Master Hand floated around the Voyeurism Room of the real Smash Manor, watching his "pets" wander around hopelessly. He did his infamous Evil Laugh as a dimensional tear opened up and a horde of angry Vikings attacked Peach. Unfortunately for his good mood, Peach used her B-Forward attack, causing the leader to fly backwards and slam into the wall. They then fled back through the dimensional tear.
"Why do bad things always happen to me?" Master Hand yelled into the camera.
Roy looked up from his Better Swords and Potions magazine. "Because you're evil," he said nonchalantly. He then tossed the magazine aside and began rummaging around for another one.
Master Hand stared at the camera for a few seconds, and then realized that he had accidentally hit the SPEAK button.
"Yeah? Well you're a sad little hero next to your father!" the hand retorted.
Roy looked back up. "Duh," he answered. "My dad's like, awesome, and stuff."
Master Hand punched the camera, causing a giant splinter to form in his index knuckle. He then looked over to the camera that showed the girl's room.
"Huh?" he wondered aloud. "When did the girl's room turn grown and orange?" He floated over to it and examined the room more closely.
"Three cheers for Ganondorf, king of the Gerudo!" Samus yelled into the camera. Peach sat on her bed, sulking.
"…what?" Master Hand inquired.
"I'm not telling you! You put us in here, you stupid mutant!"
Master Hand cackled. "Well, if you insist on your cruelty…ROSES!"
The girl's room turned pink once again. Peach flew off of the bed and began dancing, occasionally stumbling over her dress.
Samus glared into the camera, and then stormed out of the room.
Marth sat in the bathtub, trying to relax after a particularly taxing duel with Link (Roy had hurt his wrist earlier, for some unfathomable reason). His muscles were sore, and his head hurt, and he was just sick and tired of having to deal with those stupid hands! He laid his head back and groaned.
Suddenly the door flew open and Samus strode in. Marth quickly sat up, spraying water all over the floor.
"Roy told me that you have a plan to overthrow the Hands," Samus said coolly. "I want to help you any way I can. I can probably convince Young Link and Ganondorf to help out, too, and Young Link has a overpowered robot."
Marth pulled himself to the rim. "What…what…WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?"
Samus stared at him, apparently oblivious to his query. "Well?" she asked.
Marth made several attempts to speak, all of which failed him. Finally, he said, "What made you decide to help out, anyway? What could have been so important that you had to barge in on me while I'm in the bathroom!"
She stared at him. "He made our room pink again." She then turned on her heel and left.
"…What a whackjob," Marth muttered to himself as he got up and locked the door.
Bowser walked into the kitchen, hoping to find his new girlfriend so that they could set up a date. Instead…
"Mewtwo?"
The cat-like Pokemon was sitting under the sink, curled up into a ball. Bowser walked forward, but was knocked out of the room by a forcefield.
"I'm sleeping, you dolt!" Mewtwo growled, narrowly opening one eye to glare at the Koopa king. "Go somewhere else to find your pretty little girl."
"Wow. What a grouch," Bowser mumbled. He fled the room as a hail of plasma shot at him.
Well, that was annoying, Mewtwo beamed to Ness. These Smashers are such imbeciles.
Don't go to hard on him, Ness sent back. After all, the kitchen is Peach's favorite room, right? Well, besides her bedroom, anyway.
Mewtwo grunted.
Listen…we're trying to come up with a plan to get rid of Captain Falcon. Dr. Mario said that if he had the right combination of Bromine and Chlorine, he can make a sleeping pill and/or high-yield explosive. Do you think you can get us some?
That's not even black market stuff. I can get you that, easy. Free of charge.
Really? That's awesome! Thanks.
Mewtwo stood up and floated out of the room to go order some chlorine and bromine.
Luigi walked down the hallway, nodding his head to the tune of "My Last Breath" by Evanescence. Every now and then he would stop to play air guitar. At one of these points, Mewtwo floated by him.
"…Unreal…" he growled as he floated past.
"What's unreal?" Luigi asked. When Mewtwo didn't respond, he shrugged his shoulders and continued forward. As he rounded a corner, Kirby passed by.
"Hi Luigi! What…are you having a seizure?" Kirby asked worriedly.
"No!" Luigi said, mortified. "I'm jamming to a song!"
"Oh…uh, alright then." Kirby looked around. "Did Mewtwo just come through here?"
Luigi nodded. "He went that way."
"Thanks!" Kirby said. He then ran down the corridor.
Yoshi, Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff sat in a small antechamber of the Handy Food Making Plant.
"Jiggly?" Jigglypuff asked.
"Pi. PIPIPI PICHU!" Pichu responded adamantly.
"Yoshi Yoshi." Yoshi added.
"Pika…" Pikachu lamented.
Zelda walked in. After a few seconds of listening in, a question mark bubble appeared over her head. She turned and walked back out of the room.
"What's going on?" she asked DK.
"Boom machine. DK WANT BOOM MACHINE!" DK cried out.
"…alright, then." She continued on to Ness and Falco.
"What's going on?" she asked the two Smashers.
"We're still waiting for Dr. Mario and Mario to finish their concoction…" Ness grumbled. "It's been two days! Captain Falcon isn't going to wait forever…"
Captain Falcon ran over. "Are you talking about my incredibly pronounced muscles?" he asked.
Ness raised a hand to his mouth. "Must…not…ugh…" He ran off to another room, where strong vomiting noises could be heard.
"He must've eaten something," the bounty hunter said as he walked away.
Luigi walked into his bedroom, taking great care to avoid the lamp that had killed Ness so long ago. He strode over to his bed, and bent over to examine it. There was a small note in it that said…
I heard you like music. How would you like an electric guitar?
He slowly rose back up. As he turned around, a guitar flew into his face, knocking him to the ground. As he pushed himself back up, he felt a surge of lightning go through his body. He then vanished, a cloud of smoke rising from where he had been.
Alright! Chapter 15 is done! If you've played EarthBound, you may be familiar with an enemy that was an electric guitar…
Yeah. Kudos to the reviewers!
Valete.