Pikachu and Jigglypuff walked through the Smash Manor, trying desperately to find a map. They had cooked up a plan to rescue the other Smashers from the Large Creepy Haunted House, but couldn't, since they had no idea where it was.

"Jiggly?" Jigglypuff squealed. She ran for a large bronze door and threw it open, revealing a very angry Lugia.

"Pikapi!" Pikachu shrieked. He fled back downstairs to the relative safety of the bedrooms.

Jigglypuff whipped out her microphone and began to sing. Unfortunately, it only made the angry Pokemon even angrier. It picker her up in its teeth and threw her out a nearby window.

"JIGGLY!" Jigglypuff cried. She slowly floated down to the courtyard, where Yoshi and Ness where playing baseball. She sat and watched them for a while.

Suddenly several shards of ice flew out at her, narrowly missing her face. She looked over at the source.

"HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY!" the Ice Climbers shouted as they spread ice before them. Ness and Yoshi quickly ran to the other side of the Manor.

"What did I tell you about playing with ice?" Fox yelled after them. He began to give chase, but slid and fell over on the ice. "Get back here, NOW!"

"We have to spread our love to the entire world!" Popo exclaimed. "It is our mission! We will not fail the Excit-o-matic!" The two continued running off toward the Hyrule portal.

That night, the non-competing Smashers gathered in the auditorium. All, that is, except for the Ice Climbers, who were off owning some Stalfos.

Mario stepped in front of the stage curtain. "My friends-a and my enemies," he said, taking great care to smirk at Ness, "I am-a proud to present-a this production to you all-a…Italians!"

Peach clapped enthusiastically while everyone else groaned.

"Ahem…raise the curtain, Luigi!"

The curtain rose, and Dr. Mario stepped onstage, wearing his usual outfit.

"Gee, who would have thought Dr. Mario would be playing a doctor?" Falco muttered.

"Ahem…" Dr. Mario began. "I am Dr. Mario. Pleased to make your acquaintance." He stretched his hand out to Mario, who frowned.

"That's-a not your line," he said.

"I know, but you never gave me a script," Dr. Mario responded.

Luigi leaned over the balcony. "You never told me what to do either," he called. "When am I supposed to spit the Boos out?"

"This is pathetic," Fox grumbled.

"Alas, my secret is out-a," Mario said. "You two do not have any parts-a. This show is…MY OWN-A!" He began to giggle evilly.

"You demon!" Luigi cried. He shifted to Missile Mode and launched himself into his brother just as Dr. Mario electrocuted him. The red/clad plumber shot far off into the distance, eventually crash-landing into a wayward Bullet Bill.

Link leaned back. "That was a great show!" he said. "Can you do it again tomorrow?"

Mewtwo slipped into the hangar after midnight. Surely no one is watching, he thought to himself. Besides, it's not like I'll be unsuccessful with my new Toaster Powers. He took a deep breath and approached Amelia's container.

She awoke as he approached her. "Yes, Mewtwo?" she asked. "You're heart rate is abnormally high. Do you require first aid?"

Mewtwo choked. "N-no, I'm fine," he said. "I was just wondering something."

"Yes?" she asked.

Mewtwo ran over the list of things he was supposed to do again. Unfortunately, all that was coming to him was "wing it".

"I was wondering if, perhaps, you might…maybe…court me?"

Amelia's head tilted slightly. "I am unfamiliar with the concept of a living creature being involved with an android," she said. "However, I am willing to 'give it a shot' as Young Link has said."

Mewtwo restrained his urge to do a victory dance. "Yes…thank you Amelia." He nodded to her.

"You are welcome, Mewtwo. Please, return soon so we can discuss this further." She returned to her container and began to rest again.

Mewtwo floated back out, occasionally stopping to spin around and make squeaking noises.

"I already said no," Zelda growled.

"Please? Just this once?" Captain Falcon begged. He reached over and plucked some lilies off of a nearby bush. "I even brought roses!" he said.

Zelda squeezed her eyes shut. "You are the most pathetic, hopeless, disgusting idiot I have ever laid my eyes on! I hope you fall down a hole and break your legs and don't get rescued until the ants have eaten your police badge!" She spun around and stomped off to her room.

Captain Falcon looked down at the plastic badge he had gotten from his multiplication tutor last year. "That was so mean," he whimpered. He turned around and began to walk back inside. As he walked, he fell through a hidden hole in the ground and landed in a large ant pile at the bottom. The ants rushed out, grabbed his badge, and began to feed on it.

"Whoa…she's psychic!" the bounty hunter exclaimed. He then vowed that he would not hit on another psychic for the rest of the week.

Samus walked around the LCHH, not really sure where she was going. Every now and then she would pass someone else's room and listen in.

Marth had thrown a fit. "I was on the verge of a breakthrough before you interrupted me!" he shouted. "Now I'll never remember who that bandit ringleader was!" He kicked her out of the room and locked the door.

Kirby had been amiable enough…but he was also in the middle of eating the leftovers from the buffet. Samus shook her head and walked past.

Mewtwo had been rehearsing his lines for that night, when he would approach Amelia again. Naturally, he was very upset with Samus and threatened to replace the oxygen in her air tanks with carbon monoxide.

Young Link was busy looking through Link's diary and laughing maniacally at the angry references to the "Satanic child" that was frequently mentioned.

Finally, she made her way to Ganondorf's room. She walked inside and sat down in his Official Reading Chair.

He wasn't in his room. Or anyone else's. Or anywhere in the house that she had been…and she had been everywhere.

"Where is he?" she asked.

The Ice Climbers walked into Hyrule Temple and approached the Master Sword's pedestal. So far, they had frozen a couple hundred of the lands inhabitants, including several ugly fish creatures.

"YAY!" they cried as they entered. "A big place to freeze!" They quickly began to spin around in circles, freezing everything that they saw.

Suddenly Impa appeared! "Bad children!" she yelled. She then utilized her Uber Teleportation Powers to send them back to the Manor.

"Aww…" they sniffed.

Ganondorf stood on the roof of the LCHH. He was trying to perform a complex spell that would prevent aging, but was unsure how to proceed from where he was.

"It says to jump up and down…" he murmured to himself. "But does that mean to jump…or hop…or skip…or prance?" He furrowed his brow. "I wonder…"

Suddenly, a powerful force struck him in the back, He stumbled forward and fell off the roof. As he landed, his body disappeared in the usual manner.

Another chapter down.

Valete!