'kay, you guys SUCK! I know my story has only been up for a few hours and I know at least ten people have peaked at my story but NOT ONE REVIEW! You know, I even love flames. Yes, I LOVE THEM! What is it, what is it about me? Is it my profile? (yes, I know it stinks but whatev)

Wasabi: please take pity on her sole, after all she has no brain.

Idiot: aww just shut up! You are a part of my over active imagination anyway so bye bye! smiles

Wasabi: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

POOF!

YAAAAAAAAAY! I take back all that I just said. I officially have one review, AND IT WASN'T A FLAME! freak out

Thank you thank you THANK YOU UZAMAKI LILIANA! I LOVE YOU! squeeze (by the way please don't take that literally, anyway, cookies to you!) more squeeze crack!

… ummmmmmm oops. Heh, heh, you 'kay?

Last time

-A thought came to him. But, could he do it? After all he had been the worst student in the entire ninja academy. Oh well, it was worth a shot.

Idiot: Now, on with the (pathetic) story!

The beginning

Naruto started with a heavy push on the unconscious boy's stomach. Looking over to the face he saw water (A/N: or was it drool?) dribble down the side of Sasuke's mouth. The blond boy took this as a good sign and so repeated what he had done.

What came next? No… no not that!

Teachings from the ninja academy were actually coming back to him but would her really have to… um…

Do I have to… KISS HIM?

Well, at least he's uncouncious… NO I can't, I just can't! it wouldn't be right. I mean,

sure two guys can, well, be together but he's not like that.

Maybe… maybe I am... like that…

Well, here goes nothing gulp

Taking a deep breath he leaned down with an open mouth, ready to, well kiss.

Closing his eye's he followed the path he had started towards Sasukes mouth. His lips brushed against those of the unconscious boy. Quickly he breath out and pulled away, sputtering. He had not noticed the dark haired boy's eyes flicker open at the touch on his lips.

Cold. His lips. Could he really be dead?

No. I won't give up, that wasn't so bad. That- that sasuke always thinks he's so cool… he is. Atleast I like him…

What am I saying? It's not like I like him.

Am I going crazy? I'm talking to myself and thinking ot-

He looked down at the boy with closed eyes and sopping wet clothes in a ragged state due to the fight he had just endured.

Of sasuke naked

A rush of heat attacked the blong boy as his face turned to a deep crimson. But now was not the time. He would never see sasuke again if this "operation" didn't succeed.

Leaning down again Naruto closed his eyes, waiting for his lips to embrace the cold, wet ones which were Sasuke. There was a sudden jurk then a sensasion ran through the blond boy. Opening his eyes he found the dark haired boy had pull Naruto to himself and was ravishing the lips as his own.

Seconds later Naruto found his back agains the ground, pinned down by sasuke's straddle. A glare was on his face but to the blond, this only made him hotter.

The lips of a once limp boy were around his and naruto couldn't get escape. Trying to pull back he foud the ground held him to sasuke. Then Sasuke's tong attacked his mouth but the blond still couldn't do anything. Wouldn't do anything, he didn't want to.

Their kiss deepened as the water that filled sasuke's ripped clothing dripped onto the blond boy.

He suddenly found his mouth empty and his lips alone. Naruto looked up into Sasuke's face. They were both panting, they had shared a long kiss and could not deny they had both liked it.

"you know I still want to kill you,"

Naruto smirked "but you never will." With that naruto craned up to reclaim the dark haired boy's lips…

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Not far away, by the edge of the forest stood Kakashi. He had come to rescue the two boys and stop the intense fight he knew would occor between them. What he had NOT come to see was two members of his cell practically humping each other…

He sighed, nothing to do now but wait. Although he wasn't sure he could stand listening to the two moaning (if indeed they got to that point) but he could tell by the way Sasuke's body was shlumped over Naruto's that they wouldn't make it back to the village.

sigh

He took out his book, "Icha Icha love tactics" and continued where he had last stopped.

To be continued...

Idiot: now then, I KNOW I'm gonna get some reviews… right?

Wasabi: I really doubt it.

Idiot: well, at least I wrote another chapter, woot!

Wasabi: yeah, a horrible one at that

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Idiot: what ARE you doing here anyways, I thought I disappeared you from my head

Wasabi: … See ya later! (starts running away)

Review!

PS. You guys, (assuming I get another reviewer squeezes the limp Uzamaki Liliana

I need to know, do you want yaoi or should I just skip up to… well after this thing?

do you think this should be a long story? (for me maybe 8 chpts +)

or a short one? (meaning 3 chpts total)