Disclaimer: once again, i don't own The Lord of the Rings, any of its stuff, characters, or whatever. I don't own the book or movie (i mean i have them but not their copyrights).

A Guide to "The Fellowship of the Necklace's" parodies...

First of all, we wrote this story to be based on J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. The events and names in this parody are based both on the book and on Peter Jackson's cinema version. We wanted the characters and places to be based around food, and written here for you is a guide to how we got all of the names. -Tai, main author and editor

Names are in order of appearance in the story

Left-Earth ...Middle Earth

Three for Men, mortals but wise ...Nine for Men, who above all desired power

Seven for Dwarves and then came Snow White... "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"

Nine for Elves... Three for Elves, the wisest of all beings (switched with men above)

Sourmilke... "Sour milk" Sauron

Bordor ...We couldn't figure out a good food name, so we just rhymed Mordor

Next-to-Last Alliance of Dwarves, Elves, and Men... Last Alliance of Men and Elves

Mount Dairy ...Mount Doom

Vacca Boca ...Barad-dur. (At the time this was written, Pishivee said "vacca" meant "cow" in Latin, and I said "boca" was the same in Spanish. But actually, "vacca" is Spanish too. Right? oh well...)

Elendilpickle... Elendil (dill pickle)

Arnot ...Arnor (I thought of the "nor" part as in "this nor that", so "not" is asimilar negative term

Isilami ...Isildur (Salami is the food here)

Anarpricot ...Anarion (Apricot is the food here. This name does not appearin the movie,only book)

Gollash... Gollum (goulash)

Misty Desert ...Misty Mountains

Bilberry Baggage... Bilbo Baggins

Alfrodo... Frodo.(Alfredo sauce...hehe)

Gandole... Gandalf (the "alf" part reminds me of "half" so the opposite would be "whole"... Gandole)

Chocolate Milks of Mount Dairy ...the extreme fire of Mount Doom hahaha

Raddishdell... Rivendell (raddish)

Argon ...Aragorn (named after the element)

Boron ...Boromir (named after the element)

Sorrow... Merry (and what's the opposite of merry? hahaha)

Pippernickel ...Pippin (Pumpernickel bread)

Samdumb ...Samwise

Legof-lamb... Legolas (before we could find a food name, his name was Legolim, mixing it with Gimli)

Gimseng ...Gimli (Ginseng tea)...(his name was originally Gimolas, mixed with Legolas)

William ...It's just "Bill" in the book and movie

Hobbits have low harmonic voices... in the book, they're always mentioned as high and melodic

Arpple ...Arwen (apple)

Elreggno... Elrond (oregano)

Valley of Carrothras... Pass of Carathras. There are snowstorms in the book so there's sandstorms in the parody.

"There isn't a foul voice..." ...In the movie, Legolas says, "There is a foul (fell?) voice on the air!" (we made parody Gimli say it to oppose the movie)

"...Fetch the rain clouds..." ...In the book, Gandalf tells Legolas to fetch the sun to warm them up. When the elf comes back, the snowstorm is gone, like the sandstorm subsides in the parody (plus we sent the dwarf, not the elf, for opposites)

Forest of Moriangue... Mines of Moria. (lemon meringue pie)

"Elf-mansions of Kazad-stupid" ...Dwarven hall of Kazad-dum (dum is like dumb, right? haha)

"The Floor of Moriangue" ...From the movie, Gimli says, "The Walls of Moria!"

"We look for a window that only sunlight reveals" ...It is a door in the book/movie that only moonlight reveals

"Writing in Dwarvish..." in the book/movie, it's Elvish

Durian ...Durin (durian fruit)

"Speak, enemy, and enter" ..."Speak, friend, and enter"

Narcturine... Narvi the Dwarf (nectarine) you need book knowledge for this.

Ketchupbrimbor... Celebrimbor (ketchup...need book knowledge)

Hollinpeno ...Hollin (jalopeno peppers) (book knowledge)

"All you do is speak 'enemy' in Dwarvish"... It's "friend" in Elvish in the movie/book

"Mellon" ..."Friend" in Elvish, so we did the opposite

"...be an enemy and speak the password?"... In the book, at first they thought they had to be a friend and speak a password, so we did the opposite here too

Ladder of Kazad-stupid... Bridge of Kazad-dum

Balgame, a demon of the Milk and Chocolate ...Balrog, a demon of Shadow and Flame (a ball game, like a baseball game, y'know?)

"Dig you fools!" ..."Fly you fools!" in the book and movie

Alfrodo swoons from a jagged rock. In the book, he gets cut by a huge spear from an orc (in the movie it's a troll)

"..alloy made of gold and iron"... the mithril coat Bilbo give Frodo in the book/movie. The jacket saves him from the orc/troll spear too.

Slothlorien... Lothlorien, even though time goes slow here too

Gandole the Silver... Gandalf the Grey

Galapple, Lady of the Dark... Galadriel, Lady of the Light (her parody name is also apple, like Arwen)

Celegrape... Celeborn (grape)

Although we say Slothlorien means the Quiet Dwarf Kingdom, that doesn't mean that Lothlorien means the Quiet Elf Kingdom. But here is the opposite name anyway, from Elf to Dwarf

"One night, Alfrodo was awakened..." in the book, Frodo and Sam both follow Galadriel like here in the parody. However, in the movie it is only Frodo who follows.

"...small platter of food"... it's a bowl of water in the book/movie that Galadriel calls her mirror

"...great green city" ...the white city of Minas Tirith

"Red hair? thought Alfrodo"... I guess red hair was supposed to be uncommon in this parody

"...marvelous pairs of gloves"... in the book, Merry and Pippin get Noldorin daggers (and SE movie)

"...a magical tree" ...In the book (and SE Two Towers) Sam gets a special seed and soil that does grow a tree, but not a perpetual one. In the FOTR movie he gets elven rope.

"Gimseng received a beautiful bow..." Opposites again; Dwarves really use axes and Elves use bows

"Boron was given a headband..." Boromir gets a belt in the book

"Argon was given an odd Dwarven thing..." Aragorn really receives a knife. It's a boomerang.

Legof-lamb gets an eyelash from Celegrape. In the book (and SE movie), Gimli gets three hairs from Galadriel, and Legolas gets the bow we gave to Gimseng. This is also based on an inside joke...

The device Alfrodo gets to show him lactose in the dark is like the phial Galadriel gives Frodo to give him light in the darkest places

"...large place with carvings of battles"... the two huge statues of the Argonath

Argourmet ...Argonath (gourmet)

Rauroast Rapids ...Rauros Falls (roast).

The white-water part is in the book, not the movie

Gondola... Gondor (a gonola boat...we couldn't make a food name)

"...tree-less landscape" ...In the book/movie there are many trees at Emyn Muil, so we opposed it

"...smoke-bomb"... In the book, Frodo and Same do go alone, but orcs are what come to separate everyone. Boron tries to take the ring and strangle Alfrodo just like Boromir.

"...went off together towards Bordor"... Sam and Frodo do go off together in the book, but not like that!