"I can't believe this…" Link sighed to himself. "That boy is so dead!"

He walked into the arcade and saw Marth and Roy playing Mario Kart Double Dash. He meandered over to the swordsmen and watched as they obliterated their opponents.

Marth turned to look at him. "Having a bit of a gender crisis, are we?" he said sarcastically.

Roy gave Link a quick glance, and then turned back to the game. "Since when does wearing pink make Zelda a man?" he asked his companion.

Link glared at the redhead. "I'm going to beat you for that later."

Roy's eyes widened and he turned back to face the speaker. "WHAT THE-!"

"What happened to you?" Marth inquired.

"My young self has pinked my clothes." Link folded his arms. "What do I do? I can't be seen like this!"

Marth ran a hand through his hair. "You could ask Zelda to wash them. I don't think she'd mind."

Link bit his tongue. "I guess…it's not like she doesn't know how evil that kid is, anyway."

Roy's eyes suddenly flew open. "DANGER LINK ROBINSON!" he said (A/N: No, I don't own the phrase "Danger, Will Robinson!"). He then grabbed Link by his pink collar and threw him into the Ferris wheel simulation device.

After a second of silence, the doors to the arcade burst open. "Where's that elf!" Bowser yelled into the room.

Link furrowed his brow. What does he want with me? I didn't do anything to…oh, no.

"If he thinks he can win Peach's affection by dyeing his clothes pink, I'll just have to show him what it really takes to win her love!"

I'm gonna kill that kid! Link thought to himself as he frantically looked for a way to escape the arcade.

"Hey, now, let's just calm down…" Roy said nervously.

Marth brandished his sword. "You'll have to get through us first," he said menacingly to the turtle-dragon hybrid.

The three Smashers engaged in a bloody battle of attrition. As Roy began charging up his B Attack of Painful Fiery Death, Link slid out of the contraption and ran from the room.

Bowser turned his head and saw the fleeing pink person. "PREY!" he shouted. He then charged after the Hylian. Marth and Roy then returned to their regularly scheduled racing.

Young Link entered his bedroom. Phase Two of the Evil Plan – lying about Link's obsession for all things Peach - had worked PERFECTLY! Link was now running to Zelda. And he would be a while…

He sat at his desk and began to commence Phase Three.

"There must be some mistake!" Luigi yelled at his not-exactly brother. "I've been taking my medicine!"

Dr. Mario gave him a grave doctor-like expression. "I'm sorry, Luigi, but it's true. You have…THE CHICKEN POX!"

Luigi began to cry uncontrollably, while Ness patted him on the shoulder. "Don't worry, Luigi," Ness consoled him, "I had them when I was five, and they weren't so bad. I mean, aside from the fact that I was yelled at and rejected by all of my friends and forced to live in a small cage outside of the house so that Tracy wouldn't get them…"

Luigi began bawling even harder. "I wanna live!" he bawled.

"…" Dr. Mario stared at the green-clad plumber dubiously. "It's not deadly, Luigi…"

Luigi immediately stopped crying. "Yahoo!" he shouted, Luigi's Mansion style.

"I don't think I'm going to like this…" Ness muttered.

"I'm so happy!" Peach exclaimed. She was laying on her bed, staring at the ceiling, fawning over her latest success with Bowser.

Zelda rolled her eyes. "Uh-huh. That was really classy."

Peach sat up. "Are you insinuating something?"

"You don't even know what that word means," Samus pointed out.

"Oh, right." Peach grinned. "So who do you think annihilated Falco?"

"Fox!" Zelda exclaimed.

"Bowser!" Samus yelled.

Suddenly, Peach's eyes turned violet! "How dare you desecrate the good Bowser name like that!" she shouted. She then grabbed her pillow and ran over to smother Samus with it. She didn't realize that, since Samus was wearing her Dark Suit, she could not be suffocated in that manner.

Zelda stood up immediately. "Get off of her!" she shouted. She then grabbed her own pillow and began beating Peach with it.

Samus, meanwhile, was charging up her Pillow Beam. "EAT THIS!" the bounty hunter shouted as she fired a mother lode of feathers into Peach's face.

"AAAghlpth!" Peach choked.

The three girls began to assault each other with their feathery weapons, Samus ditching her beam for more conventional weaponry. After five minutes…

"Ah..."

All three girls turned to see Link standing in the doorway, wearing his very pink clothes.

"Ah…Excuse me." He turned around and fled the room.

After a few seconds, Zelda stood up and followed her boyfriend. Peach began fixing her hair, and Samus fell back into her chair and thought about various Wave Beam tactics.

Yoshi crept into the dining room. He needed to find those dratted Pokemon so he could egg them again…

"Looking for someone?"

Yoshi spun around and came face-to-face with Mewtwo. "If you're looking for the high-voltage hazards, I suggest you try their room," he growled. Yoshi tipped his head in thanks and then ran off after them.

Mewtwo glided into the dining room, looking for something to sustain himself with. Finding nothing that looked particularly appetizing, he left and returned to his bedroom. Inside…

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" he shouted at the two explorers.

Not that he couldn't tell what they had done – they had covered the room with snow, presumably found in the Snow in a Can bottles scattered around the mansion. They stared at him gleefully. "We made snow! Come on, play with us!"

Mewtwo stared at them incredulously, and then flew over to his bed and curled up inside it.

Pichu crept out of his and Pikachu's bedroom. He had to find the dinosaur before it was too late! He Quick Attacked his way to the arcade, where he assumed Yoshi would be. When there was no one inside, he ran to the dining room. Still no one…

Or was there? He scampered inside. "Pichu?" he asked timidly.

He felt a burning sensation, and then vanished in a cloud of smoke.

When the Pokemon woke up, he was in the chocolate factory. "Pi?" he asked, not expecting a response.

"It's about time you woke up!" a gruff voice shouted. Pichu looked over and saw Falco standing next to a large mechanism. He also saw a purple thing running behind him, hoping to avoid a thunder-filled death.

"Pi?" Pichu asked.

Jigglypuff appeared from the other side of the machine. "Jiggly!" she exclaimed.

"We're trying to think of a way to get revenge on Master and Crazy Hands for putting us through this," Falco explained to the mouse. "So far we have nothing."

Pichu began to ponder.

How to do this?...