"Uhhh…"

Kirby staggered into the dining room – no easy feat, since his legs are nonexistent – and jumped on the table. He had forgotten just how hard it was to fall asleep after eating coffee beans, which had led him to stay up very late the night before.

"Good morning, everyone!" a female voice called. Kirby groaned at the loud noise as Peach sauntered in. "I'm going to make some…waffles…hi, Kirby. Where is everyone?"

"Dunno," Kirby moaned.

"That's so strange. I normally wake up wayafter everyone else…and I was so looking forward to the expressions on their faces when they saw the house…"

Kirby decided to take a look at his surroundings. And, sure enough…

"Pink?" he queried. "That's a new one…" he then fell asleep, his sleeping hat automatically appearing on his head.

"…well, at least this way I get to see everyone's individual actions!" Peach said cheerfully. She traipsed into the kitchen and began cooking.

Samus and Ganondorf appeared thirty seconds later. "What's the meaning of this?" Samus demanded of the princess. Ganondorf stood behind her with a stoic expression on his face.

"What do you mean?" Peach asked.

"I mean PINK!" Samus screeched. "You know how much I hate this color! Listen, just because you have the hots for Bowser doesn't mean -"

There was a clanging sound as Peach discarded the frying pan she currently held and then picked up a churning device. "You sure you want to finish that sentence?" she whispered, brandishing her "weapon" like a sword.

"Bring it, blondie!" Samus shouted.

"Hah! You're blond, too!" Peach shouted.

The two got into a battle of epic proportions, later put in the same category as The Lord of the Rings and Dude, Where's My Car? Ganondorf attempted to jump in and defend his girlfriend, but kept getting thrown back out.

Bowser then walked in. "Peach!" he called.

"Wow, Peach is getting destroyed…" Ganondorf muttered.

"No, Samus is getting destroyed!" Bowser countered. "My one true love could never be defeated!"

Before they knew it, the two males of the group were fighting as well. Meanwhile, Mewtwo flew in and hovered above them, snickering to himself at their poor intellect.

What's going on?

Mewtwo looked forward. Had Ness just sent him something?

Mewtwo? What's so funny?

Mushroom Kingdom versus Ganondorf and Samus, Mewtwo thought back. Where are you? I haven't heard from you in a while.

We're in a chocolate factory. How moronic is that?

Mewtwo chuckled. Sad.

Yeah…and the Marios are fighting AGAIN. They can't lay off it for five seconds. I swear they've been doing it in their sleep lately. Anyway, listen – we've been imprisoned in a food processing plant under the Smash Manor – you know, the real one – and we're trying to break out. Could you maybe teleport us one of your rocket launchers?

Mewtwo paused to consider. Sure, he usually charged a lot of money for teleportation jobs, but he liked Ness. I can send it to you, I think. Just pay me five hundred of whatever Eagleland currency is.

Dollars! Dollars! D-O-L-L-A-R-S! Why is that so hard to remember? Ness beamed. Well, whatever. Thanks, Mewtwo.

Is there anyone who can use it? You said yourself that you can't use explosives.

Yeah, Falco. Even if he can't lift it, he can explain to DK how to use it and have him lift it. Besides, what better way to get out of a prison that with a crazy monkey holding explosives, right?

Ness slowly faded out of Mewtwo's brain. He looked around (Ganondorf was helping Bowser up, and Samus was getting ingredients for waffles – apparently they had made up), and then proceeded to the arcade.

Nana and Popo entered the arcade shortly after Mewtwo had finished his transaction. They were going to go rock climbing!

Pikachu appeared as they were getting ready. "Pika pika?" he asked.

"Do you mean you want to join?" Nana asked. The Pokemon nodded his head emphatically.

"Alright, then!" Popo threw Pikachu a set of mountain climbing gear and they began climbing.

"Hey, Pikachu," Nana asked. "Who do you think is the killer?"

Pikachu thought for a moment, and then scrunched his face up.

"Captain Falcon?"

Pikachu nodded again.

"Hee hee! That's what I think, too. Popo says he thinks its Kirby, but I don't see it…" she shrugged.

"I actually asked Kirby what he thought, and he said Young Link. Why would he think that?" Popo shook his head.

"How about because he's a maniacal little freak?" Link answered as he entered the room.

"Oh, come on, Link!" Nana said. "He's not so bad! He's really nice to us!"

"That's because you aren't on his Victims List." Link said darkly. "And did I mention that I'm first?"

"He put you on that list because you told Malon that he was going out with Saria…" Popo pointed out.

Link smiled. "Oh, yeah…that was a good one…why does he care, anyway? It's not like Malon refused to go out with him anyway!"

Nana grinned. "Well, it doesn't matter. Hey, you wanna join us? It'd be nice if we had an even number of people."

"Yeah, sure. It's been a while since I've done this…" Link approached the rock wall. "Where is Young Link, anyway? I hardly see him anymore."

Pikachu cocked his head. "Pika, Pikachu…" He then shrugged so they would understand him.

They began to climb.

Fox walked into the hangar. He hadn't come in here to pretend-fly ever since Falco's disappearance, so he figured he would give it a shot. That is, until…

"What are you doing!" he shouted at the blonde-haired boy sitting amidst the remains of his precious Arwing.

Young Link looked up at him and raised his eyebrows. "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm disassembling your ship to get spare parts."

Fox sputtered. And sputtered. He then turned and ran out of the room, weeping over the loss of his precious Arwing.

Roy and Marth sat in the More Or Less A Living Room. Roy was flipping through a magazine and sitting very, very far away from the window.

After a few seconds Zelda walked in. "Hey, guys, have you seen Link?"

Marth scratched his nose. "I think he's in the arcade," he said.

"Okay, thanks." Zelda turned to leave, and then slowly turned back again. "How about Young Link?"

Roy turned to face Marth. "Isn't he in the hangar?" he asked.

Marth nodded. "Yeah, I think he's been spending most of his time in there lately."

Zelda nodded and once again turned to leave. This time…

"Danger, O Hylian Princess!" Roy flew out of his chair, grabbed Marth's wrist, and began running for the door opposite the one Zelda stood in.

"What?" Zelda called after them. She rolled her eyes and turned one last time to exit the room. As she turned, a fully charged Super Scope blast hit her in the stomach.

"Huh?"

Zelda sat up and checked out her surroundings. There was Ness…and there was DK…

"Did I die?"

Mario and Dr. Mario turned to face her. "Oh, hi Zelda!" Dr. Mario called.

"It's-a Zelda!" Mario called. Zelda noticed a brief flash of pain sear through her at the "-a"

"Man, I wanted to win this thing!" Zelda sighed. "Well, anyway…what are they doing?"

"Hey, Zelda!" Ness called. "Glad you made it! Listen, can you come here? I need help assembling this thing…"

Zelda stood and walked over to Ness. He was trying to build something, apparently…

"What is that?" she inquired.

"It WAS a rocket launcher, until Pichu decided to overload the circuits. Now we have to find out what's wrong with it."

"Oh…" Zelda quickly reassembled the weapon, and then sent a jolt of magical energy through it. It automatically fired a rocket into a nearby wall, revealing a fleeing wire frame.

"See? I just need to give it a push." Zelda grinned.

Will the Smashers break free now that Zelda and Mewtwo are helping out? Will Kirby ever learn that coffee ismeant to be consumed in liquid form? And just what is it with Roy, anyway? More, in a later update. I'll try to be quick, m'kay?

Valete…