Chaos Cerberus

By: Firagamaster (that's me)

Disclaimer: If I owned Sonic X, Naruto, Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, and Zelda. Would I really be here writing about it? Come on be fo real! I'd be making cool new games, well anyway I don't own em!

Episode 01:

" Hey, Inuyasha pass the dumplings" Naruto said stuffing his face in eggroles.

" Get yourself!" Inuyasha scowled stuffing his face in roles.

" Hey these chilly dogs are the best" Sonic the blue hedgehog said washing down his carry out chilly dog with some cherry soda.

" Link, say something! Stop it with the mute personality!" Shippo teased jumping up and down on the green hero of time's head.

" Shippo! Sorry Mr. Link" Kagome apologized grabbing the pint sized fox demon or whatever he was a rat or something I dunno.

" Naruto you are so immature, where are your manners?" Sakura scolded Naruto while holding a pair of chopsticks.

This is everyday with those guys, always ordering chinese! Chinese! Chinese! Chinese! Why can't they order something from Pizza Hut or Mcdonalds it's always CHINESE! Oh Sorry hello out there, my name is Kelvis. 16 years old, 5'9, and I live out in the country, ya know open fields with a huge pond in my backyard. My parent's died in a car wreck when I was little and I'm living with my Grandpa out here in the country land, how those free loaders ended up living here was my grandpa's fault… It all happened about two weeks ago.

Flashback

It all happened about a week ago, It was thundering and raining, I had to heard all of the sheep into the barn along with the cows. The sky was pitch black and the lightening was striking telephone poles and such like a laser.

After finishing my tasks I came inside to see all of my favorite anime characters and afew more that I don't even know. Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Sakura, Naruto, Kakashi, (kid)Goku, Vegeta, Serena, Ami, Link, Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku and Sango.

Grandpa Kel told me they had drifted in with the storm, and they all told me the same thing. I thought what the hell and went along with the story. At first it was cool having them around. But then after afew days with them. I CAN'T STAND EM! I've secretly plotted ways to get them back to where ever the hell they came from!

And there annoyance isn't even the worst part about them being here. Ever since they came all sorts a bullshits been happening, our land would get attacked by demons, the small town alittle ways up the road would get constant reports of a black hedgehog and a fat guy calling himself the Eggman was destroying the town sending robots and stuff not to mention Sesshoumaru, Zabuza, Frieza, Cell and some dark queen sending people to look for life energy. ALL HELL HAS BROKE LOSE!

Back

" Shut up or I'll blast you all!" Vegeta shouted. I was sitting upstairs in my room eating some eggroles and pork fried rice with some ice tea. Even way up here I can still hear them, If it were up to me I'd throw em all out.

As I ate and rambled on about my evil plots to get them outta here, my room door slowly creaked open, my eyes shot open as I took my eyes off of the mini TV on my dresser and peered at the door.

'Who the hell is it this time!' I thought taking abit of my chicken eggrole.

" Hey uh Kel it's me, Tails" the little fox boy said. Peeking his head in abit…

" Come in man" I said changing my mood completely, Tails is just about the only guy I can tolerate this household everyone else kinda sorta gets on my nerves Vegeta especially. Tails scurried in with his two tails waving as he walked.

" What's up man?" I asked.

" Ah nothing in particular just wanted to know what you were up to" Tails said jumping up on the bed.

" Well I was watching these Music Videos" I said gazing back on the screen. Beyonce was up shacking her rump it was awesome.

" Wow that lady is really pretty, like Sango" Tails said pointing to the tv.

" Good to see we got the same taste in women," I said.

" So do I!" Tails and I suddenly jumped up hitting our heads on the bottom of the upper bunk bed. Sitting behind us on the bed was Miroku in his meditation sitting position.

" Miroku?" I said rubbing my head.

" Yes this Beyonce in which you speak is very attractive" Miroku said rubbing his chin while watching TV. IT took forever explaining the means of television to the Inuyasha group. I then got up and stretched… I looked over at the digital alarm clock, it was 8:37pm. I then walked out of my room and into the hallway, I then walked up another level to get to the bathroom. There Serena and (kid) Goku were waiting outside. Holding each of their bladders,

" NARUTO HURRY UP I GOTTA GO!" Chibi Goku screamed banging on the door. " YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR THE PAST 45MINUTES!"

I walked over to the door and opened it. Inside, Naruto was viewing a hentai manga comic. My eyes grew wide, well I know now that Miroku isn't the only perv around here.

" Naruto this moment never happened" I said.

He stuffed the manga in his back pocket and bowed abit then whispered. " Thanks Kel san" Then I whispered back. " No problem man" while patting him on the shoulder. As soon as Naruto left I used the bathroom and washed up. When I came out Goku rushed inside faster than Sonic to an all you can eat ChiliDog stand.

" I then walked downstairs into the living room, where Kakashi, Ami, Sango, Kagome, Inuyasha, Vegeta, Shippo, Sonic, Knuckles and Link were watching TV they were watching Rouroni Kenshin.

" Wow that guy's sword technique is awesome theirs no way I can pull off such moves with my old man's blade " Inuyasha said.

" Yea but everyone knows the weapon doesn't make the man" Vegeta snickered.

" say what!" Inuyasha said.

" Now calm down Inuyasha" Kagome said.

" You heard me you're a sissy boned dog boy without that stupid sword" Vegeta said.

" You wanna take this outside!" Inuyasha scowled throwing the down his sword.

" Gladly" Vegeta said walking out with Inuyasha.

" If you ask me their both idiots" Knuckles whispered to Link. The entire time I was drinking some left over lemonade while watching. I rushed outside, I wanted to see this. As soon as I stepped outside to where Inuyasha and Vegeta were about to bout instead of seeing Saiyan verses Dog Demon I seen a man about the size of Goldberg made of pure metal, he was slugging Inuyasha and Vegeta and tossing them around like they were nothing.

Immediately I ran over to the scene. Good thing I took all of those martial arts classes, I jumped up in the air and instead of landing a Bruce Lee drop kick I was punched aside with his colossal fist! I hit the dirt and started sliding on it like a skipping stone on a pond.

" Ow" I said rolling over in pain. The earth started to tremble everytime he took a step towards me. I took off of the ground and rolled aside while holding my stomach dodging his fist connecting with the earth.

" Damn" I said letting go of my stomach. I jumped up and punched him in the face four times from left to right in the jaw then kicked him twice ending with an uppercut. Boy lemme tell ya my hands and feet were killing me after that assault. I took more damage than he did… I seemed to have be pissing him off on account of his eyes turning red. He ran towards me and punched me in the jaw sending me flying into the side of my house and landing straight in the living.

" Whoa what happened to you, tried to break up the fight between Inuyasha and Vegeta?" Sonic asked.

" Nah he already did!" I said pointing to the huge metal brute whom was walking inside from the hole in he punched me through. My jaw was killing me, I've never felt such a hit my life, this guy will make Muhammad Ali sting like a butterfly and run like a bee!

" Whoa who is that!" Kagome shouted.

" That doesn't matter! All you need to know is that he's goin down!" Sonic rushed the metal maniac at hyper speed. While running he turned into a ball knocking the metallic dude outside of the house. Sonic landed on the ground and fell half-unconscious.

" Hey Sonic what happened?" We all crowded around his dazed body.

" What is that guy made of Titanium!" Sonic said rubbing his head. Sonic, Knuckles, Sango(in demon slayer jump suit with boomerang) Kagome, Shippo, Ami, Link, Kakashi and I rushed outside where the metal guy was getting up from Sonic's spinball attack.

" Okay Sailor Mercury!" Ami held up her little pen thing.

" Hey noway we don't have time for her to transform… into this Sailor chick let's just attack head!" I shouted. With that, Knuckles, Sonic and Link backed me up. We all jumped in the air at once, he punched Sonic sending him flying far to the right, punched Knuckles sending him flying left and uppercutted me sending me flying back from which I came and head butted Link sending him flying and landing on me.

" Link get off and watch where you swing that Master Sword man it's sharp" I said.

" Obviously brute force doesn't work" Sailor Mercury said looking reading calculations on her little scouter thing that covered her eye.

" Any ideas Too Too?" I asked.

" That's the last time you'll insult my skirt!" Ami er… Sailor Mercury said.

" Where's Inuyasha!" Kagome asked all concerned.

" I dunno this guy kicked Inuyasha and Vegeta's ass then tossed them both like they were nothing" I said. The earth started to shack as the metal bastard made his way over.

" This is for Inuyasha you big bully!" Kagome said pulling out an arrow and shooting it at his chest. The sacred arrow struck him, but had no effect it bounced off like it nothing I've ever seen before, now is when I started to get alittle scared.

" Sorry we're late I we had bathroom problems" Chibi Goku and Serena rushed outside. Serena took out her pen.

" Hey is there anyway you can skip your whole Sailor Moon transformation or speed it up?" I asked. After Serena transformed.

" I'm Sailor Moon protector of…"

" Hey shut it with your stupid dialogue we're the ones in trouble right now!" I said cutting her off.

" Okay so you've tried everything?" Sailor Moon asked.

" Yea and we're getting pounded" I replied.

" How about this then" Sailor Moon took off her magic tiara. " Okay, magic tiara attack" She tossed the glowing tiara at the big guy.

" 5bucks says this doesn't work!" a beat up Knuckles said.

" Your on" Shippo said shaking hands with Knuckles. The man stopped and slapped the tiara aside sending it flying into the background.

" Holy shit!" I said stepping back. Every watch as this big bastard made his way over slowly to kill us all. Okay when he gets about two meters from where I'm stand I'm gonna run like there is no tomorrow!

" Ha your pretty good to defeat all of my friends like that" Chibi Goku said. " Let's see how you contend with a Super Saiyan!" Goku then from little kid, to golden little kid.

" Let's go!" Goku rushed him in golden Aura. Goku then went to punching him in this stomach and kicked him in the forehead sending him flying into the crop fields.

" Now let's finish you off!" Goku landed and cupped his hands together. " KA…MA…HA…MA…HAAAAAAA!" Chibi Goku shot a huge beam of light into the crop field destroying everything in sight. When the smoke cleared, we all ran over to the crater and looked in, the metal guy was an android no doubt and he was missing a leg and an arm now. From nowhere a man small carrier came from the sky it was Dr. Eggman and hanging off to the left of the carrier was Shadow and Android 17.

" EGGMAN!" Sonic said running up.

" You sent this android!" I shouted.

" Yes with alittle help form my new friend Dr.Gero" He said laughing " Now Shadow!" Shadow tossed up a Chaos Emerald and in a huge white flash Eggman, that metallic android, 17 and Shadow were gone. We all looked dumbfounded at the sky for about five minutes.

" Oh well….(Yawn) whose up for bed eh?" I asked stretching.

" Yea I'm pretty tired too" Goku said floating in the air.

" What Inuyasha and Vegeta?" Knuckles asked.

"Their strong they'll turn up eventually" Sango replied as we all walked back in the house. I went back upstairs and into my room where Miroku and Tails were watching a 50-Cent, G-UNIT music video.

" Ah just another battle" I said sitting down. Ya fighting super natural beings ain't new around this house hold. All though I don't have super powers or anything I can still kick butt with my hands and feet. So I guess I'm considered apart of the team.

" So what did I miss?" I asked.

Meanwhile hanging from a Tree limb from very high up.

" Well this is humiliating" Vegeta said.

" Ya it would have been even more humiliating when I kicked her ass" Inuyasha said.

" You kick my ass… that is very funny dog boy" Vegeta replied.

" Whatever monkey man!" Inuyasha retorted.

" What did you call me?" Vegeta fused.

" You heard me you ape!" Inuyasha laughed. The two started to strangle eachother to point where the limb the both of them were hanging from left snapped. Inuyasha and Vegeta then look down to see the they were hanging on fall past them. They then look at each other.
" AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The screamed falling to the ground.

End of Episode.