing out of a fountain.

"JIGGLY!"

Suddenly a surprising force flew into him, knocking him into the chocolate. He floundered a bit, and finally pulled himself out.

"Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! PUFF!" She then punched him in the face, knocking him back into the chocolate.

Alrighty! A little less random fun, but oh well…I'll make the next one really good, though. Be prepared for rocket launcher breath and more Captain Falcon pain…: )