Link trudged into his room, hoping that Little Satan wasn't present to make fun of his ridiculously white clothing. Zelda had had "a little trouble" getting the pink out with her magic, so she bleached them and said she would dye them later.

Fortunately, Young Link wasn't in the room. He let out a sigh of relief and walked over to his bed. As he approached, he noticed an envelope…

To my one true love

His eyes widened. A love letter? Zelda never wrote him love letters…

To my honeylambkin,

Meet me in the attic at twelve-thirty.

Your incredibly sexy Zelda

Link stood there for a moment in utter shock. After several minutes of recovery, he looked over at the "alarm cloq" next to his bed. Five-thirty.

"This should be interesting…" he muttered to himself.

"Samus?"

The bounty huntress turned from her dishwashing to see a very humble-looking Captain Falcon standing behind her.

"What?" she responded.

Falcon let out a sigh. "I've been wondering…do you believe in true love?"

Samus groaned. "I told you I'm not going out with you."

"No! It's not that…" He looked at the ground. "I just want to know. Do you think I'll find love?"

"No."

Falcon immediately returned to his normal arrogant self. "I can't believe you didn't fall for that!" he yelled. He then stormed out of the room.

"Retard…" Samus said as she returned to her dishes.

Five minutes later, Ganondorf walked in. "Captain Falcon wants me to tell you that he's crying in our room in an exceptionally manly way."

"He's a moron," Samus muttered.

"At least you don't have to sleep in the same room with him every night until this is over!" Ganondorf griped.

"…Yeah, it really doesn't get worse that that…"

Suddenly Pikachu entered! "PIKA PIKA PIKA!" he wailed, throwing himself on various tables and counters for dramatic effect.

"What's with him?" Samus asked.

"He's just upset because Pichu got maimed by The Psycho Killer," Ganondorf answered. "Personally, I miss him too. He did such a good job of electrocuting Link…"

Samus turned to face her companion. "Hey, Ganondorf…" she began.

"What?"

She hesitated for a second as Pikachu ran out of the room.

"I…uh…"

Before he knew it, she was on him. Wow, how did she get her helmet off so fast? he though to himself as they fell backwards.

"Well…" Master Hand asked his guest of honor, Nabooru. "I hope that causes you a significant amount of grief.

Nabooru began screaming…joyfully! Master Hand sweatdropped at his failed plan to spread misery across the earth.

"I finally free of that creep! Now I can finally ask Ingo out!" she screamed gleefully. She quickly stood up and tore out of the room, presumably to ask Ingo out.

"…crap," Master Hand lamented.

Young Link, the Ice Climbers, and Ness were playing Unreal Tournament in the arcade. Ness currently owned the opposition with his Flak Cannon.

"The author does not own Unreal Tournament or the Flak Cannon!" Young Link exclaimed gleefully.

The other three players stared at him dubiously.

"What?" he asked innocently.

"You're kind of stupid…" Ness stated.

The two children began verbally abusing each other, allowing the Ice Climbers to catch up in score.

Suddenly Luigi entered. "I'm a contagion!" he shouted. Nana screamed and ran out of the room, closely followed by Popo.

"Yes! Now we can turn up the air conditioning!" Young Link ran over to the wall and quickly raised the thermostat from its current Phendrana Drifts setting.

The two children continued playing their game. Mewtwo floated in after approximately thirty seconds. "I tire of those children," he growled. He sat down at Nana's chair and began updating his political espionage website.

Ganondorf yawned as he walked into his room. It would be soooo nice to finally get some sleep…

"YOU BASTARD!"

Ganondorf looked up and saw Captain Falcon standing in front of him wielding what appeared to be a rocket launcher. "How dare you make out with my girlfriend!" he shouted.

"It's not good taste to add that many exclamation points to a shout." Ganondorf pointed out.

"Oh. Whoops." Captain Falcon blushed.

"And you should have interjected a few question marks, too. Did you pass English in school?"

"Uh…well…"

Ganondorf used this moment of confusion and humiliation to charge up his uber-darkball thing. Within five seconds, Captain Falcon was wrapped tightly in ropes of dark energy.

"'Night." Ganondorf muttered as he wandered to his bed.

Link sat in his room, waiting. It was almost one o'clock, now…almost time for…

Young Link then entered, looking glum.

"HA!" the elder shouted. "I can't believe you thought I would fall for a love letter!" He then swung the flat of the Master Sword at his younger self.

"Huh?" Young Link asked. He was then knocked out cold.

"Loser…" Link chuckled to himself as he finally went to bed.

The next morning was not a good one for poor, poor, Link.

"How dare you stand me up!" Zelda shrieked as Link entered the dining room. She quickly grabbed a glass of water and threw it in his face. "I can't believe you would send me a letter pining for my body and then would not show up at my rendezvous!"

Link stood there, blinking stupidly. The letter had been real?...

"But…I…."

Wait.

"You said…I sent you a letter…first?" he asked.

She sighed and threw her hands on her hips. "Of course, idiot! Why wouldn't you know…that…"

They stared at each other for a second. And then…

"I'M GONNA KILL THAT KID!" they shouted in unison.

Yoshi poked his head around the corner of the arcade doorway. No sign of Pikachu. That was good. Pikachu desperately wanted to maim Yoshi, apparently believing that Yoshi was the cause of Pichu's sort-of death.

He never looked back into the arcade – if he had, he might have seen the barrel rolling towards him at high velocity.

He let out an "Oomph!" as the barrel crushed him.

When he regained consciousness, he found himself being examined by a purple object. It let out a shriek and fled, hoping to avoid eggization.

"?" he sounded.

"Jigglypuff!"

Yoshi turned and saw Jigglypuff flying at him. He didn't realize that she was attacking until he had been knocked fifty feet away from the chocolate spout.

"Owowowowow!" he shouted as he flew across the room, colliding with Falco along the way.

"Gack! You made me mess up my stealth plan!" the angry bird shouted to Jigglypuff as his cloaking device failed. "Now I have to think of another one!"

Yoshi grabbed his head.

This had been a strange day…

Chapter Complete!

Does Young Link have a Phase Four? Will Mewtwo get a larger role that is more suited to his utter awesomeness? Why is Jigglypuff obsessed with chocolate? All this and more…SOMETIME BEFORE THE FIC IS OVER!

Have a nice day!