Vader Feels Pretty!
A/N- Ok this is a random fanfic it's a parody of the song I feel Pretty! With Darth Vader and The Emperor.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars GL does and I don't own the lyrics to the song and I am not using this story to make money So don't sue me!
It was another normal day for Darth Vader on the Death Star. He had just force choked another Storm Trooper as he didn't follow orders correctly, so far Vader had killed 35 a new record for the year as last year he killed 25.
"I see the anger management isn't working?" The Emperor shook his head and Vader bowed his head.
"But Master he provoked me!" Vader cried in defence.
"Vader I highly doubt that someone with their intelligence would be man enough to annoy the Dark Lord!" The Emperor stated.
"Ok I'm sorry Master I'll try not to kill anymore Storm Troopers and I'll try to control my anger." Vader told him staring at the ground.
"Right I'll take your word for it but since you scared all the Storm Troopers away you have to sing the song!" The Emperor grinned and this caused Vader to stare at him.
"Do I have to?" He whined.
"Yes it calms you down and I like it!" The Emperor smiled and all of a sudden music played out of nowhere.
Darth
Vader
I
feel pretty,
Oh,
so pretty,
I
feel pretty and witty and bright!
And
I pity
Any
girl who isn't me tonight.
I
feel charming,
Oh,
so charming
It's
alarming how charming I feel!
And
so pretty
That
I hardly can believe I'm real.
See
the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who
can that attractive girl be?
Such
a pretty face,
Such
a pretty dress,
Such
a pretty smile,
Such
a pretty me!
I
feel stunning
And
entrancing,
Feel
like running and dancing for joy,
For
I'm loved
By
a pretty wonderful boy!
The
Emperor
Have
you met my good friend Maria,
The
craziest girl on the block?
You'll
know her the minute you see her,
She's
the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
She
thinks she's in love.
She
thinks she's in Spain.
She
isn't in love,
She's
merely insane.
It
must be the heat
Or
some rare disease,
Or
too much to eat
Or
maybe it's fleas.
Keep
away from her,
Send
for Chino!
This
is not the
Maria
we know!
Modest
and pure,
Polite
and refined,
Well-bred
and mature
And
out of her mind!
Darth
Vader
I
feel pretty,
Oh,
so pretty
That
the city should give me its key.
A
committee
Should
be organized to honour me.
The
Emperor
La
la la la . . .
Darth
Vader
I
feel dizzy,
I
feel sunny,
I
feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And
so pretty,
Miss
America can just resign!
The
Emperor
La
la la la . . .
Darth Vader
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
The
Emperor
What
mirror where?
DARTH
Vader
Who
can that attractive girl be?
The
Emperor
Which?
What? Where? Whom?
Darth
Vader
Such
a pretty face,
Such
a pretty dress,
Such
a pretty smile,
Such
a pretty me!
The
Emperor
Such
a pretty me!
Darth
& The Emperor
I
feel stunning
And
entrancing,
Feel
like running and dancing for joy,
For
I'm loved
By
a pretty wonderful boy!
When they finished they posed dramatically and the Storm Troopers just stood staring at them. Darth Vader turned around and stared at them it was good he had his mask on because his cheeks were bright red.
"WHAT ARE YOU ALL STARING AT! GET BACK TO WORK!" Darth Vader roared and the Storm Troopers hurried back to work.
The End!