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"SPRING BREEEEAAAAKKKKK!" A dark-haired teenager flapped her arms madly, running around the apartment that she shared with her friends. That was, until...
BONK!
"Ow..."
Tifa sighed as she walked out of the bathroom to go help Yuffie up.
"Yuffie, we've still got to go to the dance at school to go to, and it's not even Spring Break yet!" Tifa said, pulling the girl up.
"I know, Teef, but still... SPRING BREAK! SPRING BREAK! SPRING BREA--"
"Could you guys keep it down! I'm trying to find a good dress in my closet!" a very feminine voice rang out of a nearby bedroom.
Tifa furrowed her brow slightly as she walked over to the bedroom door. "Uhh, Aeris? We've got ten more minutes until we have to go, and you haven't even got your dress ready?"
"O.O"
"WHAT!"
"Yeah, Rissy! 'Cuz right now, it's... uh, 7:52!" Yuffie skipped into Aeris' bedroom and bounced onto the bed.
"YUFFIE! I GOTTA GET CHANGED! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!" Aeris shouted, completely grabbing Yuffie, and throwing her out.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Tifa shook her head after applying mascara to her eyelashes. She slipped the lid back on her mascara bottle, and placed it in the bathroom cupboard. Yuffie whimpered as she slowly got back on her feet, brushing herself off.
"Can we go nowww?" Yuffie asked, leaning against the wall.
"Aeris is still getting ready." Tifa stated in monotone, propping down on the couch.
"...Can we go nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?"
...Silence...
"I SAID, 'CAN WE GO NOWWWWWWWWW'!" Yuffie whined, poking her tongue out.
...Everyone ignored her...
"Grrr! WHY IS EVERYONE IGNOR--"
"Okay, I'm ready!" Aeris called out, opening the door. She was wearing a simple pink sundress, with pink heels, and a... pair of pink earrings.
Very pink.
"Eww... Pink's to... girly, Rissy! Why do you wear that junk!" Yuffie commented rudely, while grabbing her purse and heading for the door. Tifa and Aeris followed suit, walking into the driveway where Tifa's Mercedes Benz was parked.
"I happen to like pink." Aeris pouted slightly as she hopped into the back seat of the car.
"Besides, I think it's much better than green." Aeris looked pointedly at Yuffie, who in return, snarled.
"Can you two stop fighting? Anyway... blue's much better than green or pink..." Tifa stated, while starting up the engine.
Everyone remained silent after the uh, 'fight of the colors' until...
"OH SHIT! I FORGOT MY SPECIAL CANDY!" Yuffie shouted, holding her head tightly.
"o.o" Tifa said.
"O.o" Aeris said.
"YOU KNOW! I NEED THAT SPECIAL LOLLY SO I DON'T GET FREAKIN' CAR SICKNESS! Oh, I think I'm gonna..." Yuffie swallowed really hard, covering her mouth tightly.
It took Tifa a few seconds to realize what Yuffie needed, as she put the car to a stop in a parking lot.
SCREEEEEEECH!
Aeris rolled her eyes. "Do we have to stop for this? We're gonna be lat--!", she complained, though was cut off. "Aeris, if you can't even see, we are here! Though it still looks like Yuffie's going to have motion sickness..." Yuffie nodded hurriedly while clasping her hand over her mouth, still. Aeris slightly blushed and sank down in her seat, waiting patiently for once.
Tifa got out of the car and walked over to another door on the vehicle, and opened Yuffie's door. She helped Yuffie out and began walking to the Gym, hopefully getting to the bathroom in time for Yuffie.
"Aeris, you go on without us! I've gotta take Yuffie to the... uh... you know..."
"OH, I THINK I'M GONNA...UGH..."
Aeris nodded and opened the car door, taking a few steps out and watching her two friends struggle. She was thoroughly grossed out when she saw Yuffie throw up on another students' car. "Well...ugh, that saves us from going to the bathroom...ugh, right Teef?" Yuffie murmured, going on all fours for a moment.
Tifa, looking grossed out as well, nodded slowly, helping Yuffie up. Aeris had still been waiting nearby the car, watching the whole scene. She was practically wondering how Yuffie could throw up without ruining her dark green tank top and her 'skorts'. Yuffie didn't even want a dress, but both Tifa and Aeris uh, well... tried to get her in one. Though, failed horribly. Tifa was the one that had sewed up Yuffie's idea of 'skorts' which are actually shorts, though look like a skirt. Yuffie just didn't feel comfortable in a real skirt...
She always used the phrase 'IT'S TOO FUCKIN' GIRLY!'
...And never forgetting to use the colorful language at all...
In a few minutes, the trio had entered the Gym.
"OOH! PART-AY! PART-AY! PART-AY!"
Tifa and Aeris both wondered how on earth Yuffie could recover so quickly.
"What band's playin'?" They heard a teenager not older than them ask.
"I think it's Dir En Grey." Another replied, somewhat excited.
"Awww..." A teen girl whined, obviously not into their 'type of music'
Yuffie, eavesdropping on the conversation, bounced happily into the crowd.
"OOH! I LOVE DIR EN GREY!" she yelled, and for some odd reason, everyone didn't stare at her like she was mad. In fact, many others were doing the same as her.
Aeris and Tifa exchanged looks. "Dir En Grey?" Aeris asked. "I guess... they aren't that bad, anyway..." Tifa bit her lip slightly and walked over to an empty table, putting a few strands of hair behind her ear.
"NOT BAD? THEY ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" Yuffie came bouncing back from the crowd, using her hands and making an... air guitar.
Aeris stared at Yuffie like she was insane, though Tifa couldn't help but giggle at the tomboy.
"Yuffie... everyone's staring at us..." Tifa said, smiling at the girl. It was true, everyone was staring at them, but the noise was still loud. Aeris though, mentally laughed nervously. Aeris usually wasn't used to this kind of attention.
Yuffie just continued playing her... air guitar and began making odd guitar noises.
Down in the back, three teenagers were viewing the scene with interest. A redhead raised his eyebrow and smirked.
"At least there's something to do here..." he muttered. Reno absolutely did not want to come to this 'Dance of the Queer' as he put it, and neither did his dark-haired friend to his left. Reno didn't know how or why Cloud made him and Vincent go to this dance.
Vincent just stood there, unnoticed by most of the crowd, standing as still as a gargoyle. Him and Reno always wondered how they became friends with Cloud in the first place. True, the three were all best buddies and all, though when it came to girls, Reno and Cloud were sworn enemies. There was once this French exchange student who came to the school, and she really needed a tutor for English. Reno and Cloud both volunteered for it, though Vincent was the one who unwillingly, got the job. After a week of tutoring, Cloud and Reno couldn't stop asking questions, so... Vincent told them the truth. She wasn't... how could he put this? She didn't really go for... guys.
Cloud and Reno distanced themselves from Vincent for a week.
Cloud himself, was enjoying the party. ...Or at least he was trying to. Cloud began dancing lamely, doing all types of dances... including the monkey.
"o.o WTF? Cloud, what the hell are you doing? You look a like a retard dancing like that." Reno leaned against the wall and crossed his arms over his chest lazily. Cloud ignored him, and attempted to break dance, but almost ended up breaking his neck. Maybe that's where break dancing got its name.
Rolling his eyes, Reno leaned over to help Cloud up, and grunted slightly at Cloud's heavy weight. "Gee, you're such a fatass, Cloud." Reno 'complimented' his 'friend'. Cloud frowned at him while brushing his pants off. "Well it's better than weighing as much as someone who has anorexia." Cloud stuck his tongue out at Reno and mumbled a "HAH!". Reno gave an accusing look at Cloud. "HEY! You can't do that! That's what I do!" the redhead whined.
"Maybe you two should speak more quietly." Vincent spoke up, pointing his hand at the stage. Cloud and Reno looked up at the band, who had already spoken to the crowd. They were almost going to begin playing, and the three noticed that everyone's attention had shifted away from the three girls from earlier.
"ZOMG! DIR EN GREY! I LOVE YOU GUYSSSSSS!" Yuffie yelled from far behind.
Vincent looked back in the crowd at the girl, raising an eyebrow. Yuffie caught him looking and gave a friendly wave, while grinning excitedly. Reno caught the slightest tint of pink in Vincent's cheeks and smirked.
"Awww, has Vincy got a crush?" he taunted, putting on a girly voice.
Vincent gave Reno a death-glare, which wiped off Reno's smirk.
Never, ever make Vincent Valentine mad.
Though Vincent wasn't even talking, Cloud told the two off. "Will you two shut up? The band's starting!" The two looked up at the stage as the music started. Many began yelling out to the band. The trio immediately recognized the song as 'Marmalade Chainsaw' - Reno's favorite song. The redhead couldn't help but put on a goofy grin. Even Cloud was grinning as well, seeming as Cloud absolutely LOVED Dir En Grey. Vincent remained with an emotionless face.
The lead singer began singing.
'Kabehitoga ni maita seigyouga shita omae wa monkey
One Twelve Two Eleven Three Ten Four Nine Death Thirteen
Kuchisaki dake no yatsura wo hajike
Ore wa itchatte'masu ka? Sekenyou wa yorokonde'masu ka?
Suck suck suck'em all till the end mine death thirteen
Jitsugen sareta tekubi ga uzuku ain't fuckin' around
Mouth to Mouth
Ugoe wa kikoenai shokeidai wo mioroshite'ru honey
Reizouko ni oshikomerarete'ru no wa gisei no hana
Zessan sareta serial horror show'
Though most of it was practically in Japanese - many people sang along, and most of those people didn't even know the language.
Yuffie was dancing and completely lost control. Tifa even joined her, though wasn't exactly... going nuts. Aeris began humming the tune, finding it quite catchy, despite what she said earlier.
Everyone began singing the chorus.
'Nobody's hell like mine
Nobody's hell like mine
Odoru kimi wa majestic baby
Oranji shikake no thirteen
Nobody's hell like mine
Nobody's hell like mine
Sakebu kimi wa majestic baby
Tokeijikake no death thirteen'
Reno and Cloud were screaming it out loud, and they even noticed Vincent muttering the lyrics. Reno gave him a slap on the back, and sang his favorite part.
'Asobimashou chainsaw de
Suck me'
Now, it was Tifa and Aeris' turn to scream the lyrics. Yuffie gave a huge grin, similar to a Cheshire cat's. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yuffie yelled, jumping onto a table and dancing.
'Bokuchoku in ikite'ru no ga chousho de tansho wa gozaimasen
One Twelve Two Eleven Three Ten Four Nine Death Thirteen
Sakebidashita omae wo hajike
Ore wa itchatte'masu ka? Sekenyoku wa yorokonde'masu ka?
Suck suck suck'em all till the end mine death thirteen
Jitsugen sareta tekubi ga uzuku ain't fuckin' around
Nobody's hell like mine
Nobody's hell like mine
Odoru kimi wa majestic baby
Oranji shikake no thirteen
Nobody's hell like mine
Nobody's hell like mine
Sakebu kimi wa majestic baby
Tokeijikake no death thirteen
Nobody's hell like mine
Nobody's hell like mine
Nobody's hell like mine
Sakebu kimi wa majestic baby
Tokeijikake no death thirteen'
The song ended, leaving many breathing hard from the screaming. Yuffie grinned widely at Aeris and Tifa. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO SANG! WHEEEEEEEEE!" Yuffie began spinning around, though this made her... turn green. Tifa's and Aeris' eyes turned a bit wide.
"Let'sgotothebathroom." Tifa said hastily, gripping Yuffie's left arm while Aeris grabbed the other.
"Yuffie, you've got to be more careful!" Aeris told her, about to open the door, though went falling when Yuffie skipped out of her grip. Tifa almost fell as well, though gained balance right away.
"ZOMG! BLACK EYED PEAS! I LOVE YOU GUYSSSSSS!" Yuffie yelled, cheering.
Apparently, Yuffie already recovered again.
Tifa herself, was getting shoved in the crowd by others, who were shouting 'B, E, P! B, E, P!'
Aeris was practically sprawled onto the floor, cursing at her grazed knee.
"Ugh... stupid Yuffie."
"Excuse me, though are you alright?"
"Ugh, do I look-" As soon as Aeris looked up, she cut out the rudeness.
Cloud was looking down to her, actually acting sensible. Reno suggested that Cloud should stay away from him during the dance, seeming as the attention Cloud was bringing... was just to much. "Uhm, er... I-I accidentally got pushed down h-here." she stuttered, blushing. Cloud chuckled, which gave Aeris a face of confusion. "Err, it's nothing... anyway, do you want some help?" he asked her like she was a three year old. Aeris tilted her head, her hair swaying slightly. She was loosening up around this guy. "You don't have to talk to me like I'm a four year old. I can obviously help myself up, thank you very much." She pushed herself off of the ground, brushing off her sundress before looking back at the blond.
"I'm Cloud. ;-D"
He stuck out a hand. Aeris raised an eyebrow.
'Erm, okay...'
"Okay... My name's Aeris." She shook his hand while smiling slightly.
'He seems like such a doofus... xD'
Cloud nodded his head, still shaking her hand.
They were sorta interrupted when it was becoming extremely loud. The two stopped and looked over to the stage, where a much different band had set up.
"Okay! Any requests?" a woman with dirty blond hair called out into the microphone.
Any requests? That's what they just say?
Eh, okay.
"MY HUMPS!" a man called out from the audience, receiving many unwanted laughs. The woman chuckled slightly.
"YEAH! PLAY MY HUMPS!" a familiar voice called out. Everyone stared at Tifa.
"...uh, please?"
Everyone began laughing until the music started, sounding somewhat like a trumpet. Or, whatever. Aeris' and Cloud's attention was now on the stage. The lead singer was... well, singing. Yuffie was singing along to it, though also trying to find her friends. "Riss? Tee?" she called out the nicknames of her friends. She pushed through the crowd, searching for a head she recognized.
"Coming through,"
"GET YOUR ASS OUTTA MA FACE!"
"Eww... someone farted!"
"Shove it, whore!"
Yes, wouldn't you agree that Yuffie has the most charming manners?
Aeris threw a quick side-ways glance at Cloud and smiled.
'At least he's not like that guy that... uh, why'd I even think of that?'
Though Tifa was repeatedly getting bumped by many people. She found herself nearly at the other side of the Gym. Tifa scrunched her nose up when someone with a very large... behind accidentally pushed her out of the crowd, and into someone with unnoticeably red hair.
In order to gain balance, Tifa had to grip the closest thing that was there.
"OW! MY HAIR!"
...Which brought Reno right on top of her. Her face went beet red, seeming as they were inches away.
"Uh... I-I'm sorry, I just really lost my balance there and... um... I think I can get up now..." she muttered, slowly getting up. She looked down at Reno, who was all over the floor. So, not being rude, she stuck out her hand to help him up.
He murmured a quick 'Thanks'
Feeling very awkward, Reno was about to try and make small talk with Tifa, who suddenly, was finding the floor so interesting.
"OMG! TEE, I FI-NA-LY FOUND YOU! GAWD, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY ASSES ARE IN THAT CROWD! LITERALLY!" Yuffie came barging in, though stopped when she saw the two looking awkward. She let out a giggle and edged towards Tifa.
"Ooh, who's this?" she tried whispering, though failed.
Reno raised an eyebrow at her.
"And 'Ooohhhhhhh, who's this'!" Reno mimicked Yuffie. The two stuck their tongues out at each other childishly for a while. "Wait a minute... heyyy! You're that guy that was with that guy who was with that guy!"
Reno: O.o
Tifa: -.- Uhh, Yuffie? What are you talking about?
"You know! Didn't you see him and those two others! You know! The creepy guy and the chocobo-head!" Yuffie looked between the two, every second or so.
Reno shoved his hands in his pockets. "Uh... huh..." He leaned over and murmured in Tifa's ear, which made the hairs on the back of her neck stand up. "Is she always... like this?"
Tifa giggled a bit and nodded, noticing Yuffie looking really suspicious.
"Do you two, like, know each other?" Yuffie quirked an eyebrow at Reno and Tifa, who were practically glaring at her.
"Oh yeah. We're on our way to our honeymoon tonight for some hot, wild se-" Reno replied sarcastically with a fake cheery tone, while throwing an arm around Tifa's shoulder. Though he was cut off of course with a bubbly brunette and a ditzy blond coming their way. Yuffie, Tifa and Reno noticed Cloud's arm around Aeris' shoulder, and each grinned 'evilly' in their own ways.
'xD HAHAHAHA! ZOMG! AERIS IS SOOOOOOOO LUCKY! HAHAHAHAA...' Yuffie thought sarcastically, giggling madly.
'x) Aww... they look so cute... ish... -.-' Tifa thought, putting on a fake smile - which mind you, didn't work out well with Yuffie giggling non-stop, and Reno smirking with his arm still around Tifa's shoulder.
'xP Gee, I feel sorry for that chick. She really has horrible taste in men.' Reno thought, snickering.
Aeris and Cloud looked at the three oddly, and also couldn't help but stare at them to.
'OMGOMGOMG... RENO HAS A GIRLFRIEND! ...Man, is she HAWT! ♥.♥' Cloud thought, being all giddy, yet jealous at the same time.
'TIFA? WHO'S THIS? DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT A HONEYMOON! GRAAHHH! WHY WASN'T I INVITED TO THE WEDDING!' Aeris thought, biting her lip. Tifa stared at Aeris weirdly. Aeris didn't even know she was glaring at the three, but mainly Tifa.
In short, everyone was just stuck in their own thoughts. Yuffie was giggling. Tifa had sort of a cross between a 'smile' and a frown. Reno couldn't stop smirking at the whole situation. Cloud had puppy love for two girls he didn't even know. And Aeris... well, her face was turning red from Tifa's 'wedding' with the stranger.
Soon (Which was actually, what, seven minutes of staring at each other), Vincent came walking by with red punch (or what it looked like) in his hand. He stopped as he noticed the group.
"Reno? Cloud? ...What are you two doing... ?" Vincent asked, looking back and forth between them. He also noticed that the girl from earlier was waving at him again.
Reno and Cloud couldn't help it, so they burst out laughing at Vincent, who looked like the color of Aeris' dress. Tifa and Aeris looked between the men and put on a confused look.
Vincent glared at them.
And so they stopped.
Yuffie cleared her throat and gave an award-winning smile at Vincent. "Anyway, I saw you guys earlier, and since well... because of all this, I'd like to introduce myself and my friends. I'm Yuffie." she said, pointing two thumbs at herself. "The one in the fugly pink's Aeris." Yuffie continued, ignoring Aeris' glare. "And she's Tifa, WHO DIDN'T MAKE ME BRIDESMAID FOR HER FUCKIN' WEDDING!" Tifa and Reno slapped themselves on the forehead. "Hootie... or whatever your name is... THERE WAS NO 'FUCKIN' WEDDING!" Reno sighed and shook his head. "But--"
"NO!" Tifa and Reno cried in unison.
After a few seconds of silence, Cloud brought his head up. "Oh!" he piped in. "Yeah, my name's Cloud, carrot-top is Reno, and that emo dude is Vincent!" Cloud cheered goofily. Reno snorted. "Emo? Speak for yourself, blondie."
Aeris found that now was the time to speak up. "Okay, could everybody PUH-LEASE stop fighting? It's getting really annoying!" she whined, pouting at Cloud. Cloud couldn't help but smile at the girl and nod. "Yeah... why didn't we in the first place?" Cloud went on happily.
Everyone stared at him, smirking.
"Let's see... YOU!" they all cried out at once.
Cloud smiled like a doof at the group. Oh, what great friends...
"FRIENDS MY ASS!" Cloud yelled out, after searching jar after jar of fresh hair gel to use. Him and the guys had invited the girls over for a little sleepover - which they had to admit, sounded really girly.
Though Cloud needed to look fine for the ladies.
He sighed in annoyance as he stormed into his bedroom, slamming the closet door open and searching for a beanie. He only found two - his beanie from the scouts when he was little, or a beanie with football team colors (which he had gotten over YEARS ago).
"Uhm... lessee... maybe I should go ask Reno..."
"Scout." Reno said automatically, brushing his hair (...xD). Cloud frowned at this. "If you choose the footy one, the girls will think you're some football fanatic, and trust me, most girls don't like mad football guys as boyfriends." Reno stated, trying not to snicker. Trusting Reno's advice, Cloud hummed happily, shoving the tiny beanie over his head.
Reno burst out laughing.
DING, DONG...
Yuffie waltzed into the apartment with Aeris and Tifa trailing behind her.
"Yuffie... are you sure we should just come in here? Shouldn't we have waited for them to actually answer the door first?" Tifa suggested. Aeris nodded, slowly walking in.
"Oh, who cares! They invited us, so we should be able to come in here whenever we want!" Yuffie stated, propping herself onto a dark blue couch. "Well I can barely see!" Aeris complained, peering around the dark room with difficulty. "Hello... ?" Tifa called out.
FLICK!
The room was immediately lit.
"Why hello there..."
N/A: Phew! Looooonnnnngggggg chapter! ...or maybe not. For this story chapters may be this long no an average, or maybe even bigger! Now... you are under my power... reviewwwwwww... I tell you, REVIEW!