N/A: I love you guys... Firstly, I'd love to thank my very first reviewer, Hello-blondie, who I really, really send my special thanks to. :D You've really helped me improve these days. Anyway... oh what the hell, just read!
Hello-blondie: Whee! My first reviewer! I'm glad you like so far, and I'll try and update at least once a week. :-D
valen.locke: Hmm, not really sure... I might add a little something about Reno and Tifa, but I won't spill the beans. It's a... SURPRISE! ...o.o
Beatrix Ravenclaw: Yeah, I know... Vincent all Emo and all that junk, but that's just how I put Vincent... sometimes...
Smari: Glad you like! In fact, soon I might add a Road Trip: Behind The Scenes story, so you should see that soon!
Disclaimer: -.0 Gimme my toy... Uhm, I mean... No? o.o
Tifa continued glaring at Reno as he innocently began popping popcorn with Vincent's (...ahem xD) popcorn machine (HAHAHA...ahh...). "Whaaaat? What'd I do now?" he asked as she kept glaring. He tried hard not to snicker. "You know exactly what you did, Reno..." She said his name with a stern voice and even growled a bit. "Ooohhh, feisty!" he joked, trying not to pop the popcorn everywhere. He held onto the lid of the machine with both hands really tightly, trying to prevent a popcorn explosion.
"This is no joke, Reno. You might've thought it was funny, but it was horrifying in my opinion. And just you wait, because us girls are going to get you guys anytime, anywhere. SO you just wait..." she warned him, looking dead serious. As Reno was caught off guard, the lid of the popcorn machine went flying towards the window, hitting it, and falling to the counter with a slight 'CLANK!' Popcorn wasn't flying everywhere, thankfully, but a few bits came out, popping every now and then.
A piece of popcorn even went flying towards Tifa and hit her on the forehead and landed on the floor, soundlessly rolling towards her black, fluffy slippers.
Reno nearly burst out laughing at her face.
Tifa glared at him even more.
"Reno..." she growled, trying to control her temper.
"I didn't do it... honest! It was Vincent..." She glared again. "-'s popcorn machine!" he added quickly, to prevent any commotion.
She glared again.
Oh, when will the glaring STOP?
Unfortunately for Reno, he accidentally voiced that out loud. Which made Tifa's eyes look like they represented the Sun in many ways. Which then came to her, growling immensely. Which also came to her pouncing onto him and pounding the life out of him.
"Reno, you really shouldn't get yourself into these situations." Vincent said in his calm voice, hoping that Reno would understand him finely and at the same time, being able to nurse the lump on his head, the shiner on his eye, and the scratches that were all over his cheeks.
"Dammit, why do women always have to have such frickin' long nails!" Reno cursed, though squealed like a girl when the ice slid onto one of the scratches, which were very, very sensitive.
"Great, now my stupid, stupid, STUPIDDDD scratch is bleeding."
"What exactly happened?" Vincent questioned the redhead with curiosity.
Reno quickly grabbed the ice and placed it back onto his throbbing head. "Hmm, well it all started when that Hootie chick invited you to go help her with her girly 'jammie' outfits..."
By the time Reno had finished the story, Vincent would make sure that Reno would get twenty times as much pain as he was experiencing now.
Flashback
"Why hello there..." Reno walked down the stairs and approached the three women.
"Oh, Reno! You're so fine and magnificent! Oh, I wish every guy was like you!" That pink-obsessed chick looked up at him with large, shimmering eyes.
"Don't we all... OH, YOU'RE SO MUCH HOTTER THAN THOSE STUPID ASS EMO SISSY GUYS! YOU'RE a real man..." Hootie murmured, clinging onto his arm.
"HEY! BACK OFF! HE'S MINE!" a voice came from behind the three. Reno spun around and saw Lockheart in a cat outfit. She came up to him and clung onto his other arm. "Oh Reenee... You're so fine, and sexy, oh LET'S GET MARRIED!" Lockheart shouted, while pouncing on the attractive man, ripping his clothes off-
Vincent glared at Reno.
"Will you actually tell the story like it really was?" Vincent asked impatiently. Reno sighed in annoyance. "Finnne..." he murmured, looking down at the table.
Flashback (take two)
"Why hello there..." Reno walked down the stairs and approached the three woman.
"Well... ?" Hootie aske-
"Can you use their REAL names?" Vincent asked in irritation. Reno stared at Vincent. "Well, it'd help if I could freakin' remember them!"
"Tifa, Yuffie and Aeris. Get used to it." Vincent was near shouting, but that would just ruin Vincy's image...
Reno sighed.
The REAL Flashback (and this time, we ain't kiddin' you)
"Why hello there..." Reno walked down the stairs and approached the three women.
"Well... ?" Yuffie asked, her hands on her hips. Reno frowned at her. "Well, what?" The teen stomped her foot. "Well, where're the others!" She threw her hands in the air, frustrated. Reno snorted. "You're boyfriend's in the bathroom, Hootie. Don't go all bitchy on me, thank you." Reno stuck his tongue out at her. Yuffie responded with a slap on the head, and began running towards the bathroom - or so, she began looking for the bathroom.
Tifa and Aeris had seated themselves on the fine, soft couches, waiting for the others.
"Do you really have to dress like that for 'sleepover'?" Reno questioned Aeris rudely. Aeris gave a 'hmph'
"What's wrong with this outfit?" she questioned, obviously annoyed.
"One word: Pink." Reno stated simply. Aeris brushed him off and went storming towards the stairs. Tifa stared at him with her jaw open. "That wasn't very nice, you know." He just smirked at her.
Stupid smirk...
"Whaaat?" she questioned, a smile tugging in the corner of her lip.
"I have a little game..." He couldn't stop grinning, though it'd be very unlikely for him to succeed. In short, it'd just be plain wrong. "What type of game?..." Tifa tilted her head as he walked over to her and planted himself on the couch. "A... drinking... one..." He said the words carefully, hoping that she wouldn't go all 'ZOMG! R U TRYING 2 GET ME DRUNK! LYKE, I'M GONNA BASH U IN DA HEAD!' on him.
Tifa bit her lip hard. "Hmm..." Could she trust him? It's mean ages, since...Though Tifa wasn't like that... she always gave everyone a chance, and very few, second ones. "...Okay, but NO uhm... You know what I'm talking about, right?" she asked him. Reno nodded fervently.
"Meet me in the living room!" Reno said quickly as he ran out to the kitchen. Tifa nodded her head, only trying to find where the actual living room was.
"...So, you were going to take advantage of her?" Vincent asked, thoroughly disgusted and irritated at the man. Reno grunted as the ice began to make his head turn numb. "Nooo, see, this is the.. uhhh, kiddish part." Vincent looked at Reno oddly.
Reno sighed.
"Just listen."
Reno rummaged through the pantry cupboard. "Where was that... Aha!" He smirked in triumph and pulled out two large bottles with no label at all. Though Reno knew that.
Honestly, Reno wasn't THAT stupid.
...Right?
"Why did you put that part in?" Vincent asked Reno, who was total oblivious to the fact that Vincent was still there. Reno mainly couldn't even hear him, and kept drawling on.
"Okay, here's how you play. It's a pretty simple one, and all you have to do is ask each other a question, each in turns. If the answer's 'Yes', then you take a drink. If it's 'No', then well... nothing really happens." Reno explained to Tifa who was frowning at the bottle that lay in her left hand. "...How come there's no label?" she asked. Reno looked around, trying to make up an excuse.
"Uhm... Well, y'see, one time we ran out of newspaper, and Cloud just HAD to use something 'cause he needed to shit in the-" Tifa cut him off with a hand. "Okay, okay... No need to tell me, I get the picture." Tifa's face turned red. So did Reno's. "Uhhh, umm, let's just play, okay?" Reno nodded. Tifa tried not to look disgusted at the bottle she was holding.
"First question... ever had a boyfriend?" Reno asked. Tifa wondered why he'd even ask a question. "Uhh... no..." she mumbled. Reno raised an eyebrow. "Why not-?" Tifa looked at him. "My turn!" she chirped suddenly. Reno slowly nodded, suspicious.
"This does not sound very 'kiddish', Reno." Vincent caught his attention a while ago by smacking him on the head.
Reno put a hand up. "Just wait... you'll see."
Tifa attempted to stand up, but ended up collapsing on a very unwillingly sober Reno. Cloud always enjoyed calling Reno 'Reno's Sob' whenever he was sober. "Uhm... lesseeeeeee..." Tifa slurred. "I KNOW! What... was the... computer... foldy-woldy, OHH, LOOKEE ME! IMMA GURBLE!" Tifa yelled insanely, twirling. This made her face turn a bit pale, and she even ended up passing out on the floor.
Reno stood over her and shook his head in a half jokingly, half motherly way. "Tsk, tsk, tsk... 'Tis a shame, for thy, uhh... screw this. I'll just go get those markers." Reno picked Tifa up bridal-style and walked over to his bedroom. He guessed that Hootie and Pinky were busy with Cloud and Vincent. He placed her on the bed gently and closed the door while locking it. He rummaged through his drawer and pulled out a few markers while smirking. He approached Tifa and opened up the lid.
"So you drew on her face? Well, that is 'kiddish', but why'd she make a big deal out of it? She could have just washed it all off." Vincent examined Reno, who was recovering much better, now.
Reno sighed.
"They were permanent."
Vincent's mouth made an 'o' shape as he nodded slowly. Reno turned around and glanced at the clock, which read '11:34'
Reno stood up, walking towards the bathroom to check his head. Vincent decided now was the time to go see Yuffie, since she enjoyed threatening him while smiling, which also meant that if he didn't do what she said, he'd never, ever, have children. Ever. Not that Vincent ever planned to of course, but that's how she stated it.
Vincent raised from his seat and walked into the lounge room.
He wondered how Cloud was doing.
Reno couldn't help but grin when he entered the lounge room. His head had recovered quite quickly, plus, the pain had gone away. Apparently, no one really noticed Reno, since Cloud had taken the spotlight. Sort of.
"And here I was, right at his door, and I was like 'DUDE! TAT'S MA GF U KIZZED!' And he was all, 'NUH-UH, MAN! WERE MARRIED. WITH A CAPITAL 'Z'!' An I was like, 'O RLY? Cuz... ooooo, now I know! I HAVE NO GF!'!" Cloud's face was filled with enthusiasm. Tifa's, Yuffie's, Aeris' and Vincent's were filled with complete boredom. Aeris couldn't help but be a bit disgusted at Cloud's beanie. Reno walked towards the couch Tifa and Cloud were on and sat in the middle. Cloud took no notice.
"Hey, c'mon, it's all better now! Don't be mad at me, it's cleaned off, right?" Reno convinced Tifa, who refused to face him. She had cleaned off, really, and it actually did work, but man was this guy annoying! Tifa grunted and sank down in the couch, while Yuffie bounced up, interrupting Cloud's droning. "I have an idea! Let's play truth or dare!" she exclaimed, poking Vincent on the nose. Vincent scrunched his nose up.
'Note to self: Wash face repeatedly over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.'
"Truth or dare?" Aeris questioned, suddenly interested. Seeing this, Cloud decided to be interested to. "OMG, I WUB T OR D!" He jumped on the floor, doing some odd pose.
"Okay... I guess... but no drinking!" Tifa declared, getting up and walking over to Yuffie, while sitting down. Reno placed his hands behind his head. Everyone was now on the floor in a circle. Including Vincent. Reno sighed.
He might as well play.
"OOH! I HAVE ONE, I HAVE ONE!" Yuffie nodded fervently and opened her purse up. "Reno... Truth or dare!" she asked. Reno rolled his eyes. "Dare." he responded, resting his chin on his hand. Yuffie giggled and clapped her hands together. She looked through her purse and pulled out a few cosmetics, while Reno stared at her in horror. Yuffie was grinning evilly. Aeris was grinning evilly. Tifa was grinning evilly. Even Vincent was grinning evilly. Cloud was... confused. "Why's everyone grinning evilly?" Cloud was oblivious what was happening.
Yuffie approached Reno with lipstick, mascara, eye shadow and a hair-curler in her hands.
Reno groaned as he woke up with a very plastic substance splattered all over his face from the drooling. He had even forgot about most of last night's events. Most of the girls were sleeping on the couch, while the guys slept in their bedrooms. The girls did more than insist.
He rubbed his eyes hard and stretched his arms, hopping out of bed.
As he was about to brush his teeth in the bathroom, he glanced at the mirror.
Reno let out an ear-piercing scream.
Aeris let out a giggle. "I totally agree! Vincent and Yuffie are like, SO meant to be!" She poked her eggs and bacon and glanced at Cloud with a smile. Cloud nodded. "Yeah, well, I think Vincent needs a girl like her, y'know? Yuffie's all... well, you know..."
"Oh, oh, oh! What about Reno and Tifa?" Cloud asked, acting all giddy. Aeris nodded hastily and grinned. "At first they were all like 'Umm... yeah...' and all awkward and junk, and now they're fighting! What will happen next? Kids? Oooh! I'd love that! I've always wanted to be an Auntie!" Aeris gave a dreamy look, eyes twinkling. Cloud froze. "Auntie? So what... you're Tifa's sister?" he asked. He wouldn't like Tifa and Aeris to be sisters, because that'd be just... ugh...
Aeris tilted her head. "What? Oh, no! We're just friends and all, though when it comes to guys, we're like, enemies!" she exclaimed.
It reminded himself of Reno and him when it came to girls.
Suddenly, the pair heard a girly-like scream.
Reno came running in, looking as... weird as ever. Aeris began giggling at Reno's make-up smothered face. "Omg, you look so kinky, Reno!" Cloud squealed, giggling as well. Reno growled at them and went running into the bathroom again, hopefully being able to wash his face.
Yuffie ran around the apartment, pouting. It was five o'clock, and there was NOTHING to do!
"I KNOW! LET'S ALL HAVE ANOTHER SLEEPOVER!"
Everyone in the house groaned.
"BUT IT'LL BE A PROPER ONE!"
Everyone but Reno groaned.
"LIKE A SEX-SLEEPOVER?"
"NO!"
Everyone but Cloud groaned.
"LIKE A KINKY SLEEPOVER!"
"NO!"
Everyone but Vincent groaned.
"...LIKE A CUTE BUNNIE-PLUSH SLEEPOVER!"
"...o.o..."
Everyone remained silent.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA..."
Everyone but Yuffie groaned.
"OKAY, JUST A NORMAL, FREAKIN' SLEEPOVER! OKAY?"
Everyone but Vincent sighed.
"BUT STILL THE CUTE BUNNIE-PLUSHIES, RIGHT?"
"...o.o...Riiiighhhttt..."
N/A: Wheee, new chapter, though kinda short! Review! -snickers- Vincent likes... PLUSHIES! AHAHAHAA...