Link ran into the girls' bedroom and began searching frantically for his clothes, muttering assorted curses and threats as he did so. The Ice Climbers walked in, saw the half-naked swordsman talking to himself, and quickly retreated.

After five minutes had passed (and the room was completely trashed) Link ran out of the room and began searching the one he shared with his younger (and, apparently demonic) self. He eventually found all of his clothes under his bed.

They had all been dyed pink.

Zelda and Peach walked into their room together. They were enjoying each other's company, talking about girl stuff, and then…

"OH MY GOD!" Peach screamed.

"HOLY FARORE!" Zelda shouted.

Their room had been demolished. The walls were dented in several places where Link had tried to find hidden panels. The princess' dresses were strewn about the floor, as were Samus' suits.

And speaking of Samus…

"Who touched my suits?" an angry voice came from behind them.

Zelda and Peach turned around and saw Samus trembling in her Light Suit. Sparks flew from her blood pressure indicator, and the reading was stuck on "Have A Nice Afterlife"

"I'M GONNA KILL THAT POINTY-EARED FREAK!"

Zelda bit her lip. "Samus…uh…"

Samus flew around, creating such a powerful wind that the two princesses fell over. She then flew down the corridor to Link's room.

On the way, she met up with someone else.

"Samus!" Captain Falcon yelled. "Ganondorf called me a totalitarian! Make him drink vinegar!"

Samus stopped and slowly turned to face the speaker. "What…did…you…say?" she said between gritted teeth.

"He called me a totalitarian! Punish him and give me toys!" Captain Falcon began jumping up and down in a very puerile manner.

Samus counted five missiles into her Seeker attachment. "I'll give you toys…" she whispered. She fired them.

"EEK!" Captain Falcon screamed, his vocal cords hitting an all-time record. He jumped backwards, throwing his lower legs behind him, and clasped his hands to his mouth.

The missiles connected. As each one hit, Samus' blood pressure indicator began to drop. By the fifth one, it had returned to "calm enough to hit a Space Pirate with the Sunburst".

Captain Falcon stood there, blinking stupidly. He then ran off to the girls' bedroom. "Peach! Samus is being mean!"

Samus returned to her planned route. She entered Link's room and laughed at his pink outfit. She then scolded him on his disorderly conduct and made him promise never to do it again.

"Life is good," she sighed happily as she left his room.

The Ice Climbers, Yoshi, and GW were sitting in the foyer. GW was doing various circus stunts, from tightrope walking to juggling. As he started on his cannon blaster trick, however…

"BOMBS AWAY!" a deep voice shouted.

Suddenly, the room filled with bowling balls! They were everywhere! GW accidentally launched himself from the cannon and flew into Bowser, who was hanging from a rope, while Nana and Popo used their Belay Skill to jump over the threat. Yoshi merely used his mad jumping skillz to evade the assault.

"Ow…" Bowser whimpered as GW slammed into his stomach. "That really hurt!"

Suddenly, Peach appeared! "Eat bug spray!" she shouted. She shook the bottle and fired. Fortunately for her, the bottle had been restocked sine Captain Falcon's misadventure, and so she was able to fill the room with spinach-flavored toxin.

"GAACK!" Yoshi choked as he ran out of the room.

"BEEP BEEP BEEP!" GW beeped.

"Yay! Fun!" the Ice Climbers cheered as they hopped away.

Peach smiled and left the room after them.

"…Huh? Hey! Help me!" Bowser yelled from the ceiling.

Kirby sauntered into the dining room. "Yay!" he cried as he saw a birthday cake was on the table…For him! It was his birthday!

He hopped up and sucked it in. What he didn't realize was that the birthday cake was merely a decoration that had been there since they had moved in.

"Crap."

He popped.

"Huh?"

Kirby was back at the Fountain of Dreams. But he shouldn't be – he didn't know what it was, but something was a little odd…

Suddenly, a HUGE puffball appeared in front of him!

"Who are you!" Kirby shouted.

The figure looked at him with contempt. "I am DietyKirby! You haven't heard of me?"

"…uh, no."

The giant rolled his eyes. "You aren't even supposed to be dead! The competition isn't over yet!"

Kirby looked around. "…so?"

DietyKirby rolled his eyes. Again. "Master Hand paid me good money to make sure that you stayed alive until the competition was over! So…"

"IlikepuddingIlikeSkittlessendthisfluffballbacktotherealworldbecauseIsaidso!" the giant said.

Kirby felt a bizarre sense of vertigo, and then was thrown back into the mansion.

"…uh…alright, then." Kirby said nonchalantly upon his return. He then went on a pantry raid.

Fox and Falco sat in the hangar. While they couldn't actually fly the Arwings, it was nice to pretend.

"Okay! What level are we on?" Fox asked.

"We're at the Z sector somewhere." Falco replied sarcastically.

"I know that!" Fox shouted. I mean what are the coordinates of our location?"

"That sounded so retarded…" Falco sighed. He pressed a series of buttons on the console in front of him. "We're at Planet Zebes."

"Zebes isn't even in our damn universe!" Fox shouted.

"Well, that's too bad! I want to visit Zebes!" Falco retorted.

The two continued their argument. Neither of them noticed one of the spare Arwings turn toward their own.

"We're supposed to be hunting Andross!"

"I wanna go to Zebes! I WANNA GO TO ZEBES!"

The third Arwing fired, and Falco's ship exploded.

When Falco woke up, he found himself in a bizarre factory. He heard a shriek, and turned just in time to see a female wire frame running away from the wrath of his personal deflector. He grunted. Stupid animate inanimate objects…

He heard a scuffle nearby. When he went to investigate…

"Falco, help us!" Mario shouted. He was covered in what looked like chocolate, and he and DK were being beaten by a very angry 'Puff.

"Doy-ya!" Falco shouted. He ran over to the Pokemon and activated his shield, causing her to be thrown 50 feet.

"Thanks." DK grunted as he pulled himself out. "She do that two weeks."

"…uh, okay," Falco said at a loss for words to describe how pathetic that was.

The four Smashers got together and began to devise a plan.

Alrighty! Wasn't that fun? If you said no to that, then I hope Jigglypuff hunts you down and sings you a lullaby. I got some randomness tips from joebthegreat, who I have to laud due to nonexistent legal issues. Joebthegrat, joebthegreat, he always reviews, he's never late, joebthegreat, joebthegreat, Kirby ain't dead but he did eat what's fake, joebthegreat, joebthegreat.

…yeah. Merry Christmas, everyone! I'll update soon. Probably over the next three days.

Valete!