Mewtwo floated around inside the arcade. That Game and Watch fellow was already five minutes late! What, was he supposed to wait forever for a little shadow? He charged up a ball of energy and hurled it at Jigglypuff's computer to appease his anger.
He waited. And waited.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
Mewtwo turned to face the incessant noisemaker, who was currently running through the room at a terrible speed.
"Wait! I only wanted to know where Ness is!" Luigi shouted after the flat creature. His body was still covered in the chicken pox, although he was supposed to recover shortly.
"He's eating," Mewtwo said.
"Oh. Thanks." Luigi turned and left the room, allowing an exhausted GW to return.
"That was quite a sight, GW. You do know that you can't contract the chicken pox, right?"
GW formed a no symbol.
"Mmm. Anyway…" Mewtwo teleported to his computer and brought up his black market portfolio.
"Beep beep," GW commented.
"Why, thank you. I also transferred a standard set of those Multi Bottle Rocket's from Ness' world to Fox's account. We'll see if he gets a small surprise when he gets back home, won't we?"
Game and Watch hopped onto his computer and began inputting a few commands. Within seconds, he had ordered a shipment of Mario's Lazy Shell armor.
"Forgot to do this earlier," he typed.
Mewtwo smirked. "I take it that these are for your Corneria excursion?"
GW beeped a response. "Taking over the cosmos is such fun," he typed.
Mewtwo chuckled.
Bowser wandered the hallway, wondering what fun event to plan next. Peach had suggested that he come up with something this time – she had said that she wanted this to be more of a partnership. He grinned at the thought. Partnership! Like couples!
Let's see…I could burn down someone's bedroom…or the hangar! We should plant explosives in the hanger! No, that's not quite what she'd want…hmm…
He thought for several more seconds. As he thought, Link walked past him.
"Ah…hi, Bowser." The swordsman's hand lowered towards his blade. "Do you…uh…ahem…"
Bowser stared at Link, who was now wearing his standard green tunic. Zelda must have cleansed the pink…
Pink!
Bowser roared in triumph, causing Link to squeal in terror and run into Ness and Luigi's room. The king then ran for the girls' bedroom to tell Peach his new plan.
A few seconds later, Link was hurled out of his hiding spot by a very angry telepath.
Young Link, meanwhile, was in the hangar, taking various parts from the spare Arwings and throwing them in a heap.
"What are you doing?" Ness asked as he walked in.
"I'm making a robot." Young Link peeled off some of the armor an Arwing. "I need it for one of the later stages of my Evil Plan."
Ness walked over and examined the parts. "Wow!" he exclaimed. "You could make a Phase Distorter with this stuff!"
"A what?"
"Oh, it's something from my realm. It's like a time machine, I guess." Ness waved his hand dismissively. "By the way, your older self barged into my room earlier."
Young Link raised an eyebrow. "Why, exactly?" he asked.
"Well…I don't know. He looked kind of freaked out."
Young Link tittered. "He should know better by now. After all, you were the one who obliterated him in the last…what? Seven tournaments?"
"Just five," Ness corrected.
"Anyway…hey, could you help me with this?" Young Link indicated some of the parts. "I need them molded a certain way, and I was hoping…"
"Yeah, sure." Ness focused on the metal and it formed into a needle.
"Wow! That's like, exactly how I needed it!" Young Link bent over and began fitting it into another part. "How did you know what I wanted?"
"Hey, I'm a telepath. I know stuff." Ness smiled. "Hey, did you know that Samus is making out with your archrival's worst enemy?"
"…that made no sense at all…"
Ness rolled his eyes. "I mean, Samus and Ganondorf are a thing."
Young Link laughed. "Yeah, I heard that from Falcon. He seemed pretty distraught about it."
The conversation turned to Captain Falcon and various ways they hoped he would die as Young Link's robot began to take shape.
Roy sat up from his nap and yawned. He and Marth had a dueling appointment that he needed to get ready for, and then he was going to play tennis with Dr. Mario. And then it would be dinner, and Peach said she might make Shroom Steak…
Suddenly his eyes flew open. "I SENSE DANGER!" he shouted to himself. He stood up and bolted for the door.
Suddenly the room turned into a vacuum. A terrible force filled it and began dragging him toward the window. He leapt forward and managed to grab the door handle, forcing it open.
Crap, he thought. I can't exactly let go, or I'll go flying out the window…and I can't go forward…Damn!
Suddenly he heard a wonderful noise. It was the sound of…
"I miss Mario," Dr. Mario lamented. "I miss our engaging discussions about life and philosophy…and our girlfriends…" he sighed as he walked down the corridor.
He then heard a strange sound. When he looked around, he noticed that one of the bedroom doors was open…he walked over to it, and…
"AAAAAGH!" he screeched as the vacuum pulled him out the window and into Electrode…
"Phew…I wonder why it stopped." Roy said to himself. He walked over to the window and closed it, then used his fire-based abilities to fuse it shut.
When Dr. Mario woke up, he heard a familiar sound…
"Jigglypuff….Jigglypuff…JIGGLY…pu-u-u-uuuufff…"
He suddenly fell back asleep.
"Okay…" Falco said, "all of the guards are asleep now…" He zipped his way over to the large door that served as the exit. Unfortunately, no amount of power could break it.
"…stuck." DK said morosely.
"No!" Falco shouted. "There must be a way out…"
Pichu walked over to a nearby console. "PIIIIICHU!" he screamed as he let out a bolt of electricity. This, in turn, fried the circuits, which opened the door.
"…nice." Mario said as he pulled out his anti-Sing earplugs.
Will the Psycho Killer exact revenge on Roy for his evasive tactics? Is Roy the Psycho Killer, and just made himself the target to raise doubt? What will happen with the new couple? All this and more…IN THE FUTURE! If you have to know right away, might I recommend Ness' Phase Distorter?
Valete!