Chaos Cerberus
By: Firagamaster (that's me)
Disclaimer: If I owned Sonic X, Naruto, Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, and Zelda. Would I really be here writing about it? Come on be fo real! I'd be making cool new games, well anyway I don't own em!
Episode 02
I woke up the next morning have to pull arms and legs off of me. Everyday I woke up I had to pull someone off of me. Naruto's foot, Sonic's arm, Goku's head etc. I got up and walked out of my room and into the empty sunfilled hallway. I then turned and walked up another set of stairs to the bathroom, Vegeta had just come out rubbing his chin. I walked in and found nothing but facial hair all in the bathroom sink.
" Yuck Vegeta if your gonna shave man have the decency to clean out the sink" I said sticking my head out of the bathroom door. I know one of the girls would scream their lungs out if they saw this. After taking care of my business I went back to my room, Miroku was sitting up right against a wall sleeping, Sonic was on my bed sleeping, Naruto was sleeping on my bed also, so was Goku and Knuckles. Tails, Link and Inuyasha was sleeping on the top bunk. I walked over to my dresser and pulled out a pair of baggy jeans, then walked over to my closet and pulled out a t shirt and my Iverson Jersey with a pair of beige boots. Walking past my coat hanger I grabbed my belt and went back up to the bathroom and changed. Once changed I walked downstairs where I saw Ami massaging my grandpa's shoulders on the couch.
" Yes right there…" He said.
I walked over across from Grandpa and finished putting my boots on.
" Okay Kelvis, Ms. Sango is fixing something for you to eat once your done go out and take care of your chores" He said. " I could get used to this" He said as I walked into the kitchen. Sitting on the table was Sango's little cat thing Kirara.
" What's that thing doing on the table?" I asked walking over and sitting down.
" Kirara was just guarding your food, Vegeta and Naruto likes to steal" She said as she finished washing dishes. " Oh and Kelvis?" She said.
" What?" I said finishing up my toast.
" Are you okay?" She asked.
" Yea I fine" I said, see this is why I distance myself from the Inuyasha gang, their weird!
" That android or whatever Goku called it… was really powerful" She turned around and leaned on the counter.
" Yea it was…" I said eating up. I then finished washed out my dish and walked over to the back door. I have to feed all of the cows, let the sheep out to get some fresh air, feed the pigs. Go and get some milk from the store and finish fixing the fence that android broke yesterday that my grandpa didn't finish.
" Wait are you even listening to me?" She asked.
" Huh wha? Guess not…" I yawned walking outside. I walked to the barn and let out all of the sheep they ran out and spread out eating grass and stuff. I then walked over to the cows and herded them into their spot on the field as well. I then walked over to the pigpen and fed them their scraps and gave them plenty of water.
After extensive chores, they always took me about 4hours to complete I walked back into the house and showered up and changed into a new pair of cloths. By now everyone was up and moving around, After exiting the bathroom I went into my room where it was empty. All of them would clear out, shower up and vamoose!
I changed into a tall white tee and some baggy blue jeans with a pair of white air force ones. I walked downstairs and sat down on the couch. Currently, Kagome, Sango, Serena, Shippo and Sonic were in the livingroom watching the Puffy Amiyumi show.
" Is they're ANYTHING else on?" I asked.
" Yea there IS! I wanna watch Macross Plus but they're hogging the TV!" Sonic said jumping up and running with speed around the livingroom causing a slight tornado.
" Hey Sonic WE got here first so WE'RE gonna watch whatever we want!" Serena shouted. Sonic and Serena then went to arguing it was more than a pain in the ass. I got up and walked outside in the backyard… Goku was hitting Kamahamaha waves on the lake and Naruto and Sakura was training in the field while Kakashi observed. I sighed and walked over to where, Naruto and Sakura were sparring.
" They seem to be more at today mind tellin me what's got them so psyched?" I asked Kakashi
" Naruto san and Sakura chan learned of how strong our opponent was yesterday and is now training to prepare for more upcoming challenges." Kakashi said. " And so is Goku"
" And your not training because?" I asked.
" Because I am a master of the ninjutsu arts" He said.
" Hey I dunno what a ninjutsu is buuuuuut I'll take it as your really good" I said. Kakashi laughed abit.
" Hmm your even more clueless than Naruto sometimes" Kakashi said.
" Hey I do what I can" I said sarcastically.
" Hahahaha… Maybe you should give our ways a try I can tell you'd make a great student" Kakashi said.
" Sorry gramps but ninja sorta isn't my bag" I said. " I'm more of the street fighter punk kinda thing"
" Hmm street fighters don't use the type of fighting you've used. I've seen you in combat and you preform all of those martial arts styles together making something of your own style." Kakashi said.
" Man your observant! I'll give ya that Kakashi man but hey I bet you can't tell me which styles I were using" I said.
" Sure I can, you've use a mixture of Karate, Kickboxing, Kenpo and alittle bit Kung Fu and Ti Chi" Kakashi said.
" Whoa…" I said.
" What do you call it?" Kakashi asked.
" I call my ultimate style… Kickin Ass" I said.
" You remind me of me of a former student of mine" He said. " Would you like to know about her?"
" No… but I have the feeling your gonna tell me anyway" I sighed.
" Her name was Kiako Ornitier… She was a great student, excelled extremely high in training, very well mannered and nice. She was like small goddess always happy" Kakashi said.
" Hmm…sounds like a brat" I chuckled.
" Yes she sorta was, but none the less she knew when and when not to act crazy and out of control, give her one pixie stick of a yard and she takes a mile" He laughed. I could tell this Kiko Ornitore or whoever was really a good kid. By the way Kakashi is talking… I turned and around and slowly walked away as Kakashi rambled on and one about Kiko or was it Kiako? Hmmm oh well, he didn't seem to notice I was gone already. Around my house was lots of trees and fields and mountains. Now seemed like a great time to go for a walk and explore like I used to before these free loaders showed up. I walked near the path that led deeper into the forest.
" HEEEY!" A blue speeding ball of aura was headed my way. It stopped just before me in a cloud of dust. When the dust cleared it was Sonic… of coarse who else here runs at the speed of sound?
" What you up to buddy?" Sonic asked.
" I was just gonna go for a walk" I said.
" Can I come with?" Sonic asked.
" Sure" I said. With that Sonic and I started walking down the path full of trees listening to the birds chirp and woodpeckers peck wood. As we walked the sound of swords clashing filled the air.
" Hey sounds like two people are killing each other let's go and watch!" I said run with Sonic, we both made it to this small clearing in the trees. There we saw Inuyasha and Link clashing swords.
" This reminds me of Soul Calibur" I said.
All of a sudden while watch I accidentally stepped on a tree twig. The twig snapped and Inuyasha seemed to have heard it. He turned from Link and tossed his Tetsaiga at us… I ducked dodging the huge sword. The Tetsaiga flew into the tree.
" Hey! Whose over there!" Inuyasha shouted.
" Inuyasha chill it's just me and Sonic!" I shouted waving a small white flag indicating that we surrendered. Inuyasha walked over to the tree and snatched his Tetsaiga out of the tree. When he sheathed his sword it returned to normal size.
" What are you two doing way out here?" Inuyasha asked.
" Exploring" I said dusting my shoulder off.
" Exploring? Well this forest is pretty vast… count me in" Inuyasha said.
" What just like that?" I asked.
" No second thoughts about returning to Kagome?" Two seconds after Sonic finished his sentence he was knocked over the head with Inuyasha's fist.
" What are you calling me a kid or something" He said.
" What about you Link?" I asked. Link nodded in acceptance of my offer.
" Okay the party is set now let's move" I said. We walked through, forests, swamps and even over small mountains. I'd climb the hard way, Inuyasha would hop up the mountain with ease, Sonic would run up it and Link would use his Hook Shot. They made me feel so futile… When I finally made it up the mountain, Link gave me a hand up.
" What took ya?" Inuyasha complained.
" Hey do I look like a dog demon, a hedgehog or a green guy with lots of gadgets?" I asked.
" Uh no" Inuyasha said.
" Okay then!" I said. I looked over the vast area. The house looked like the size of a toy from way up here! Suddenly I felt the winds pick up for some reason and the earth under us trembled abit.
" Am I going nuts or is this huge rock trembling" I asked. Inuyasha then started to sniff the air and he pulled out his Tetsaiga.
" I know that stupid stench anywhere" Inuyasha shouted. There suddenly a small tornado was headed our way. The tornado, road up to us and stopped and the wind cleared revealing a guy with long black hair that was held up in a pony tail. At his feet were abunch of wolves.
" Hmm how do you like that the wolves in this world understand the ways of the tribe too" He said.
" KOGA!" Inuyasha shouted.
" INUYASHA YOU PATHETIC MUTT I KNEW I SMELT SOMETHING FOUL IN THE AIR" Koga said.
" Kagome isn't in the way to save you now!" Inuyasha shouted again.
" I take it you guys know each other?" I said.
" Yea we go way back" the wolf guy said.
" They are totally gonna kill each other let's watch!" I said.
" SIT BOY!" Kagome screamed. Kagome, Sango, Shippo came riding down on Kirara. Inuyasha hit the ground.
" Kagome!" Koga rushed over to Kagome and picked her up. " I've searched all over for you in this repulsive world for you."
" And I take you know eachother too" I said.
" You have no idea" Sango said.
" Fate has brought us together at last… you must have been search for me just as I been for you" Koga said.
" No I sensed the jewel shard so I…" Kagome started.
" Put her down Koga!" Inuyasha scowled.
" Make me dog breath" Koga said.
" Man looks like no one's killing eachother now" I said.
" The jewel shard's are here too?" Kagome asked.
" Yea so it would seem" Sango said.
" We should go out and look for them!" Inuyasha said.
" Yea you guys really should!" I begged.
" Okay but you don't mind us using your place for a stop and go do ya?" Kagome asked me.
" OF COURSE I DO GO LIVE IN... no I don't mind" I said having a sorta change of heart. I know that I'm gonna regret saying that. When I finished my thought, there was a loud cry in the air. All of a sudden the ground started shaking again.
" HOLY COW!" I said falling down on my face. Arising from the ground was a large hairy beast, way too big to be a bear. It had large gorilla like arms, small legs and sharp fangs. It roared at us…
" ROOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR!" It jumped at us like a bat outta hell! It ran up to Inuyasha and uppercutted him then back hand punched Link and Sonic. The monster then ran down the mountain. To the house.
" HOLY HELL IT'S GONNA EAT THE COWS!" I shouted. " LET'S GET DOWN THERE NOWW!" I screamed jumping off of the edge. Wait why the hell did I jump off of the edge NOOOOOO! I screamed all the way down. Suddenly my hand was grabbed in the air and I was yanked like a bulgy cord onto Kirara.
" Thanks…" I said hanging onto Sango. Riding on this Kirara thing was scary as hell but I didn't mind I had to save my cows! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COWS COST ON THE MARKET! We landed in the open fields before the beast showed up. Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi came from around the house. The beast had just cut through the forest I swear that thing was as big as a monster truck. And it's fists were big enough to nail a human into the ground like a hammer.
" RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!" I roared with slob foaming from its mouth. I rushed him and jumped in the air. I flipped and drop kicked it, sending him flying back into a tree. All right I kick major ass! It recovered quite fast and rushed me… Ran towards him and dodged a punch he threw at me. He back hand slapped me sending me flying into the dirt.
" Damn that hurt maybe I should stick to trying to be a normal kid" I turned around to see the monster in the air about to pound on me. Suddenly from nowhere Naruto drop kicked him to the side.
" Thanks fox boy" I said getting up.
" You guys delt with that android and I missed out I'm not skippin this fight for nothin!" He said.
" Hey knock yourself out" I offered. Naruto rushed him and jumped in the air throwing some leaves at him the leaves worked like some blades cutting his skin. The Beast jumped at Naruto and punched him in the face. DAMN I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS! Naruto hit the ground like a dead duck…
" Geez that had to hurt" Sonic rushed over with his Spinball attack and struck him in the back then went around and struck him in the chest. Sending him flying…
"WIND SCAR!" Inuyasha shouted. With that a wave of energy traveled through the ground destroying the beast and ridding him of the land.
" Ha… stupid animal" Inuyasha said.
(Later that day)
" We may be gone for a day or two theres no telling when we'll be back" Kagome said. Here we go saying goodbye to the Inuyasha gang. I was so happy I wanted to hug someone.
" You come back anytime, this is your home now" Grandpa Kel said.
" Yea but try not to visit too often" I said.
" Hmhmhm your so funny Kelvis" Shippo said.
" Hey I'm serious you little!" Before I could finish Grandpa slapped me across the head.
" Remember what I've told you" Grandpa said.
" We will" Kagome said. With that they were all gone over the horizon. Sango and Miroku riding Kirara and Kagome road on back of Inuyasha.
But one thing bothers me big time. If Koga was here who knows how many other animes are in this world how many demons have come and how many mind rattling, alien smashing, monster crashing, sailor moon transforming, Super saiyain changing, Gundam Blasting, machine stomping….wait… okay I think you get the point… Bottom line is… OUR WORLD HAS BEEN INVADED BY ANIME!