Hyousetsu: Sorry for not updating for so long! Got lotta stuff to do. Hope ya all enjoy!

Chapter 5: Enter Sango, the Pervert Killer

Kagome sat across Sesshoumaru in the 5 star restaurant. After the endless fighting of pizza or Chinese, they decided in one that they took something they both liked and enjoyed: Spaghetti. It was a funny and odd sight to see Sesshoumaru, the god of ice, sitting there, munching on the strands of pasta. He was munching spaghetti and yet, he could seem to enjoy the pasta so gracefully, not a stain on his white suit. Kagome was busy staring at him, and she didn't notice that Sesshoumaru had looked up, and saw her in middle of her staring. Annoyance flickered in the golden depths and Sesshoumaru started talking. "Do you just stare at people when they eat, or do you have some… specific reason?" Kagome blushed a fine shade of red, before finally understanding what he meant. With her face flushed, she shot a glare at Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru nearly chuckled. "Ahh, so our little girl here—"

"Don't call me little girl!" Her hands crashed down to the table. Unfortunately, her fist hit the plate of spaghetti she was eating, and the food splashed all over Sesshoumaru, who was growling low. Now every thought of laughing was dismissed. With a hand covered over her mouth, Kagome tried to fight the giggles which were threatening to spill from her mouth. Sesshoumaru was pooled with spaghetti sauce, a meat ball seated on his white suit. His silver hair was stained, and his eyes were closed. His fists were shaking, while Kagome gulped, upon finding herself in trouble. Very much in trouble. Suddenly, Sesshoumaru stood up and got out his wallet, throwing a 100 dollar bill on the table, while he slung Kagome over his shoulders – again. "We're leaving." He walked out the restaurant, with all the people staring at them, and Kagome kicking on his shoulders.

They had finally arrived at the mansion, and Sesshoumaru was seriously wondering if his shoulder was dislocated. With Kagome struggling, while occasionally shouting "Let me go!", he doubted that his shoulder could actually remain where is was. Once inside, Sesshoumaru regretted returning, only to find slices of pizza thrown on the floor, while Miroku, who was swallowing beer, slipped on a piece of pizza, and fell face down towards the floor, the beer 'affectionately' knocking over an antique vase on the counter. Kagome gapped at Inuyasha, who was running around, spraying molten cheese on the walls. Kagome's mouth nearly fell open in panic as Sesshoumaru walked over to them, avoiding a piece of pizza that was obviously stuck on the floor. Once he approached Miroku and sent him a glare that could have frozen Kagome even at where she was. "Out." His voice, yet so soft, held large power. He pointed out the door. "Out." He repeated. Miroku, who was back to consciousness, edged out the house nervously, closing the large oak doors behind him. Sesshoumaru turned his attention back to Inuyasha, who was drooling while staring at the TV. Walking right over, Sesshoumaru smashed Inuyasha on his head, earning a gasp from Kagome, who was looking from behind with interest. But now, she wouldn't bother to turn away either. "Into your room." Sesshoumaru said softly as he pointed towards the stairs. He sounded much like an adult, even thought he was only 18. Normally, Inuyasha would have retorted with his "I'm-not-scared-of-you-even-if-you're-bigger" attitude. Only that this time, Inuyasha just grumbled and dragged his limp body up the stairs towards his bedroom. On hearing the approving slam of a door, Sesshoumaru settled onto the couch, while Kagome sat down beside him, fidgeting nervously. Kagome eyed his red saused suit and hair that was now dyed with red. Sesshoumaru shot her a glare as he stood up from the couch and headed gracefully towards his room, while Kagome followed. Middle way, Sesshoumaru turned back to Kagome, who was looking at the pictures, and unconsciously kept on walking. Sesshoumaru turned fully around just as Kagome walked up and bumped into him, almost knocking him over. "Watch where you're going, girl." An angry Sesshoumaru wasn't one to deal with, and certainly not after a certain young women had spilled spaghetti sauce on his perfect white tux. Kagome just stared at him with those dark brown eyes of hers, and somewhere in the chocolate pools of her eyes, said something along the words "Idiot! Can't you see I'm lost!" Growling, Sesshoumaru pointed down the hall, the 5th room towards the right. "There, is your room, so not, leave me to be." Kagome cast him a glare and stomped of, waving a hand in the air behind her. "Whatever, Fluffy." Eyes growing wide, Sesshoumaru turned to glare at the stupid girl that dared to taunt him, only to find her gone inside her room, door closing with a small 'tick'. He sighed. A long bath and sleep was in order…

Kagome jumped from her bed as the alarm clock went off, and the deep sound of Inutashio resounded in her room. "It's time for breakfast, dear."

"Can't I sleep a little longer?" Came the muffled reply of Kagome, who had yet again snuggled into the warm covers of the expensive velvet covered bed. Just then, Inuyasha came head first smashing into the door. "Yo, girl! Time ta get up!" Kagome screamed and covered herself up with her covers. She absolutely did not like a guy bursting into her privacy, especially when she didn't even comb her hair. Inuyasha just looked at her with a bored expression on her face, and turned around, walking out her room. "Can't you at least knock!" Screamed Kagome, face red.

"I wouldn't bother if I were you." Inuyasha said as he walked out her door, leaving Kagome to stumble around, getting dressed.

Kagome wadded to the dinning room, and found Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha, both seated beside their father, Inutashio, who was sitting in the head of the table. He smiled at her, and she smiled back, even though her mood was still vile at Inuyasha's bold intrusion. Glaring at Inuyasha, she started on her breakfast – which was finely wrapped butter and a piece of toast. Inuyasha was swallowing the butter, and munching on the bread at the same time, and Sesshoumaru was taking awfully small bites in his perfect piece of toast. Kagome just sweat dropped and continued on her bread silently, until Inutashio spoke up. "Why don't you go with Inuyasha today, and you might as well meet a friend of his. I think it's Sango, ne?" Inutashio sent a confusing glance at Inuyasha, and smiled at Kagome as he saw Inuyasha's approving nod. "So, you're settled in with Inuyasha today." Both Inuyasha and Kagome stood up and looked at Inutashio wide eyed, as Sesshoumaru watched the scene with mild interest. "WHAT! I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND A DAY WITH THIS… PERVERT!"

"ME EITH—WAIT! I'm NOT a pervert! Watch your language, you immature little wimp!"

"WHAT! You—"

"Now, now, you two. It is settled." Inutashio smiled at both of them nerveously, as he saw the burning fire in their eyes, preparing to kill. "Then, you might as well bring Sesshoumaru with you."

"Father…' now it was Sesshoumaru's turn to growl, glaring at his father. Inutashio just laughed nervously, and made a run for it. "Get back here, you old man!" Inuyasha ran after Inutashio, leaving Kagome and Sesshoumaru both worrying about their own lives sake.

They arrived at the café where Miroku had promised to meet the three. After a long time of struggling, Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha just barely managed to get the screaming girl out of the house and into the car. Now, Miroku was 20 minutes late. "Where's that old dude…" Inuyasha was pissed at his best friend. He was suppose to bring a friend – girl – to meet with Kagome. 'That's what girls need. Another girl to be with and gossip.' Inuyasha just rolled his eyes, despite the drooling teenagers cooing and melting at the pure look of him. He just sighed.

Sesshoumaru wondered what made him get into this such bad luck. A great Thursday ruined just because of that trouble making girl. And Inuyasha's friend was 20 minutes late, which to Sesshoumaru, was a pure waste of time. He turned to face the door – for the 10th time in 20 minutes – and found Miroku standing there, a girl behind him. 'Finally… I don't know how long I could have stood here facing all those truly disgusting girls…' His eyes showed his disgust as another girl melted over at the pure sight of him. 'Disgusting…'

"Sorry about being late, but I had to pick up Sanjo." Gesturing to the girl behind him, the girl walked up front and extended her hand to Kagome. "I'm Sango." She smiled. Kagome smiled at the brown haired girl. "I'm Kagome!" They shook hands, and Kagome examined the other girl. She was about her age, and she had brown eyes, along with waist long brown hair tied into a high ponytail. Sesshoumaru cleared his throat, and all the others looked at him. "Why don't we sit down…" He gestured at the waiter. Suddenly, Sango's eyes went wide, and she screamed. "Hentai!" All the other three turned around to face Sango and Miroku, and they saw Sango giving him the slap of his life. "Mirokus never learns…" Inuyasha sighed, Kagome and Sesshoumaru nodding in agreement.

Hyousestu: Ahh… finally finished! Kinda busy, so couln't update a lot… Sorry! If there's spelling mistakes, please tell me!

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