Episode 09

I woke up the next morning after having felt completely tramatized by the anime characters staying at my house. I woke up outta bed then walked into the bathroom. When I opened the door, Ayaka was sitting down on the toilet half naked she looked up at me as I stared back like a jackass.

"AHHH!" She screamed.

"AHHHH!" I screamed then slammed the door. I yawned then walked down the hall and down the stairs to see everyone downstairs doing they're own thing. Kakashi and my grandfather were playing chess like two old guys, Sakura was brushing Mihoshi's hair while Mihoshi read a book and Sonic was lying on the couch watching some morning cartoons.

I walked down the steps and straight into the kitchen hell I was pretty hungry.

" Hello Kel san, over here" Sasami beconed. I walked over and she handed me a plate of pancakes and scrambled eggs. I stared at the plate then stared at her smiling face. I still didn't say anything, I just turned and sat at the table to eat my damn food. As I was eating, hey this is pretty good... emmm... anyway as I was eating Naruto busted into the kitchen.

" Naruto get out I just mopped this floor!" Sasami said throwing an apple at him.

" But Sasami chan!" Before he could finish he was hit upside the head and he flew outside.

" Nice throw" I said then started to eat the food again. I dunno why but I wanted to learn some new moves, I know that we'll have alot more challenges now more anime characters are living at my house. I stood up then walked upstairs past everyone in the living room then up to my room. I put on a white t shirt and some blue jeans with a blue bandanna on my head. I then ran over to my window and leaped out, luckily naruto was still there.

"Naruto" I said landing down before him.

" Eh? Kel san? What is it?" He said standing up rubbing his head.

" I want you to teach me that ninja replication technique" I said.

" So you've finally taken an interest in ninjutsu?" Kakashi suddenly appeared behind me in a puff of smoke.

" Dammit... well it is hard to admit but yea, Kage Bushin no jutsu would help me alot out in a fight" I said. " And so would shaman techniques, the kamahamaha wave and the summoning arts"

" So your planning on learning as many simple techniques as you can hmmm your not too much different from naruto" Kakashi said. " Naruto go and continue your training I'll teach Kel san here a thing or two"

" Hai" Naruto saluted then ran off into the open fields.

" Kel come with me" Kakashi walked with his hands in his pockets, we walked far out into the field near the lake. " Okay to learn jutsus your going to have to release your chakra flow"

" Eh?" I said.

" Do you know what chakra is?" Kakashi asked turning to face me.

" Well it's suppose to be like ki a your spiritual energy right?" I asked.

" Exactly, humans in this modern world you call earth have chakra flows too" He said.

" What do you..." I started.

" You can use super moves just like us if you wanted... but at birth the humans of this world's chakra is blocked off" Kakashi said.

" Well how do you like... unblock this and release my chakra?" I asked.

" Like this" Kakashi turned around fast then stabbed me in the side with his middle and index finger. "Initial Gate" He then stabbed me up near my heart. " Heal Gate" He then stabbed me in my neck. "Wonder Gate" He then stuck his two fingers jabbing me in the forehead. " View Gate" He then poked me in the shoulder. " Harm Gate" He then poked me in the stomach. " Limit Gate" He opened his entire palm then pressed my chest hard as hell. " Death&Life Gate!" I went flying back and hit a tree. I landed down on my feet while heaving as if I just ran a mile.

" Give it time and your chakra will flow freely through your body now with no restrictions..." Kakashi said.

" Wh-what did you do?" I said with a meek voice.

" In each person there are eigth chakra gates, that regulate the amount of chakra that is used in a jutsu... yours were always sealed off from any chakra going through it so your chakra gates were never used... but I unblocked those gates so your chakra will flow in between your chakra gates" He explained.

My eyes closed from exhaust and I fell out on the soft grass.

I had awaken some time later it was around dusk, I stood up and yawned then stared at the sun that was trying to hide behind the trees. I put my hands in my pockets then started towards the house, I looked up to see Kimi and Ellie running my way. They stopped just infront of me.

"What?" I said annoyed already.

"Hi Kel so what were you doing out here anyway?" Kimi asked.

" Uh..." I looked at my palm. For some strange reason my body felt extremely different from before, it felt atad lighter, Like I could swing my fist faster or jumper higher now. But it was only a tad of a boost nothing too life changing. " Training" I finally said.

"Oh with Kakashi" She said.

" Pika pika" Pikachu said ontop of Ellie's head.

" Yea let's head back home I know Sasami's got somethin cookin" I said. We all ran back to the house, I walked in first and seen everyone sitting around the table. My usual spot was between Naruto and Sasami. I sat down and everyone began to gossip and eat at the table.

" Hey Inuyasha stop eating with your hands you barbarian"

" Hey pass the riceballs"

" TENCHI GET SOME OF MY FOOD HON!"

" TENCHI SAMA! RYOKO GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM YOU CUNT!"

" Amidamaru can't eat he's a ghost"

" Oh I can't watch this!"

" WHOA!"

" Ha ghosts can eat too I guess hahaha"

" Yoh your such a dope"

" Stay away from my dumplings or I'll blast you all!"

" Don't worry about that Vegeta always says that"

" NO SERIOUSLY WOMAN I WILL BLAST YOU!"

" Hahaha So Sailor Mecury was it? Would you be interested in having my children?"

" MIROKU YOU LECTUROUS MONK!"

" Ow Sango!"

" AHH!"

Yea it's like this every night. It's kind of fun to be around them SOMETIMES! Not all the time though because it'll annoy the crap out of you being around them TOO long. When I was through, I stood up from the table and walked off upstairs into my room. I sat down on my bed then grabbed a towel and some fresh cloths and walked to the bathroom. I got out of my cloths and began to take a shower. When I cleansed my sweaty body I stepped out and began to dry off, I slipped on some clean boxers and walked out into the hallway then sort of dropped down on my bed laying there looking up at the ceiling.

" Maybe...maybe now is a good time to...try it out" I said standing up. I put my hands in that same ninja like hand seal like Naruto always did. Suddenly I felt a small gust of wind at my feet. "KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" I shouted. I expected a shadow clone but... nothing...zip...notta. The gust of wind at my feet stopped, it was the chakra flow I could feel it. It was like this warm kinda wind passing around me. I know it was the chakra because my damn window was closed.

"Hmm" I rubbed my head then put my hands in the same handseal again. "KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" I tried it again there was a serge of energy this time surrounding me it made my hair sort of stand up abit. I looked around but there was still no shadow clone... This was becoming extremely tedious. It was annoying me but I had to keep trying. If I want to really do this I must keep trying.

(Later that night 3:48am)

I was on the floor breathing hard as a motherfucker. I still wasn't able to make a shadow clone, I've tried a number of 46 times. I was beginning to tire out from the lack of chakra. My feet were feeling like wet noodles and my arms were dangling as if they were boneless. Now I know I've used up too much chakra doing this... Okay before I finally go to sleep I'm going to give this another try.

I stood up then inhaled and exhaled. I put my hands in the correct hand seal. " KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" This time I really put forth all my might to it. Chakra exploded around me creating a... a shadow clone? He just stood there ready to fight anyone whom came into sight. I couldn't believe it... I made a replication of myself... I wanted to cry I was so damn happy. I poked him in the side.

" Hey what the hell are you doing?" He said. It was a solid clone too not just some cheap illusion.

" Okay now I get it" I said. " I've got to expell alot of chakra to make a shadow clone not hold back to save alittle..."

" Ooookay" He said. " Buh Bye call me back when there is an actual fight goin on"

The shadow clone disappeared.

" YES!" I jumped up.

" KEL SAN KEEP IT DOWN!" I heard a loud shout from down the hall. It was Ryoko, I could tell her shout from anywhere. I smiled then walked out into the hallway and down the stairs. I then crept out the back door and walked into the night, I walked over to the exact spot where Kakashi had unlocked my chakra gates.

I stood there for awhile until a needle flew down striking at my foot. I flipped backwards just in time to dodge it.

" Shit what was that?" I said looking up. Standing in a tree was somebody with this weird ass mask on. "Who are you!"