Wom wom wom wom wom, welcome to my hut of many random tellings. I am the master of all that is you and me and he and she. Today, we will learn about some very important things like Full Metal Alchemist. Here is why.
One day, when Roy Mustang was buying some freashly cut bread sushi from the sushi store, he saw a symbol. This wasn't just any symbol, though, it was…A CHAINMAIL ABOUT FINDING YOUR TRUE LOVE! Yeah, so Roy passed it by.
The next day, Riza Hawkeye happened to pass it on her way from swimming lessons. Yea, she swims. So, this random hippo comes out of nowhere and eats her clothes off, right? And then she falls into the chainmail thing.
So later, Roy was walking by that Chainmail symbol, when he saw a naked Riza in there. Yea, and he pulled her out or something and they made out and fell in love and then ate bread sushi forever. They also enjoyed the many cheeses of the world.
The moral of this story is, if you see the CHAINMAIL SYMBOL ABOUT FINDING YOUR TRUE LOVE be prepared to see them nude the next day. And here's to my beautiful Roy Juice, complete with coffee, passionfruit juice, lemon juice, soya sauce (SHOYU!), and brown sugar. Mmmm…this IS the taste of sophistication.
Wom wom wom wom wom wom, goodbye my dear friends, and look forward to the next random morals FMA storys by Hut-person who has many random tellings.