Hey HEy heY hEy guys and gals! ME again, been awhile, work has been bleghhhhhh! Sorry for late update.

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More random fun crack crap for you in this chapter. So enjoy! Or don't, I'm not your boss.

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"Where'd you run off too, Weiss?" A heavily intoxicated Yang questioned the pale girl.

Weiss froze but quickly regained her composure and cleared her throat "I was just finding some wine." She laughed lightly "Anyway, how are you both finding the party?" She tried her best to shift the conversation in a different direction. There was no way in hell she was letting anyone find out about her recent... activity.

"You've been gone for well over an hour." Sun's head popped up from beside Blake "We're currently in chillout mode." He laughed, gesturing to the room.

Icy eyes surveyed the scene. Majority of the partygoers were all sat down in their own little social groups while others were leaving. Either way, she had messed up, talking her way out of this one was going to prove difficult.

"Well," The inquisitive monkey boy quirked and eyebrow "Where's the wine?"

'Very difficult...' She internally groaned at the winning smile that had slowly crept onto his already smug looking face.

"That's a good question, Sun." Blake agreed "Surely you wouldn't have just drunk it on your own." The cat girls ears perked up, almost as if they could sense the lies coming from her friend.

"I.. I!" Weiss stammered, not knowing how to get out of this predicament.

"Move." Came the voice of the boy she had just gotten to know better.

She spun on her heels and glared up at the boy "Oh, Arc. I didn't realise they let dogs come to this party." She scowled at the boy. She had found an opening to get out of the interrogation that was going on and she took it. She'd apologise to Jaune later, but right now, she needed to cause a scene.

Jaune looked at the girl, dumbfounded "I mean, they let you in here, didn't they?"

Weiss mouth hung agape as several groans echoed within the room. Along side the groans, several cheers and ohhhhhs! could be heard. Mainly from the boys Weiss had shot down in the past.

"How! How dare you!?" The white haired girl screamed in rage "How dare you compare me to a mere mutt?"

"Are you for real?" Jaune asked in response "You started this." He stated calmly.

"Ohhhh, tell her!" Sun drunkenly laughed, earning him a swift yet hard punch to the arm from Blake.

"Now, please get out of the way. I'm going home." Jaune once again asked the, now seething, girl to move.

"Let the creep go, Weiss." Yang spoke up, shooting the blonde boy a glare of her own "Get out of here." She ordered threateningly.

Jaune knew Weiss was only using him as a scapegoat and wouldn't actually try anything that would get him hurt. A drunk Yang on the other hand. A sober Yang was dangerous enough, he didn't dare try and oppose the blonde boxer. With an unbothered shrug, he waltzed past the Heiress and Sun got up to follow his friend.

"Are you leaving?" Blake asked as the tanned boy got to his feet.

"Urmm, yes?" Sun responded unsure of himself, noticing how the girls mood dropped.

"I thought it'd be nice to get to know each other a little bit better." The amber eyed girl smiled faintly, a light blush adorning her cheeks "Yang said she has something big planned for us later."

Without an ounce of hesitation, Sun leapt back into his spot in between the two girls. Jaune would understand right? After all who was he to deny him a threesome? Just because he can't get any. Sun grinned "So, tell me more about yourself." Causing Blake to give out a light giggle.

"Ugh." Weiss moaned "Can you please leave your flirting behind closed doors?" It was normal for her to be so anal against public displays of affection, yet her usual bite was missing from her tone. Her eyes locked on the back of the boy currently leaving.

Yang glanced at Weiss and noticed she was acting off "Come on, Weissicle. You must be used to his insults by now."

"I am." She replied with a sigh "God, I need a drink..."

"Atta girl!" Yang cheered "Why stop there? Why not try and get laid too?"

"Yeah, I'm sure Neptune was here earlier." Sun added "Aren't you two, like, a couple or something?"

"Actually, I'm pretty sure I saw him leave with that skater chick." Blake piped into the conversation "Seriously, can that guy not hold down a single relationship?"

"Yeah." Sun laughed nervously "What a scumbag." He prayed his friends would forgive him once they find out he bagged a three way with two of the hottest girls on campus. And if they didn't understand him, fuck em! He's the one who got the W.

"Trust me, I don't need to get laid." Weiss scowled "Now pass that bottle here." She lunged out and snatched the bottle of vodka out of Yang's grasp. Bringing the bottle to her lips and swallowing a mouthful of the burning liquid.

~~~Vale University~~~

Jaune banged on the door once again. He had been stuck outside his dorm for the last 30 minutes as his room mate seemed to be too busy to come out of his room and let him in. "God damn it, Nep." He muttered quietly. It was currently three in the morning and he'd rather not get into an argument with his neighbours over him being too loud. He put his back up against the door and slumped against the wood.

The boy was currently battling the demons in his head. He had been warned about biting the forbidden apple and yet he practically stole the whole fucking tree. "Rule fucking one..." He groaned, pulling out his phone and turning the volume down before turning on a random Little Mix playlist and opening up the internet.

He began scrolling through several next day flight options and bopping his head to the music, after all, what else was he going to do while stuck outside of his dorm this early in the morning?

Several minutes passed and he was still unsuccessful in his hunt for a cheap flight, with a defeated sigh, he threw his phone against the wall, earning him a bang on the wall in response.

"Fuck you." Jaune called out to the noise and heard an annoyed shuffling come from behind the wall. The door to the opposite room flung open and a very sleep deprived boy stood shooting a frustrated look down towards the blonde.

"For fuck sake, Arc. Do you know what time it is? Why the hell are you not making all this noise in your room?" The tall boy ran a hand through his messy red hair, careful not to pierce his hand with one of his bull horns.

"Ya know, vibing." Jaune replied with a shrug, leaning over to retrieve his discarded phone "Go back into your room, Adam."

Adam stole a quick glance at the phone and his eyes went wide in horror "You didn't..." Jaune and himself weren't the closest of friends, but every male in the building knew about the importance of the Broble and all followed it's rules as if second nature.

The blonde boy shoved his phone away and grew a panicked look "Don't be stupid!" He said a little too quickly "I'm the creep, remember? No girl would ever give me the time of day." He explained with a nervous laugh.

"No sane girl, you mean." Adam looked unimpressed as he pointed an accusing finger down at the nervous wreck "Next day flights! Rule two! Rule two!" The bull's voice rose and Jaune hung his head in shame "We know this, Jaune! Never ever ever ever ever ever stick dick in crazy!" He recited the first line and rule of the Broble "What were all of the bro meetings for? Have you learnt nothing?!"

Jaune flinched, rushing to his feet "Keep it down, idiot!" He hushed the redhead "And how can you talk? Blake may have seemed to have it altogether, but she's crazy as shit." His counter argument was quickly torn down as Adam started up once more.

"We're not talking about her! We're talking about you!" He once again pointed at the blonde "Let's start from the beginning. Who was it?"

Jaune froze up, could he tell him the truth? What if everyone finds out? Weiss had, in between nibbling on his ear and moaning his name, told him she would ruin his life if anyone found out. But, could he live with the secret eating away at him?

"Jaune? Well?"

Adam's voice snapped him out of his inner turmoil "I need you to promise me you wont tell anyone."

"Okay, easy. I promise I won't."

Jaune shook his head "That won't cut it. We need to form a PalPact..."

Now it was Adam's turn to stiffen up "B..But the last PP that rose ruined Dove's social standing..."

Jaune nodded "Exactly, so you know what these secrets can do to a man. I wouldn't have suggested a sacred PP if it wasn't necessary." A sigh escaped his lips "If you can't d..."

"I broke up with Blake cause she always wanted to peg me..." Adam's whispered voice cut him off. He made no effort to make eye contact with the blonde and chose to hide his ashamed look by staring at the floor.

To say Jaune was stunned was an understatement, he knew Blake was kinky but he had no idea she was that kinky. He placed a reassuring hand on the boys shoulder "I mean, as long as you didn't let her do it, right?" Jaune noticed the faunus seem to shrink at his words "I mean, it's not as if you enjoyed it... Right...?"

"Don't judge me, okay..." With a sigh, Adam straightened up and looked back at Jaune steely eyed "It wasn't bad, I'll admit that. It's just, it was everyday with her. There was never a time when I'd be banging her." He admitted shamefully.

"Too much info." Jaune waved his hands in front of him, trying to stop the bull from diving into more detail "Wait a minute. Is that why you always came to class with a limp?"

Adam nodded "Now, tell me your secret. It better be juicy."

"Weiss Schnee." The blonde simply answered. Even though his voice was quiet, it sounded like the whole world had heard. Judging from the way Adam's mouth hung open in horror, he wasn't far off.

"Say sike..." Adam responded, the look of horror falling further into despair.

Jaune shook his head "I wish..." He sounded unsure, but it was lost on the shocked boy "Look, shit happens. I'll just act like nothing happened."

"Do you need money? I've been saving up for a while now, so it should be enough for a next day flight." Adam asked, practically shaking the boy down "Fuck it!" he threw his hands up "I'll figure something out. Don't you worry, Jaune, I've got your back!" The redhead teen spun around and dashed back into his room.

The door to Jaune's dorm slowly creaked open and Neptune peaked out "Oh thank god!" He opened the door fully at the sight of his friend "Thought those crackheads came back."

Jaune gave a defeated sigh, deciding he'd had enough bullshit for one night and pushed passed the bluenette "Sleep." Was all he uttered as he entered his room, slamming the door behind him.

~~~Vale University~~~

Neptune paced around the living room. Sun was supposed to be here over an hour ago to discuss their video project but had yet to answer his phone. The sound of Jaune humming silently accompanied by the sizzling of bacon on a skillet just added to the blue haired teens annoyance. "Can you quiet down a bit? Can't hear myself think." He snapped at his dormmate.

Jaune responded by humming louder and flipping him the bird, focusing more on flipping his bacon.

With a defeated sigh, Neptune slumped down on to the couch "Sorry, I'm just a little on edge." He explained.

"Didn't ask."

Neptune ignored the remark and continued "I don't want to get a bad grade on this project, but I lost the camera!"

Jaune raised an eyebrow "Why would I care that you lost your camera?" He scoffed "I'm glad that I won't have a camera in my face for the next few days." He replied, grabbing a plate out of the cupboard.

"Ain't my fault bad things happen to you, like, all the time." Neptune shot back "Where'd you even wander off to last night anyway? One minute you were there, then the next you had disappeared."

Thankfully for Jaune, Neptune hadn't noticed the way he froze up "I was about..." He replied with a fake laugh "Just because you didn't see me, It doesn't mean I wasn't there..." He prayed that his friend wouldn't question it further.

"That's true."

'Yes!' The blonde mentally cheered and started to place some rashers of bacon on his plate, but froze once more as Neptune continued.

"Still though. What ya get up to? Get lucky?" He glanced to his roommate.

Before he could respond, the front door opened and Sun limped into the kitchen. Seeing his way out, the blonde boy swept up his plate of food and made his escape "Sun got pegged by Blake!" He shouted before slamming and locking his bedroom door.

Sun looked mortified whereas Neptune looked horrified mixed with a side of gleeful teasing. "What the fuck?!" They both screamed, Sun pointing at Jaune's door and Neptune at Sun.

"Explain." Neptune demanded "I need to know the details."

"I have absolutely no idea what Jaune was talking about." Sun cried "Trust me!"

"Why are you limping?" Jaune shouted from behind the safety of his door.

"Yeah." Neptune agreed "Why are you limping?"

A red faced Sun fell over his words. "I don't need to explain myself to you two! Let's go find this fucking camera." He angrily limped his way back out of the dorm with Neptune giggling behind.

Once he heard the door close and silence fall over to dorm, the blonde exited his room and planted his butt onto the couch. "Finally." He let out a groan, picking up a slice of bacon and ripping it in half with his teeth. Nothing beat a plate of smoked bacon after a night of drinking and regret.

A knock on the door interrupted the blondes moment "Jaune, I left my keys." Neptune called out from the hallway. With another groan, Jaune reluctantly got out of his seat and made his way to the door, picking up a set of house keys on his way. He opened the letterbox and shoved the keys through, hearing them hit the floor and a "Why?" from his friend made It worth It.

He sat back in his spot and reached out for the plate, only to be interrupted by another knock on the door. "Arghhhhhh!" He shot back up "What is it now, Neptune?" He threw the door open "What the fuck?"

Neon Katt giggled "Hey Jauney!" She beamed happily at him "I saw you at the party last night." Her smile grew wide in a creepy way.

"Okay? And?" Jaune replied, getting ready to slam the door in the girls face.

"I saw you enter Russel's room, but you never left." Her words caused a chill to run down his spine "You know what else I saw." She placed a finger on his chest and slowly run it down his body.

Jaune gulped nervously "Heh, what else?..." He didn't know why he asked. He knew what she was going to say.

"Weiss Schnee also entered the room." Neon stepped into the dorm and Jaune took a cautious step back "When I went to go check up on you both, the door was locked. Kinda sus, don'tcha think?"

"We just talked..." Jaune tried to rebuttal.

"Oh? I didn't realise you could communicate in moans?" The ginger cat girl stalked around the living room, eyes constantly reading her prey "Harder, Jaune." She moaned, imitating Weiss.

"What do you want?" Jaune tried to steady his breathing, there was no way in hell he was letting his secret get out in the wild.

"You know what I want." She eyed the boy.

Jaune let out a sigh "Okay, but just so you know..." He removed his shirt "We shouldn't tell anyone."

Neon blushed heavily "I just wanted to cheat on the biology test..." Her eyes grew playfully and her blush disappeared "You really are a creep." She laughed happily.

"Oh..." Jaune grew red, from embarrassment or anger, he couldn't tell. "Fine, I'll let you cheat. Now leave."

"Why stop now?" Neon went to remove her own shirt, before being thrown out of the room "No fun!" She whined as the door slammed behind her.

"What is my life?"

~~~Vale University~~~

"Think back." Sun hobbled along the path, trying to keep up with Neptune's pace "When was the last time you had the camera?" The two boys had been aimlessly walking for the last hour trying to jog their memories of the prior night.

"I don't remember!" Neptune groaned, repeating the same answer 50 times in an hour got tiresome "This would be so much easier without all the alcohol in our systems."

"We should never have gone to that stupid party." Sun agreed, consciously rubbing his backside "Wait a minute..." He stopped walking "The party!"

"Yeah, what about it?" Neptune asked "Should probably be more focused on finding the camera than thinking about the party."

"No, you fucking idiot! We had the camera at Russel's." The monkey explained "I remember telling to you put it down somewhere... But where?" He wracked his brain for the answer.

"To Russel's?"

"To Russel's."

MORE SOON (hopefully)

Just need to think of more stupid situations the BOIZZZZZ can get themselves into.

Thank you for reading!