By Lady Virtuoso
Disclaimer: I like, TOTALLY own Final Fantasy VII and it's characters, and like, I'm SOOOO stupid not to like, set like, Reno and Tifa up!
Reno: o.o 'Like'?
Cloud: That word sounds weird now...
Erm, right, anyway, things were getting a little boring, with me just sitting here, narrating the story and all, so I'd like to welcome two special guests! Rerno and Rain!
LV: Umm, hello?
Cloud: (walks out in a perty blue sundress) Um, I think it's Reno and Cloud?
LV: Heh, right. Anywa-
Reno: (skipping in a field of flowers) Sunshine, lollypops and, rainbows... (eats lollypop)
Cloud: AHEM! ...can I have a wollypop?
LV: ...Uhm, no... we have none. (begins to eat lollypop)
Cloud: But you're eating one right now!
LV: Eh, at least Ren-Ren doesn't care!
Cloud: o.o...
Reno: (singing) Ma milkshakes bring all the gurls to the yard, and they're like, 'It's better than yours!'
Cloud: ...Weird, um, anyway, here's all of LV's wonderful reviewers, and for reviewing, you'll win... a FFVII character!
Reno: (innocent girly voice) What's 'FFVII' mean?
LV: (cough) Freak...
REVIEWS...
Hello-blondie: I'm glad you're happy! And I guess you'll enjoy this chapter even more, seeming as it's wayyyyy long! Thanks for the nice review, and just for that, you win... (drum roll) Cloud! Hehehe... (gives you Cloud in a cage) Bye, byes Cloudie!
ShalBrenfan: Yup! I am having fun writing this, and I've got good news for you! The road trip starts in this chapter, and it just shows a bit of the start. For you're review, you win... Vincent! (hands you Vinny in giant-like doll box) Heheh, seeyah Vinny!
Rainbow Aeris: Aww, thank you for you're nice reviews! I especially love you're story 'Fated', it's really great! Just for you're review, this chapter is extra longgggg! And for reviewing, you get... Reno! Hehe, you're lucky. Oh, and try not to get his hair in a tangle. It can be real annoying at times. xD (gives you Reno in a giant red box) Bye, Renny!
FlareBreeze: Lol, Vincent always gets in these types of situations. :-) For you're review, you get... Tifa! Duh, duh, duhh... I hope Reno doesn't get jealous. xD (gives you Tifa in a cage) Yeah, um, she wasn't really comfortable in a box. xD
LV: Anyways, on with teh story!
"Aeris... I'm still not sure about this whole road trip idea, y'know?" Tifa paused and looked over at the girl, as she tied her hair up with a bow.
"Aw, come on, Teef! It won't be that bad, right? Plus, it'll give me and Yuffie a chance to get to know Cloud and that other guy!"
Tifa bit her lip and sighed. "I guess so... though where did Reno say we're going?" she asked, tilting her head. Aeris paused as well.
"Ummm... I don't exactly... know... Reno never said!" Aeris explained to Tifa, with wide eyes.
"Think we should call?" Tifa asked, taking her mobile out of her pocket. Aeris nodded her head, though as she was about to go back to brushing her hair, she realized something...
"YUFFIE!"
Meanwhile...
"I'm hungry... aren't you hungry, Vinny? Ugh! WHY HAVEN'T THEY LET US OUT YET? WHY, I TELL YOU! WHY-!"
Suddenly, the door opened.
Yuffie looked at Vincent.
"OHMIGOD! VINNY!" Yuffie gasped and stared at Vincent in disbelief. Vincent just raised an eyebrow. "YOU'VE GOT WONDERFUL, MAGICAL, MYSTICAL POWERS! YOU OPENED THE DOOR! HOW! HOW! HOW!"
Vincent sighed and rolled his eyes.
"The door has been unlocked the whole time." he explained, while getting up and walking out of the closet. Yuffie laughed nervously as she stretched, and walked behind Vincent. "Right... I knew that! I was just... waiting for you to open it..."
Vincent just disappeared without a word, leaving Yuffie in the kitchen.
'...Probably to get away from me...' Yuffie thought with a smug look. Before she was about to walk away, she noticed something.
"GASP! A FRIDGE! WITH FOOD!" There in front of Yuffie, was a white, glowing fridge. She could've swore she heard an angel fanfare in the background.
Without thinking, Yuffie charged at the fridge and opened the door, revealing Yuffie's favorite kind of food...
"JUNK FOOD!"
Yuffie began eating about as much as she could, completely forgetting that she wasn't even in her own house.
Yuffie groaned as she attempted to stand up in the shopping mall, trying to catch up to Tifa and Aeris. Maybe she shouldn't have had eight donuts, six cans of coke, seventeen lollypops, three cakes, eight bags of chips, and four family pizzas for breakfast.
After many hours of shopping...
Aeris collapsed onto the sofa in her house after trying to fit all of her shopping bags in her bedroom. Her feet ached from walking around the shopping centre, using up all of her credit cards.
Tifa was in the shower right now, after also trying to fit her bags into her bedroom.
Aeris wondered something else.
"Where's Yuffie?"
Meanwhile...
"An' I was all 'Vinny, I'm hungry aren't you?', and he was all 'I HATE U YUFFIE! GO AWAY!', an' I was all 'Sniff... fine Vinny...', an' that's what happened!" Yuffie explained to a man who look slightly older than her. His emerald eyes glimmered as he wiped the counter, frowning slightly.
"So.. what, you like this Vincent guy?" he asked. Yuffie gave him a surprisingly look of disgust.
"Well, mainly as a friend, but like, like? EWW!" She stuck her tongue out and ignored the glares coming from the video game customers.
He set up a few video games on a shelf behind the counter, waiting for Yuffie to continue.
"Oh, and then there's this whole road trip thing! I mean- wait... ooh! I have an idea! How about you come with us on our road trip? I mean... I'm sure everyone else won't mind, right?" she convinced him. He turned around and walked out from behind the counter, tilting his head.
"You sure?"
"Of course!" was her cheerful, bubbly reply.
"I guess I'll have to think about it, then..."
"Well, okay... but can I at least have your phone number?"
The man looked slightly surprised for a moment, but nodded his head.
After exchanging numbers, Yuffie waved good bye and bounced out of the video game store.
"Bye, bye Kadaj!"
Later...
Yuffie yawned as she walked into the apartment, throwing her purse on the kitchen counter. She jumped onto the couch, grabbing the remote and switching the television on. As another repeated episode of 'The Simpsons' began to start, she heard footsteps approaching.
Tifa stood in front of her in a motherly way, hands on her hips.
"Just where have you been?"
Yuffie looked up at her with bored eyes.
"Out." she replied, trying to get a glimpse at the cartoon.
Tifa stayed where she was and raised an eyebrow.
"Where?"
"At a game store."
"Doing what?"
"UGH! Okay, if I tell you will you shut up and leave me alone?"
"Yup,"
"Fine... I met a guy and I sorta invited him along on the road trip..."
Tifa stared at Yuffie.
"WHAT?"
Yuffie rolled her eyes and sighed. "Come on, Teef! It won't be that bad, right?" Yuffie tried to convince the brunette. Tifa just glared. "For all we know, he could be some criminal that runs a drug store!" Yuffie rolled her eyes again. "Tifa, relax! I've actually known him for a couple of years." Suddenly, Tifa's mouth curved into a grin.
"Oh, come on, Tiff! Not with the questions!"
All of a sudden, Aeris walked by, holding the home phone.
"Yuffie! It's... some guy!"
Yuffie's head perked up and she immediately bounced up and waltzed off into her bedroom, grabbing the phone. Tifa frowned at Aeris and sighed.
In Yuffie's bedroom...
"OOH! THAT'S GREAT KADDY-KINS!"
"Yeah, so I guess I can come! This'll be so much fun! ;D"
"WHEE!"
Meanwhile...
Tifa and Aeris both flinched when they heard Yuffie.
"OOH! THAT'S GREAT KADDY-KINS!"
Aeris giggled. "Kaddy-kins? I thought she liked Vincent!" Tifa shrugged and smiled slightly. "I thought she did to... but I guess not,"
Suddenly, Aeris' mobile rang. She put her ear up to it, and sat down on the couch. Tifa watched with interest.
"Hello?"
"Hiya Ris!"
"Oh, hey Cloud!"
Tifa quirked an eyebrow and sat down next to Aeris.
"Hey, me and the guys were wondering if you and the girls would like to go to Club Pear tonight- what Reno? Oh, um, I mean Club Apple!"
"'Kay, just hold on a moment!" Aeris replied. She looked to her left and found that Tifa was probably in the kitchen. She grunted and stayed where she was and yelled.
"TIFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YUFFFFFIIEEEEEEEEEEE! CLOUD AND THE OTHERS WANNA KNOWN IF YOU WANT TO GO TO CLUB APPLE TONIGHT!"
"Huh?"
"I SAID, 'CLOUD AND THE OTHERS WANNA KNOWN IF YOU WANT TO GO TO CLUB APPLE TONIGHT!'"
Cloud winced in pain as he held his ear. "Owie... it'll be okay, Davey, it'll be okay..." Cloud had named his left ear 'Davey' for some weird, weird reason.
Anyway, back to the girls.
"OKAY!" was their reply. Yuffie went back to chatting with Kadaj on the phone, while Tifa was probably cooking.
Aeris, apparently, had forgotten to turn the maximum volume off, before clicking the phone off.
"THEY SAID OKAY, CLOUD! BYEEE!"
Cloud squinted his eyes from the noise and clicked the phone off. "My poor, poor ears..." Cloud whimpered softly, placing the phone down on the table. He sat down on the couch, going back to watching television. Unfortunately though, Cloud could not read lips. "Huh? I can't hear anything... OH DEAR LORD, I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF! WHY'S NO SOUND COMING OUT?" he continued yelling out loud, completely forgetting that he lived with other human beings.
Suddenly, Reno came in with toothpaste splattered over his face from the loud noise. "What the hell?" Cloud continued ranting on. "OHMIGOD, I CAN'T HEAR A THING! AHHHHHH!" Reno glared at Cloud hard and walked back in the bathroom. A few minutes later, Reno came back out. He walked up to Cloud and shoved a sponge in his mouth.
"AA-MFGGHHFFGHHH...!"
Reno smirked and went back in the bathroom.
A few seconds later, Vincent walked by with a red drink in his hand (what is it with this guy and red drinks?). He raised an eyebrow at Cloud, who looked like he was having mental problems. Vincent was about to go up to Cloud, to help him, though was interrupted with a knock on the door.
KNOCK, KNOCK!
After two seconds, Yuffie came prancing in without a word and paused when she saw Cloud, spilling foam out of his mouth. She raised an eyebrow and made a disgusted look.
"EEEW!"
When Yuffie saw Vincent with a red drink in his hand, her jaw dropped.
"SICKOOOOOO!"
Yuffie began running all crazy-like and went into Reno's room by accident.
Apparently, she found that Reno was getting dressed.
"EEIKKK!"
Now it was Reno's turn to run.
Reno began running into the lounge room accidentally, and turned red when everybody was in there. Tifa stared at Reno with her jaw open, while Aeris stared at Cloud with wide eyes.
Soon Yuffie had walked out, staring at the whole situation.
"Frekas!"
"What are 'Frekas'?" Vincent asked.
"Ultra-super freaks!" Yuffie sneered at Vincent.
Suddenly, a girl ran into the room. She gave them odd looks. "Will you guys stop being OOC-ish? I'M SURE THE READERS DON'T ENJOY IT!" LV shouted, before running out of the door.
Everyone raised an eyebrow at what just happened.
After many moments of getting ready, the gang headed outside...
The girls found that there was one truck with two seats, and a convertible. Aeris turned to the three guys and sighed. "Well, the convertible only has four seats, while the truck has two. Who's going where?" she asked. Reno strutted towards the truck and petted it affectionately. "Well, that's simple. I own her," Reno referred the truck to a 'her', which Aeris and Tifa found odd. "so T and I will ride here, while Cloud, Hootie, Vince and Pinky ride out together!" he explained with enthusiasm. Everyone but Tifa nodded, and the four began walking towards the convertible.
"Wait! Who says I have to go with you?" Tifa asked Reno, stuttering slightly.
Reno smirked and grabbed her arm, heading towards the truck. "Relax, anyway, you don't trust you're old fiancé?"
Tifa bit her lip as she got in, and furrowed her brow. '...Well, maybe I can...'
Reno hopped into the drivers seat and watched as Vincent, Cloud, Aeris and Yuffie drove off. 'That is if you can still trust me, Teef... to bad now, you probably hate my guts.' he thought, wincing silently. He started up the engine, driving out into the street.
The two had remained silent the whole ride, awkwardly looking out the window every now and then. Soon, Reno pulled up in front of a very modern looking building. With luck, Cloud had also parked the car just at the same time.
Tifa greeted Yuffie and Aeris, as they all began walking towards the building.
Cloud gave a cheesy grin at the bouncer, waving stupidly.
"Hiya, Loz!" Yuffie's head perked up, and she gave a large grin. "Loz? Ooh, hey, I know your brother!" Loz gave a stupid smile and nodded his head. "Really? What'd he say about me?" Vincent found himself turning a bit jealous for some reason. 'Wait... why am I acting like this? No, I shouldn't be...'
Yuffie nodded happily as well, pretending to think. "Well, I remember his exact words!" She put on a sort of manly voice, mimicking Kadaj. "'Oh yeah, I have two other brothers! The oldest one had short stupid hair with side burns, and he's a bouncer for some club! ...He also is pretty much a cry baby,'" Everyone rolled their eyes and started to get impatient.
Loz raised an eyebrow and shrugged. "Ne, that doesn't sound like Kadaj..." Loz mumbled. Cloud shrugged and walked in, followed by Yuffie, Aeris, Vincent and Tifa. Reno paused in front of Loz and nodded. "So you still up for the road trip?" he asked. Loz nodded and gave another goofy grin. "'Course." Reno nodded and walked into the club, spotting everyone at the bar.
"I'm going to go to the lady's room, 'kay?" Aeris walked off, to the other end of the club. Everyone else nodded.
Reno sat down on one of the bar stools, waving over at the bartender. "Hey Zaz, or whatever, one tequila. :P" The bartender spun around, and simply grabbed a nearby bottle, placing it in front of Reno. He nodded thanks and noticed the stares coming from everyone else.
"What?"
"You really shouldn't get drunk the day before the road trip, Reno."
"Shove it, Vince,"
The bartender interrupted them and grumbled about something. "Hey, Reno. Yeah, about the road trip, I'm probably comin', I guess."
Reno nodded and continued drinking. Cloud looked up at the man. "Hey Yazoo, is it true that Sephiroth is just gonna HAVE to come. I mean, the guy's a prick!" Yazoo glared at Cloud as if he was some idiot of some sort (n.n).
"I swear, if you EVER-"
Yazoo was interrupted from a screech at the other end of the room.
Yuffie, Tifa and Cloud immediately recognized it as Aeris'.
"Aeris!" Cloud cried out, running towards the noise. Yuffie and Tifa followed after him, leaving Reno and Vincent. Reno rolled his eyes and followed, not even noticing if Vincent was coming yet. As Reno reached them, he laughed stupidly. Everyone noticed Reno had had quite to much to drink already.
Aeris was standing in front of a man with long, silver hair.
Cloud gave him a greasy (a bit of a glare xD), and stood in front of Aeris. "Sephiroth..." Cloud growled. Reno giggled stupidly and ran into Sephiroth, clinging onto his hair. "Oooh, you've got such perty, preetyyyyy-full hairrr!" he slurred, hardly noticing he was hurting the man. Reno also accidentally... pulled off a bit of Sephiroth's hair.
"OW!"
Without a word, he disappeared.
Everyone stared at Reno, who was drunkenly rolling around the floor, playing with his hair and attempting to braid it.
"Ehehehe, my hair's on firaaaagghhhh..." he slurred some more. Tifa rolled her eyes and helped him up, letting him rest on her shoulder. Aeris tilted her head thoughtfully and smiled slightly. "Reno, though you're drunk and all, thanks!" She gave him a friendly hug and didn't notice the glares coming from Cloud and Tifa. Reno just clung onto Aeris and Tifa at the same time, drooling. "...Mommmyyyy... I don' wanna go ta' shoollllll..."
Reno released his grip on Aeris and fell, pulling Tifa with him. Everybody in the club stared at them oddly. Even the DJ had stopped the music. Tifa laughed nervously and got up, pulling Reno with her. She sighed. "I'll take Reno home to rest up, okay?" Everyone else nodded and went back to whatever they were doing, and waved the two off. Tifa rolled her eyes and pulled Reno into the convertible, hopping in the driver's seat, and starting the engine up.
Reno, though, was fast asleep, drooling on the convertible. 'Cloud's going to be so mad when he finds out Reno did this...' she thought to herself as she drove herself off.
Meanwhile, at the club...
"How are we gonna get HOME?" Cloud whined. Since Tifa had taken the convertible, all they had was just a large two-seater truck. Aeris hugged herself and thought for a while. "Hmm... well, anyone else here know how to ride a truck?" Vincent's hand slowly went up. Aeris clapped her hands together and grinned. "Great! Now Yuffie and Vincent can go together, and Cloud and I will get a cab! How does that plan grab ya?"
Without an 'eep' from anyone, Cloud and Aeris had shoved the two into the truck, running off behind the building. Vincent couldn't be any more annoyed...
At the apartment...
Tifa completely dragged Reno into the apartment, struggling to open the door with her keys. She walked in and walked towards the couch, sitting down while placing Reno next to her. Reno was hardly heavy at all, though his hair often got in the way. She nearly jumped up when Reno's head landed on her lap with a quiet 'thunk!'.
"Ugh, Reno... come on... get up!"
Meanwhile...
Yuffie pranced into her apartment with Vincent following behind her. She stopped when she heard something come from downstairs.
"Ugh, Reno..."
"Tifaaaa...mmmgghhh..." Yuffie and Vincent exchanged looks of disgust and made weird expressions.
"Reno... gee, come on..."
"Mmmmmggghhh..."
"Ew!" Yuffie whispered. Vincent nodded slowly and pointed towards the bedroom doors. Yuffie nodded. "We can stay in there until Tiff and uh... you know... yuck!" she whispered again.
A few minutes later...
Aeris and Cloud had taken their cab and arrived at the apartment as well. The two walked in also and stopped when they heard a noise.
"Teefeeeeeee..."
"Reno... god, you are pretty light, but you're head... ugh..."
Aeris and Cloud shuddered at the noise and decided not to listen even more, so they walked off towards the hallway. They heard another noise come from inside one of the bedrooms.
"Gee, Vinny! That sure was fun!"
"...Hmm, I guess..."
"To bad we can't do it again anymore, though..."
"I guess it is to bad..."
Suddenly, Reno and Tifa appeared behind Aeris and Cloud. Apparently, they had been listening to, and gave weird looks.
Reno: o.o
Tifa: 0.0
Aeris: 0.0...!
Cloud: ...o.o...?
Aeris realized that Reno and Tifa were there and stared at them grossly. "Eww! What're you two doing here?" Reno raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean, 'ew'?" Cloud also spun around, looking at Tifa and Reno weirdly. "Well... you two were doing... something down there..." he muttered. Tifa's eyes widened. "WHAT? His head was just in my lap, because-"
"Ewww! Don't tell us!" Aeris made a 'bleh' noise and shuddered. They were silent for a while, until they heard Yuffie again. "So, Vinny... wanna do it again sometime?"
"EW!" Aeris screeched. She just then realized that Vincent and Yuffie were in her room, doing uh... something on her bed. She completely kicked down the door, screeching at them. "EWEWEW! GET OFFA MY BED AND GO DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, FREAKS!"
Vincent and Yuffie just stared at them. "What?"
"You two were doin' it-!" Cloud began.
"EWW! No we weren't! We were just talking about the club, weirdos!"
"...Oh?"
"Um, ye-ah!" Yuffie said in a 'whatever' tone.
"Anyway, Reno and Tifa were doin' something worse!" Yuffie continued.
Reno rolled his eyes and stuck his tongue out. "Noo, Tifa told me that I got really wasted, so she took me home and set me down on the couch. Then I accidentally landed on her... lap and wouldn't get off, 'cause I was sleeping!" he explained.
Everyone remained silent for a while until they all burst out into laughter.
The next day...
Everyone loaded their things into the back of the van (that they had borrowed from Vincent) and got ready to go. Cloud only just realized something. "Heyyy, um, who's gonna drive?" he asked, standing in front of the van. Everyone shrugged for a while before looking at Vincent. He sighed and nodded, getting into the van and sitting on the driver's seat.
Reno walked in with everyone else following behind him. He sat down in the very back, laying down with his arms behind his head. Aeris and Cloud both sat down next to each other near the front, while Yuffie sat down in the middle by herself, crossing her arms. Tifa sighed and walked up to Reno, who was trying to sleep.
"Reno?"
"Hmm?"
"Could I sit there to?"
Reno cracked open an eye in surprise and nodded.
He didn't move his legs in Tifa's irritation, so she groaned and placed her hands on her hips.
"Reno..."
Yuffie just giggled from behind and poked her head up. "Come on, Teef, just sit on his lap," Tifa turned around and frowned, and before she knew it, she was pulled onto Reno's lap from behind. She turned around slightly and blushed.
"Hiya, T!" Reno said like a little kid, waving stupidly.
"Umm... hi?"
Later...
Yuffie yawned in boredom and tried to find something to do. "Ladedadedadada... dadada... dadede... ladedadedadada, dedadadedada..." she mumbled the tune for 'Mary Had A Little Lamb', and looked in front of her.
Poke.
Poke, poke.
Poke, poke, poke, poke- oh, what was this guy's PROBLEM?
Yuffie continued poking the back of Cloud's head, though gave up realizing that he couldn't even feel it.
"Freak... ohh! Um, hey Reno?" She spun around and stopped when she noticed Reno and Tifa were asleep right on top of each other. His snoring went throughout the whole van. "Awww... hmm, hey Vinny?" Yuffie called out to the front of the van.
"Yes?"
"Where're we all going?"
"That? Hmm, well, Reno said that we're going to visit California for a bit of a reunion."
"Really?" she squeaked. "Wow... aww, that's soooo sweet of Ren!"
Cloud and Aeris turned around from their chatting.
"Ren?"
"Well, yeah! Everyone has their own nicknames! Aeris is Rissy, Cloud is Cloudie, Tifa is T, Reno is Ren, Vincent is Vinny and I'm Yuff! Oh, and you know everyone else?" Yuffie drawled on. "Well, Kadaj is Kaddy-kins, Loz is Lozzy, Yazoo is Yaz and that guy Sephiroth is Sephy!" Everyone stared at Yuffie oddly.
Kaddy-kins, Lozzy, Yaz and Sephy?
Cloud thought they sounded like a bunch of goofs.
'Like you're one to talk, Cloudie.'
'HEY! Shut up!' he argued with himself.
'Make me!'
'How do I do THAT?'
"Will you two just SHUT UP!" Cloud boomed out loud.
Everyone stared at Cloud again.
"Umm... I mean... uhm... anyone got any snacks?" Cloud changed the subject, hoping he didn't wake Reno and Tifa.
"Oh!" Aeris spoke up. "Yeah, I brought a cooler with some snacks and drinks!" Oddly, Aeris pulled a cooler out of... nowhere.
...O.o...
"Oooh! Yippee-" Cloud clapped his hands together, though stopped when Yuffie snatched the cooler from him.
"WHEE!"
"Hey, Yuffie... Can I've someee?" Cloud asked, fluttering his eye lashes.
Yuffie snorted and was about to open it up, but found that it had disappeared.
"Oi! Where is it?"
"Hey Reno, could you pass me a diet coke?"
"Sure Teef. Good food, ne?"
Yuffie and Cloud turned around and noticed Reno was eating most of the snacks that were in the cooler. Tifa sipped her coke innocently, looking out through the window. Yuffie and Cloud gave a greasy (yeah, again, it's a bit of a glare) and mumbled something about married couples. Reno raised an eyebrow and continued eating.
"Ughhh... I'm so bored... hmm... hey! Where're um, those silver haired guys? Aren't they coming with us on the road trip?" Yuffie asked no one in particular.
Aeris poked her head up. "Those guys? I think they're traveling in a different car, actually,"
"Hmm, wonder what they're doing right now..." Yuffie mumbled, looking out of the window.
Meanwhile...
"Let's get RETARDED, yeah! W00t!" Loz sang along to the song that was playing on the radio, cheering and whistling every now and then. Yazoo shook his head. "Loz, why the hell do you sing that crap?" Kadaj spun around from his seat and tilted his head. "Hnn, well, let's think... maybe if you hadn't had brought him that 'Monkey Business' CD for his birthday?" Yazoo shrugged and looked away for a moment. Suddenly, a new song began playing on the radio.
"Oooh!" Loz cheered. "Don'tcha wish ya girlfriend was hawt like me! Don'tcha wish you're girlfriend was free like me, oh yeah!" Everyone stared at Loz.
Sephiroth laughed as he continued driving the car, turning the volume up. Yazoo and Kadaj stared at Sephiroth and Loz in horror.
"Don'tcha wish ya girlfriend was hawt like me! Don'tcha wish ya girlfriend was free like me!" Sephiroth and Loz chorused together while grinning.
Kadaj scrunched up his nose and took out his mobile phone, messaging Yuffie.
Text Message from 412-1477. Will you receive?
Yuffie blinked and looked down at her mobile, hitting the enter button.
Hey Yuff, you don't know how freaking HORRIBLE it is to sit down in a car with two singing lunatics. Just texted to say hi. -Kadaj
Yuffie giggled at the message and began entering her message. Vincent looked at Yuffie through the mirror and quirked an eyebrow.
Text Message from 972-2324. Will you receive?
Kadaj attempted to read the message on his mobile while blocking his ears. He looked down and quickly pressed the 'Enter' button, reading Yuffie's message.
lol! let me guess... loz and seph? haha! well its okai herr but im realy hungry! cya soon kaddy! ♥yuffie
A blush crept up on Kadaj's face as he put the mobile away, blocking his ears once more. Loz and Sephiroth were now singing 'Feel Good Inc.' by the Gorillaz, and were going quite nuts.
Kadaj enjoyed calling them 'Nutzies' at times like these.
Anyway, back with everyone else...
"Nooo, Cloud! Brunettes have black or brown hair, blondes have blond hair and redheads have red hair!"
"Nuh-uh! Brunettes have purple or blond hair, blondes have red hair and redheads are bald!"
"Cloud!"
"Aeris!"
Aeris sighed in defeat and leaned back on her chair. Within a second, Cloud had fallen asleep and landed on her lap.
Aeris looked down in embarrassment and tried lifting his head up. Tifa and Reno, who had been witnessing the whole scene, smirked.
"Told you!" they cried out in unison.
Yuffie and Aeris stared at them.
"Told us what?" Aeris asked.
"Umm... actually, I don't know..." Tifa muttered, shifting slightly.
Yuffie sighed, leaning down on her seat. "I'm so bored... oh! Hey Vinny! Do you have a television in here!" Vincent nodded from the driver's seat, pointing up at the T.V that was in the top right corner of the van. "The remote's on your right, Yuffie." he told her, setting his eyes back on the road. Yuffie nodded while grinning, searching for a remote. She smirked in triumph when she found it and switched on the television.
"Oooh! You've got cable!" Yuffie flipped through the channels and turned beet red when she put on the comedy channel. "EEW! WHAT IS IT WITH THIS CHANNEL! THEY HAVE SUCH DISGUSTING SHOWS! OHMIGAWD!" she ranted, having a fit. Reno rolled his eyes from behind and grabbed the remote, switching the channel to 'Fox 8'.
Yuffie immediately brightened up. "Whee! Thanks Ren!" Yuffie had her eyes glued to the television while she watched 'Futurama', grinning non-stop. Tifa smiled and giggled at Reno for some reason. Reno couldn't help but smile back at her, ignoring the giggles coming from Aeris and Cloud.
'He looks... nice when he smiles. Gentle, almost...' Tifa thought to herself. "Hey Reno?"
"Yup?"
"You should smile more often... you look... nice," Tifa couldn't believe she actually said that, and heard Aeris and Cloud coo from the front.
Reno also blushed a bit, though hid it with a smirk. "T, are you saying I never look pretty? Why I am greatly offended," he remarked sarcastically. Tifa giggled, though jumped a bit when Yuffie jolted up.
"Get a room, you two!"
Cloud snorted. "Yeah!"
"Aww, I think it's sweet!" Aeris cooed.
Cloud scrunched up his nose a bit. "Sweet? Eh."
Aeris rolled his eyes and gave him a friendly punch on the arm. Being caught off guard, Cloud collapsed and fell completely on top of Aeris.
"Why don't you two get a room?" Reno asked, smirking.
Cloud and Aeris blushed before looking at each other.
"Meh,"
"Meh?"
"Meh!"
"Meh... meh?"
"WE SAID 'MEH'!"
"...Freaks..."
"Oi!"
Reno: OMG, that is SO, sweet... (tear)
LV: (sniff) Yeah...
Cloud: Like I said, 'freaks'!
LV: Um, actually Cloud, in the story, Reno says that.
Cloud: SO?
LV: Erm, never mind!
Reno: Gee, LV did this is all in one sitting!
LV: I know! (heroic pose)
Cloud: (wearing make up and a pink dress) Weirdos...
Reno: (has Turk suit on and looks all business-like) Who are YOU calling a weirdo?
LV: UGH! Just shut up! Both of you! Umm, anyway, hope you liked this long chapter, and the SHM and Sephy are coming along! Review!