See chapter 1 for disclaimers
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The Request
By Old Scout
"I'm doing fine, Sir." Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter stated. "And yourself?"
"Just peachy." Jack tried to sound cheerful as he spoke into the phone. "Hey, Carter, I was wondering if you could look up somebody for me."
"Sorry, Sir, I can't."
"What? Why not? I haven't even said who."
"We have strict instructions from General Furcifer not to engage in any investigations for you while you're on T.D.Y."
"Oh, for crying out loud!"
"Have you seen his fork collection, Sir? What's up with that?"
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