Knock knock knock

"Come in!" Young Link called. The door to his room opened, and Ness stepped in.

"Hey, Young Link. You wanna play baseball with me and the Pokemon?" Ness took a look around the room.

"…Alright," Young Link responded. "But I can't be too long. I'm going to enact phase one of my Evil Plan tonight!"

"Really?" Ness asked, feigning interest. "What is it?"

"I can't tell you! It's an Evil Plan! People don't tell their Evil Plans to people who aren't involved in their Evil Plans!"

"Okay, good point. Shall we go?"

"Sure," Young Link said. "Oh, by the way, did you ever find your bat?"

"Yeah…turns out that Fox and Falco took it so they could play baseball." Ness shrugged. "Go figure, right?"

"Hmm…want me to include them in my Victim List?"

"They aren't already on your victim list?"

"No…"

Ness laughed, and they left the room.

"Ahh…I love this room!" Peach exclaimed.

"How? How can you possibly like all this pink?" Samus snorted. She then noticed Peach's dress and shoes. "Never mind…"

"I like it, too," Zelda murmured. "Not quite as much as my old bedroom at Hyrule Castle, but…it's charming."

Samus threw herself into one of the (pink) plush chairs.

"You know, you shouldn't throw yourself onto things…" Zelda commented Or did you forget about DK?"

'I wonder who killed him?" Peach said to no one in particular.

"I think it was Bowser," Samus said. "Who else would put a hole under a bed?

"I resent that!" Peach shouted. The other two girls stared at her as her cheeks turned as pink as everything else in the room. "I mean…uh…I'm tired. I'm gonna go to sleep."

She crawled under her covers and immediately started pretend snoring.

Samus rolled her eyes. "I guess I'll crash, too." She stood up, stretched, and slid into her bed.

Zelda yawned, and then stood up and left the room to look for Link.

"CHU!"

"Owowowowowow…"

Yoshi tore into the dining room where the Ice Climbers were eating porridge (A/N Don't ask. I have no idea why I made it porridge). Two seconds later, two very angry electric-affiliated Pokemon ran in after him.

The Ice Climbers stared after them for a few seconds, and then returned to their meal.

"PIKA!"

"Owowowowowow…"

Meanwhile, in Ganondorf and CF's room…

"Ganondorf?"

"What?"

"Do you ever wonder if there's a perfect person for everyone?"

Ganondorf sighed. "No. I know it. And mine is one of my most wonderfully rebellious subjects, Nabooru."

Captain Falcon remained silent for three seconds. Then, "What about me? Who do you think I should marry?"

"Satan's sister."

There was silence for another few seconds. "Is she hot?"

Ganondorf let out another sigh. This was going to be a long night…

"At least I'm not a money-grubbing scoundrel!"

"At least I don't give medicine to my opponents!"

"I don't have to wear trousers!"

"I don't have to wear a lab coat!"

Link woke up the next morning in a complete daze. "I want ice cream!" he shouted. Then he started to wake up and realized what a retarded comment he had just made. He turned to his left and noticed that Young Link was already out of bed.

"I wonder where he went…"

He stood up…and then he realized why Young Link wasn't in the room. He walked over to his closet…and…

"NOOOOOOOO!" he cried.

His clothes were gone.

Zelda, Mewtwo, Young Link, and Falco sat in the dining room eating pancakes specially made by Peach.

"These are great!" Falco exclaimed in between pecks. "I've never had food this good since mom brought me mealworms when I was seven!"

"I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that," Mewtwo muttered.

Suddenly, two things happened. First, Peach walked in bearing another stack of pancakes. Second, a very angry Link clad in bed linens charged into the room brandishing the Biggoron Sword.

"I'm gonna gut you!" he shouted at Young Link.

Zelda began laughing hysterically, while Peach dropped the pancakes. This, in turn, made Mewtwo very upset.

"You made her drop the pancakes, you idiot!" Mewtwo shouted at Link. He used his telekinetic powers to yank the covers out of Link's hands, revealing his Nayru-studded boxers. Zelda began rolling around on the floor, while Peach threw her hands in front of her face.

"…" Falco managed to refrain from speaking.

Young Link gave his older form an innocent grin. "Check the girls' bedroom," he proclaimed. "Maybe your clothes are hiding in there."

Link grabbed for the bed sheet, missed, and then ran out of the dining room. Mewtwo snorted and returned to his meal. "Idiot," he grumbled.

Five minutes later, Kirby entered the dining room. "Ooh, pancakes!" he exclaimed.

"Morning, Kirby!" Peach greeted the puffball. "Do you want some?"

"Of course!" he responded, He plopped himself down in a chair near Falco, and then proceeded to eat all of the bird's food. "I'd like seventeen, please!"

Falco glared at him. "Who told you that it was okay to eat other people's food?" he growled.

"My mom did. Why?"

Young Link laughed. "Nice comeback, Kirby!"

"Huh?" Kirby blinked. "What are you talking about?"

"…Nothing." Young Link looked around. "I wonder if Link's found out that his clothes were under his bed yet…"

"I am the greatest!"

"No, I am the greatest!"

"I could easily destroy you!"

"I would mop the floor with your arm!"

The two Marios continued their inane argument as they walked down the hall. Mario claimed that he was better looking, and Dr. Mario said he was more intelligent. Mario said he was stronger, Dr. Mario said he was taller. And so it continued, until…

"I'm the better…huh?" Mario looked to his right, past his constant opponent. Had something…

He suddenly flew backward as a green turtle shell collided with his skull. Dr. Mario watched as his body vanished in a cloud of smoke.

"See? I survived and you didn't!" Dr. Mario taunted.

"Mama mia…"

Mario looked at his surrounding. There was so much chocolate…

"PUFF!"

He looked to his right and saw Jigglypuff punch DK into a vat of chocolate for the 12,683rd . He ran over to see what was going on, not noticing the fleeing female wire frame.

"What's this?" Mario asked.

"Jiggly Jiggly Puff Puff!"

"Huh?"

Suddenly a massive force hit him in the stomach, and he collapsed into the chocolate.

So? Did you like it? You know you did…XD

Will Link ever find his clothes? Will Peach and Bowser go through with their bowling ball plan? Will thee girls ever have that pillow fight? Find out…next chapter!

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